NachoBump
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His tweets like 'Cold brew and a 9 mili got my asshole feeling like the hoover dam, happy exam day!!' show a unique, albeit crude, sense of humor.
- Observant: Samuel notices and comments on small, absurd details of life, such as 'Bitches always posting “aesthetic” pics on their insta stories with a book in their hand and are ALWAYS on the first page or so.'
- Energetic: His constant activity, from partying to watching sports, shines in tweets like 'Absolute electric blackout Wednesday plan today, me and the boys are going to Chili’s until it closes at 9:30.'
- Self-Reflective: Tweets like 'When I was 10 years old I probably thought I was gonna be a lot taller at 21 than I actually am' show a rare introspective side.
- Authentic: Samuel is unapologetically himself, as seen in tweets like 'Yeah, this is what I call poor man’s steak frites.'
Weaknesses:
- Insensitive: His tweets like 'DONT EVER WEAR THAT SHIT ON MY CAMPUS CHING CHONG!!' show a lack of consideration for others.
- Crude: Tweets like 'My farts are so rancid rn from drinking yesterday … I think they could kill a small malnourished child in a 3rd world country' highlight his lack of filter.
- Impulsive: His tweet 'Yeah sorry Mr. Fireman but I’m not evacuating the building for some fake fire' reflects poor decision-making.
- Controversial: Samuel frequently uses offensive and divisive language, such as 'Uncle just ripped the hard r to me.'
- Unfocused: Tweets like 'Calc exam in 27 minutes, time to get hype with some of that ‘hoodlum’ music' suggest a lack of preparation and focus.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Samuel’s chaotic and rebellious nature mirrors Bart Simpson. His tweet 'Yeah sorry Mr. Fireman but I’m not evacuating the building for some fake fire' reflects Bart’s disregard for authority. His humor and antics, like 'Packing a pb&j for the lib?….Yeah, ball up top,' align with Bart’s mischievous charm. Both are unapologetically themselves, often to a fault.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Samuel embodies the ESTP personality type: extroverted, observant, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion shines in tweets about parties and social events, like 'Me and @Vonkazak having a time at the date party.' His observant nature is evident in his humorous takes on life, such as 'Bitches always posting “aesthetic” pics on their insta stories.' His thinking side comes through in his sharp, albeit controversial, humor. Finally, his perceiving trait is clear in his spontaneous and unfiltered tweets, like 'Let’s play a game called will I make it to the gas station?😅.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Mott’s applesauce? Because I just rediscovered how sweet you are.
- Do you play basketball? Because you’ve got me shooting my shot.
- Are you a PB&J? Because you’re the perfect snack for my chaotic library sessions.
- Are you Chili’s? Because I’d blackout just to spend the night with you.
- Are you Creed? Because walking to the store with you would make my Mondays better.
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College chaos coordinator | Advocate for diversity in basketball (and Mott’s applesauce) | Unfiltered takes & absurd humor | Always chasing #LANK | DM for PB&J tips.– @NachoBump
Your signature cocktail
The Nacho Bump
The 'Nacho Bump' reflects Samuel’s chaotic and bold personality. Tequila represents his wild side, seen in tweets like 'Yeah I booze😎🤙.' Red Bull adds energy for his high-octane lifestyle, while hot sauce symbolizes his spicy, unfiltered humor. Lime juice gives it a tangy twist, much like his sharp wit. It’s a drink as unpredictable and lively as Samuel himself.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Samuel's ambition, wit, and tendency to push boundaries align with Slytherin traits. His tweet 'Yeah sorry Mr. Fireman but I’m not evacuating the building for some fake fire' shows a disregard for rules, while his humor and confidence, like 'Fuck, I think I still got it,' reflect Slytherin's boldness. However, his controversial and divisive tweets also suggest the darker side of this house.
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Your song
All Star - Smash Mouth
Samuel’s chaotic college lifestyle and humorous takes align with the carefree vibe of 'All Star.' His tweet 'Absolute electric blackout Wednesday plan today, me and the boys are going to Chili’s' captures the song’s upbeat, slightly absurd energy. The line 'Does life get better?' echoes the song’s playful optimism.
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