Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares deep feelings about love, hurt, and longing, like wanting affection and reassurance in tweets such as “Eu so queria carinho q uma vez alguém realmente estivesse cmg” and “Eu so queria q alguém me amasse o suficiente pra ficar cmg e nn me deixar”.
- Affectionate caregiver: Shows care for others and animals, mentioning playing with kids and feeding strays, as in “quando me chamam de maluco e doente mas eu cuido dos cachorros da minha rua e jogo bola no parquinho com as crianças” and planning to bring food in “Amanhã vou trazer ração pra ele”.
- Romantic idealist: Has a vivid, poetic view of love and future family, describing love in colors and images in “amor é amarelo, laranja, tons quentes…” and dreaming of children and a home in “So queria ter meus filhos uma casa em Laranjeiras e um emprego estável”.
- Protective values: Emphasizes respect in relationships and condemns mistreatment, as in “Amor é admiração e respeito nn existe amor sem isso” and criticizing harmful behavior in “O fdp vai diminuir a mulher mereceu lixo”.
- Self-awareness: Reflects on patterns of hurt and use, trying to understand personal reactions, e.g. “Acho q como ele sempre me batia… é como se eu precisasse balancear isso” and recognizing their own good nature in “Eu nn sou uma pessoa ruim na vdd eu sou uma pessoa incrível q sempre pensa nos outros”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently expresses desire to die or self-harm, such as “Eu vou chorar tanto eu realmente queria morrer talvez eu me mate mesmo”, “Alguém me mata pfv eu quero morrer”, and mentioning rat poison and hospital in “Chorar no colo do meu professor pq cheguei tarde pq tomei veneno de rato”.
- Extreme hopelessness: Often believes they will never be loved or happy again, as in “Realmente ninguém volta ninguém fica e ninguém nunca vai me amar” and “Oi acho q nunca mais vou conseguir me apaixonar por ninguém”.
- Trust issues: Feels used and unable to believe affection, shown in “Vc realmente so falou q gostava de mim pra me usar igual todo mundo” and “Eu sou só seu novo passatempo”.
- Self-worth insecurity: Questions own value and role, saying they exist to be used or discarded, as in “Eu devo servir so pra ser usado” and “Eu devo servir pra ser devorado e deixado de lado logo depois”.
- Intense emotional volatility: Swings between tender longing and aggressive posts toward others, e.g. deep love and missing someone in “Talvez eu até escolha estar perto de outras pessoas mas eu sempre vou amar só ele” contrasted with harsh lines like “Espero q o theo morra”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: highly sensitive, introspective, and craving deep emotional connection. Like Lisa, they intellectualize their feelings and think intensely about love, as in their poetic thread about how they’ll always love one person no matter what: “Talvez eu até escolha estar perto de outras pessoas mas eu sempre vou amar só ele”. They clearly feel everything very strongly and often despair about not being understood or loved enough, mirroring Lisa’s chronic loneliness: “Eu so queria q alguém me amasse o suficiente pra ficar cmg e nn me deixar” and “Eu só queria q alguém me ouvisse”. Their tenderness toward animals and kids also fits Lisa’s moral core, e.g. caring for neighborhood dogs and wanting to be a loving parent: “quando me chamam de maluco e doente mas eu cuido dos cachorros da minha rua e jogo bola no parquinho com as crianças” and “Queria ter uma criança pra chegar em casa cansado do trabalho e ter um garotinho correndo pra me abraçar”. Even in their pain and self-doubt, there is a strong ethical and emotional compass, which is very Lisa-like in its mix of intensity, vulnerability, and empathy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on inner feelings, heartbreak, and small one‑to‑one bonds instead of hype social scenes, e.g. “Eu só queria q alguém me ouvisse” and “De tanta gente q me cerca e é apaixonada por mim eu nn sei como ru consigo ainda so me importar com ele de vdd”, showing a focus on close emotional connections over broad socializing. They appear strongly iNtuitive (N), often speaking in metaphors and imagery like “Tantas ervas daminha tomaram conta do meu coração q eu nn sei mais se tem espaço e nutrientes para uma flor botar” and describing love with symbolic colors in “amor é amarelo, laranja, tons quentes...”, prioritizing meaning and symbolism over concrete facts. Their emphasis on emotions, hurt, and care points to Feeling (F): they repeatedly express a deep longing for affection and tenderness, as in “Eu so queria carinho q uma vez alguém realmente estivesse cmg” and “Eu nn sou uma pessoa ruim na vdd eu sou uma pessoa incrível q sempre pensa nos outros”, and react strongly to being used or disrespected, e.g. “Amor é admiração e respeito nn existe amor sem isso”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life comes across as emotionally reactive and spontaneous—surtando, changing hair, and swinging between hope and despair—like “Surtando e pintando o cabelo” and “É a primeira e única vez q eu tento ir atrás de alguém se eu for ignorado… eu juro q eu nunca mais vou atrás de ninguém”, which shows shifting decisions based on the moment rather than long‑term structured planning. Taken together—introspective, poetic, idealistic about love, deeply value‑driven, and somewhat chaotic in execution—this profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’ll ‘never fall in love again’, but I already saw you crying over Cowboy Bebop for the fifteenth time — how about we watch it together and see if you can survive a sixteenth heartbreak with me holding your hand?
