Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares fears and pain, like feeling suicidal and isolated in “i’m acc so suicidal when i think about the future it’s not even a joke anymore”.
- Romantic caring: Shows deep tenderness in posts like “and when we’re old, i’ll go into our garden in the spring, and i’ll pick you a bouquet from the flowers we planted in summer”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on patterns and mental health, like linking depression and relationship discomfort in “i think that maybe it was my depression that made me uncomfortable not being in a relationship…”.
- Humorous creative: Uses quirky humor and odd scenarios, such as “pet play but they take me to the vets to be put down” and the masochist car accident joke in “If a masochist got into a car accident woukd they just nut everywhere…”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent enthusiasm for music and media, like defending Alien Stage in “alien stage has the best love story (mizisua)… argue with the wall” and praising Kikuo albums in “the kikuohana acts are easily kikuos best albums”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive thoughts: Frequently expresses suicidal ideation and wishing to be “put down,” as in “why can’t they just put me down atp, i’m metaphorically a 16 year old blind and deaf crusty white dog”.
- Harsh self-image: Talks about themselves in very negative terms, like calling themselves “boring” and hating their past, present, and future in “i hate my past and my situation right now and i hate the future”.
- Social insecurity: Feels unwanted and interprets small things as rejection, like taking two Instagram story views as everyone telling them to kill themselves in “posted a story on the gram and it got 2 views in 8 hours…”.
- Unstable relationships: Describes their relationship as “extremely unstable” and hard to maintain in “i have no friends except online friends, i’m in an extremely unstable relationship idk how long i can keep this going”.
- Judgmental language: Occasionally uses hostile or prejudiced phrasing, such as “i’m really fatphobic towards strawbabyboys girlfriend” and joking about hating anyone who drinks tea in “tea is actually gross and i hate anyone that drinks it”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, and craving deep connection while often feeling isolated. Like Lisa, they’re highly self-analytical and openly process complex feelings, as seen in posts like “i’ve never had a best friend ever in my life, i’ve always considered people to be my best friend but it’s never been mutual” and “i don’t even wanna talk to anyone directly about this because i don’t wanna seem like a negative person. i want everyone to think im a happy person all of the time.”. They show strong, sometimes niche intellectual and aesthetic interests (Vocaloid, art, specific ships) and idealized romanticism, similar to Lisa’s obsessive passions and intense crushes, for example “alien stage has the best love story (mizisua) in any sort of fiction ever made, argue with the wall” and “it took me every muscle and every bone in my body to not say i love you to her tonight”. Their sense of being misunderstood or unsupported by family echoes Lisa’s dynamic with her parents, as in “my mom was so proud of her and loved her art, but whenever i show her something ive made she just asks if ive been applying for jobs”. Finally, their mix of dark humor and genuine vulnerability — like “i’m acc so suicidal when i think about the future it’s not even a joke anymore” alongside absurd posts such as “pet play but they take me to the vets to be put down” — fits Lisa’s blend of existential dread and sharp, sometimes mordant wit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they describe deep loneliness and lack of close in-person connections, e.g. “i’ve never had a best friend ever in my life, i’ve always considered people to be my best friend but it’s never been mutual” and “i don’t even wanna talk to anyone directly about this because i don’t wanna seem like a negative person”, which points to inward processing and social exhaustion rather than seeking large social circles. Their focus on meanings, symbolism, and imagined futures over concrete facts suggests intuition (N), as seen in romantic visualizations like “and when we’re old, i’ll go into our garden in the spring, and i’ll pick you a bouquet from the flowers we planted in summer” and meta reflections on trauma like “there’s something so bittersweet about me adding onto my own trauma but out of choice this time”. They prioritize feelings, relationships, and being seen as kind over cold logic, pointing strongly to feeling (F); for instance they worry intensely about being a burden or negative (“i don’t want to be annoying or be anyone else’s responsibility”) and crave emotional connection (“i want a best friend so bad”, “i NEEEEEEDD A GIRLFRIEMD EIGJT MNOW”). Their life and tweeting style read as more perceiving (P) than judging: they are self-described as unstructured and overwhelmed, e.g. “i might make some more oc’s and another story to spend my time on but tbh i’m the most uncreative person ever” and frequently talk about reacting to circumstances rather than executing firm plans, alongside impulsive, stream-of-consciousness posts like “pet play but they take me to the vets to be put down”. Putting this together—introspective, romantic, emotionally driven, and somewhat unstructured—INFP best fits their overall pattern, especially given their idealized visions of love (“it took me every muscle and every bone in my body to not say i love you to her tonight”) contrasted with deep internal struggle and self-criticism (“i hate my past and my situation right now and i hate the future”).
