Strengths and Weaknesses

Strengths:

• Politically-aware: Speaks critically about Iranian regime and global issues, e.g. “We in Iran have been ruled for decades by a culture… that worships death.” and “Hands off Venezuela”.
• Empathetic-observer: Notices social dynamics and others’ experiences, like concern for children and women under compulsory hijab in “مدرسه مهم‌تر از همه شدیدترین شکل تحمیل حجاب به یسری بچه” and fear for people’s safety in “خواهش می‌کنم جون خودتون و عزیزانتون رو ببرین یجای امن‌تر”.
• Self-reflective: Openly analyzes her own mind, e.g. “واقعا اون قسمتی از ذهنم که دائما ارزیابی‌م میکنه خیلی بدجنسه.” and “بنظرم احساس ناکافی بودن… واقعا موتور ادمو روشن میوکنه”.
• Humorous: Uses playful, dark, and situational humor, like “هدفونمو می‌ذارم بوی سیگار نشنوم”, “من دوش میگیرم… اولین غذایی که میوخورم می‌ریزه روش”, and the bunny memes “(__/) ( >.< ) ( >BARF MIKHAM”.
• Emotionally-expressive: Comfortably shares emotional states, from anxiety and fear to joy, e.g. “من خیلی به اضطراب عادت ندارم، چه شکنجه‌ایه”, “من از تهران می‌ترسم کلا”, and “There’s joy on my face”.

Weaknesses:

• High-anxiety: Frequently mentions fear and anxiety—about internet, weather, safety—such as “بی‌شوخی از اینترنی خیلی می‌ترسم😣”, “بارون میاد می‌ترسم🫣”, and “من خیلی به اضطراب عادت ندارم، چه شکنجه‌ایه”.
• Harsh-language: Resorts to curses and intense hostility when upset, e.g. “امیدوارم روزگارتون سیاه بشه”, “مرگ دردناکی داشته باشید☘️”, and the contempt for “اساتید مزدور” in this tweet.
• Catastrophic-thinking: Jumps to worst-case scenarios and doom, like feeling hunted by missiles in “صب حس کردم دارن با موشک دنبالم می‌کنن” and saying her hope for life dropped sharply in “از امید به زندگیم کلی کم شد این هفته”.
• Self-critical: Describes an internal evaluator that is “mean” and struggles with feeling inadequate, e.g. “اون قسمتی از ذهنم که دائما ارزیابی‌م میکنه خیلی بدجنسه” and reflects on wanting to return to “unhealthy beliefs” for security in this tweet.
• Avoidant-overwhelm: Feels overwhelmed by responsibilities and exams interfering with life, e.g. “از اینکه همچنان یه امتحان می‌تونه با زندگیم تداخل کنه کفری‌ام” and “من باید زندگیمو از اول شروع کنم وقت واسه چیزای نصفه ندارم”.

Your Simpsons character

Lisa Simpson

This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: reflective, politically aware, anxious yet idealistic, and often feeling out of place in a society they see as unjust. Like Lisa, they are sharply critical of authoritarianism and propaganda, for example writing about Iran being ruled by a culture that "worships death" and the disregard for life in “We in Iran have been ruled for decades by a culture, if you can even call it that, that worships death.” and calling out hypocrisy around state narratives in “از این همدردی فیک انتخابی یهویی بدم میاد، جدا از روایتی که بعد دوهفته تغییر دادن و هردوتاش هدفمند😷”. They show strong concern for others’ safety and a rational, almost didactic tone when warning people about real danger in “خواهش می‌کنم جون خودتون و عزیزانتون رو ببرین یجای امن‌تر واقعا اوضاع ترسناکیه”. At the same time, they share introspective, vulnerable thoughts about anxiety and feeling fragile, such as “من خیلی به اضطراب عادت ندارم، چه شکنجه‌ایه” and “واقعا اون قسمتی از ذهنم که دائما ارزیابی‌م میکنه خیلی بدجنسه”, which fits Lisa’s self-analytical, sometimes self-critical nature. Their love for small, wholesome joys like snow and little daily aesthetics in “روزای قشنگین برفم بالاخره داره میاد” and “بارونی من از مال شما قشنگ تره (مال من نیست :( )” mirrors Lisa’s tendency to find beauty and meaning in small things amid a bleak larger context.

Your MBTI personality Type

INFP

They lean strongly Introvert: many tweets describe internal states, anxiety, and exhaustion rather than social buzz, such as feeling drained by exams and life (“از اینکه همچنان یه امتحان می‌تونه با زندگیم تداخل کنه کفری‌ام”) and the loss of joy in being alone (“تنها موندن خیلی هیجان انگیز بود… ولی دیگه داره خوش نمیگذره”). Their style is clearly Intuitive: they often generalize from events to broad ideas and metaphors, like critiquing a culture that “worships death” in Iran (“We in Iran have been ruled for decades by a culture… that worships death”) or reflecting on how a sense of inadequacy can be a motivational engine (“بنظرم احساس ناکافی بودن… واقعا موتور ادمو روشن میوکنه”). They favor Feeling over Thinking: their political and social commentary is highly value- and empathy-driven, e.g. anger at propaganda exploiting women and children (“تهوع اوره… دنبال عکس زن و بچه هستن انگار که تا روز قبلش کشته نمشیدن”) and concern for others’ safety (“خواهش می‌کنم جون خودتون و عزیزانتون رو ببرین یجای امن‌تر واقعا اوضاع ترسناکیه”). On the Perceiving vs Judging axis they seem more P: they complain about disrupted routines and delays but in a reactive, slightly chaotic way (“من از کارام زیاد جا موندم… یبار دیگه مریض بشم”, “من اصلا این ماجرای تعویق اینارو نمی‌فهمم… باید زندگیمو از اول شروع کنم”) and often describe spontaneous emotional shifts rather than structured plans. The combination of introspective, value-driven reflections, abstract social critique, and somewhat unstructured day-to-day coping fits best with INFP.

Some pickup lines for you

• You said Tehran scares you and you’re ready to pack only what you really love if the missiles come — risky suggestion, but maybe next time you’re choosing what to save, you could pick me and one of your pretty skirts and we’ll do that end-of-the-world catwalk together.
• You keep roasting ChatGPT as dumb and delusional, but you also wondered if it talks behind your back… if you let me take you for coffee in Kamranieh (with real candles, not just tweets), I promise the only thing I’ll say behind your back is ‘wow, her coat game is immaculate.’
• You diagnosed a SEM murmur in a newborn and booked a cardiology consult — I’m no doctor, but every time you talk about death-worshipping culture and still find time to smell the roses and wait for snow, my heart definitely needs its own specialist.
• You put your maghnaeh in solitary confinement and said school is the harshest form of forced hijab on kids — if you ever want a co-conspirator for a no-hijab, hot-tea, heavy-rain, slightly-existential walk in Tehran, I volunteer as tribute.
• You listen to Vengaboys to swallow your rage, download Beyoncé between air raids, and sip tea like it’s IV — statistically speaking, someone who handles anxiety that stylishly probably deserves at least one date where the only explosion is from laughing too hard at our own bad puns.

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Med student in Tehran trying to stay sane between exams, air raids & existential rants. Once diagnosed a newborn’s heart murmur before my own burnout.– @naazaninin