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘alien stage has the best love story (mizisua)’ — how about we one‑up it and go from mutuals to our own mizisua arc: you with the black hair, me dyeing mine pink, and absolutely zero scene cuts where they ‘cut out the part where they scissor.’
- You’re out here rating tree sap a 3/10 and tictacs as vanilla — scientifically, that means you should at least taste‑test one date with me. Worst case I’m glue, best case I’m your new favorite special interest.
- You said nobody talks about how magical it is to watch a woman getting ready in the morning… if you let me stay over, I’ll even hand you the ‘lesbian butter’ from your dream while we do our makeup together.
- You went from ‘I might be asexual’ to ‘huge lesbian freak’ to ‘why did I ever date a man’ and now you’re shooting your shot at a really pretty girl. As a fellow woman appreciator, I volunteer as the next ethically‑sourced trauma‑free love interest.
- You comfort yourself by pretending you’re comforting someone else; I overthink by pretending a girl who loves Kikuo, Bee and Puppycat, Vocaloid, and denpa doesn’t exist. Maybe we should skip the pretending and just be each other’s best friend/girlfriend combo for real.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lesbian art gremlin with too many feelings, ARFID-friendly snacks, and a dragonfly alter ego from that one concert. Drawing, healing, overthinking.– @nagomulover
Your signature cocktail
Lesbian Dragonfly Artcore Fizz
Lychee liqueur stands in for their soft but intense sapphic romanticism and yearning, from “i NEEEEEEDD A GIRLFRIEMD EIGJT MNOW” to “it took me every muscle and every bone in my body to not say i love you to her tonight”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a bright but bitter edge for the mix of joy and hurt in tweets like “there’s something so bittersweet about me adding onto my own trauma but out of choice this time” and “why can’t they just put me down atp, i’m metaphorically a 16 year old blind and deaf crusty white dog”. Matcha syrup nods to their artcore / denpa / vocaloid fixation and slightly offbeat taste, as in “the children yearn for artcore and denpa….” and “maybe unpopular opinion but the kikuohana acts are easily kikuos best albums”. A splash of absinthe represents the hallucinatory, anxious, and darkly humorous side of their brain, echoing “I’m genuinely so scared that I’ve developed schizophrenia… I’m just scared to be by myself” and “pet play but they take me to the vets to be put down”. Soda water makes it a fizz — light, restless, and a bit chaotic — like posting “posted a story on the gram and it got 2 views in 8 hours, i take this as everyone telling me to kill myself” and then turning around to gush “every time a girl gets a kigurumi fursuit an angel gets their wings”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong yearning for deep, stable bonds and mutual care, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their desire for a best friend and feeling hurt when it isn’t mutual comes through in tweets like “i’ve never had a best friend ever in my life, i’ve always considered people to be my best friend but it’s never been mutual” and “i want a best friend but i’m past the age of getting a best friend, everyone already has a best friend except me”. They care intensely about being seen as kind and not burdening others, saying “i don’t even wanna talk to anyone directly about this because i don’t wanna seem like a negative person. i want everyone to think im a happy person all of the time. i don’t want to be annoying or be anyone else’s responsibility”, which reflects classic Hufflepuff concern for others’ comfort. Their empathy shows in how they comfort themselves by imagining comforting someone else: “whenever i feel upset i never comfort myself, i always pretend that someone else is upset and im comforting them”. Even in small things, they’re gentle and nurturing, like donating to kids in Roblox just to enjoy their reactions: “sometimes i go onto that donate game on roblox just to donate 10 robux to a kid because then a bunch of them start following me around and begging me to donate to them because then i can pretend that they’re chickens”. While they have flashes of dark humor and anger, the core is a craving for loyalty, affection, and soft shared life (e.g., “and when we’re old, i’ll go into our garden in the spring, and i’ll pick you a bouquet from the flowers we planted in summer”), which fits Hufflepuff more than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well‑known song that fits them best is Liability by Lorde, because it captures feeling like "too much" for others while still craving deep, romantic connection. They talk about intense loneliness and feeling like a burden, like when they say “i’ve never had a best friend ever in my life, i’ve always considered people to be my best friend but it’s never been mutual” and “i have no friends except online friends, i’m in an extremely unstable relationship idk how long i can keep this going”. At the same time, they’re yearning hard for love and intimacy – “i NEEEEEEDD A GIRLFRIEMD EIGJT MNOW” and “it took me every muscle and every bone in my body to not say i love you to her tonight” – which mirrors the song’s ache for someone who can stay despite everything. Their self‑deprecating, slightly dramatic humor about themselves, like “why can’t they just put me down atp, i’m metaphorically a 16 year old blind and deaf crusty white dog 😭”, also fits the bittersweet, theatrical sadness of Liability. Overall, the song’s mix of self‑loathing, vulnerability, and yearning for soft queer love matches their timeline and “autism outlet” oversharing style almost perfectly.
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