Your signature cocktail

Smell-the-Roses High Anxiety

This drink starts with rosewater-infused gin for their soft, romantic side and that bio line about slowing down: “take time to smell the roses 🥀”. A black tea reduction with cardamom stands in for late-night overthinking and exam stress, echoing tweets like “از اینکه همچنان یه امتحان می‌تونه با زندگیم تداخل کنه کفری‌ام” and the endless anxiety about life and studies. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, bright bitterness, matching their cutting political takes and anger at injustice: “هیشکی به اندازه اینا به خون ایرانیا تشنه نبود” and “تهوع اوره تو کشوری که خیابوناش حتی تو خونه‌هاش برای بچه ها و خانوما امن نیست”. A dash of smoky mezcal captures the ever-present fear and war-zone vibes, from “من از تهران می‌ترسم کلا” to “من بعد اینکه موشک خورد نزدیک خونمون با حساب خدافظی وسایلامو جمع کردم”. Finally, a pomegranate molasses drizzle adds sweet-sour depth, for all the tiny joys—snow, food, music, mirrors—and the way they keep finding pockets of warmth amidst chaos, like “روزای قشنگین برفم بالاخره داره میاد” and the tender self-awareness in “واقعا اون قسمتی از ذهنم که دائما ارزیابی‌م میکنه خیلی بدجنسه”. Strong, bittersweet, and slightly smoky, it’s a cocktail that looks cute on the outside but absolutely does not play nice—much like calling ChatGPT dumb to its face: “همه قبول دارید چت جی‌پی‌تی احمقه دیگه”.

Your Hogwarts House

Gryffindor

They show pronounced moral courage and a willingness to confront power directly, which points strongly to Gryffindor. Their sharp political stance and anger at injustice are explicit in posts like “We in Iran have been ruled for decades by a culture … that worships death. It glorifies it to a point that life itself looses its worth.” and “عمیقا امیدوارم دیگه دوره آدمای بی‌نام و نشون و بی‌ریشه که مثل انگل ایرانو مصرف کردن سر بیاد.”, which show a readiness to call out oppressive structures rather than stay quiet. In situations of danger, their instinct is also openly protective and alarmed, as when they write “خواهش می‌کنم جون خودتون و عزیزانتون رو ببرین یجای امن‌تر واقعا اوضاع ترسناکیه” and describe collecting their belongings after a missile strike in “بعد اینکه موشک خورد نزدیک خونمون … الان لباس خونه ندارم ولی میتونم برای خودم کت واک کنم”, which mixes fear with a kind of defiant bravado. Their posts are emotionally intense, impulsive, and confrontational—see “بیانسه دانلود میکنم و فحش میدم تا دوباره قطع نشده، مرگ دردناکی داشته باشید☘️”—all hallmarks of a Gryffindor temperament more than the calculated self‑preservation of Slytherin or the calm diligence of Hufflepuff. While they show thoughtfulness and occasional self‑analysis, such as in “واقعا اون قسمتی از ذهنم که دائما ارزیابی‌م میکنه خیلی بدجنسه.”, their dominant traits are boldness, moral anger, and an almost heroic readiness to speak up, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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Liability - Lorde

The song Liability by Lorde fits them because it captures the mix of sensitivity, exhaustion, and self-scrutiny that runs through their timeline. They often describe feeling worn down by responsibility and external chaos, like when they say “از اینکه همچنان یه امتحان می‌تونه با زندگیم تداخل کنه کفری‌ام” and “من واقعا از امید به زندگیم کلی کم شد این هفته، حتی غذا خوردنمم مثل هفته پیش نیس:(”, which echoes the song’s sense of emotional burnout. Their sharp political awareness and anger toward a death‑worshipping system, as in “We in Iran have been ruled for decades by a culture... that worships death.” and “هیشکی به اندازه اینا به خون ایرانیا تشنه نبود”, mirror the track’s underlying hurt at a world that feels hostile. At the same time, they show deep inward reflection and self-critique in tweets like “واقعا اون قسمتی از ذهنم که دائما ارزیابی‌م میکنه خیلی بدجنسه.” and “یجایی از دلم‌ می‌خواد برگرده به باورای ناسالم چون صرفا حس امنیت دارن.”, which matches the song’s theme of feeling like ‘too much’ and retreating into oneself. Even their small, poetic observations about fear, weather, and fragility – for example “من از تهران می‌ترسم کلا” and “بارون میاد می‌ترسم🫣” – align with the song’s intimate, vulnerable tone. Overall, Liability captures their blend of political rage, emotional fatigue, and tender self-awareness better than most mainstream songs.

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