- You want someone to bring you chocolate for cramps, make a warm compress, and kiss your belly till it stops hurting — can I submit my résumé as: certified cuddle provider, amateur poet, and full‑time worshipper of Nicoᴥ⊰⊹ฺ?
- You said love is yellow and orange, like a cozy autumn afternoon by the fireplace; I don’t know about you, but I’d really like to be the idiot sitting next to you on that park bench, red-faced from laughing too much at our own bad jokes.
- You edit pregnancy tests, take rat poison by accident, cry in your professor’s arms, feed stray dogs and play ball with kids — at this point you’re clearly chaotic good. Can I be your equally deranged co-op partner in this RPG you keep losing?
- You keep saying you want someone to kiss your scars, bring you flowers, and stay when you cry; I can’t promise to fix your past, but I can promise this: if I call you ‘son’ it’s only because I’m planning the family with you, the house in Laranjeiras, and that little kid running to hug us when we get home.
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Poet from Clareira. Survivor, pet caretaker & future dad-in-training. Once cried in class, got called “son” & passed the test anyway.– @nakaharaPoetry
Your signature cocktail
Clareira Heartbreak Highball
The Clareira Heartbreak Highball is strong but soft-hearted: Brazilian cachaça infused with cocoa nods to their intensity and late-night spirals, like when they say “Eu vou chorar tanto eu realmente queria morrer talvez eu me mate mesmo” yet still keep going. Tart, bright passion fruit channels their dramatic, romantic longing in tweets like “Eu so queria q alguém me amasse o suficiente pra ficar cmg e nn me deixar” and their chaotic crush lore with Theo, Danilo and Haru in “Mas o Theo falando q o haru é bonito foi uma faca no meu coração...”. A chamomile-and-honey cordial soothes the hurt child who just wants gentle love and reassurance, echoing “Eu só queria carinho q alguém dissesse q ta tudo bem e ficasse cmg essa era a ajuda q eu queria eu só queria amor”. Pink grapefruit brings bittersweet brightness, matching lines like “Eu nn sou uma pessoa ruim na vdd eu sou uma pessoa incrível q sempre pensa nos outros” and their dream of soft domesticity in “So queria ter meus filhos uma casa em Laranjeiras e um emprego estável é pedir demais?”. Finally, a tiny dash of saline mirrors the tears and resilience behind “Eu queria ser pai mas tbm eu nunca mais quero ter relação sexual nenhuma... eu quero viver escondido do mundo”, turning all that salt and survival into something strangely beautiful and refreshing.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are intense loyalty, craving for stable affection, and consistent kindness, which align most with Hufflepuff. They repeatedly emphasize wanting to love and be loved steadily, as in “Eu so queria q alguém me amasse o suficiente pra ficar cmg e nn me deixar” and “Da próxima vez q eu ficar com alguém vai ser pra casar pq agora eu nunca nunca mais deixo alguém chegar perto de mim se nn for pra me amar”, showing a deep valuing of commitment and constancy. Their kindness to others and animals surfaces often, like “quando me chamam de maluco e doente mas eu cuido dos cachorros da minha rua e jogo bola no parquinho com as crianças” and bringing food for a stray dog in “Amanhã vou trazer ração pra ele”. They see themselves as fundamentally good and caring even when hurt, insisting “Eu nn sou uma pessoa ruim na vdd eu sou uma pessoa incrível q sempre pensa nos outros”, which is classic Hufflepuff self-concept. Even their ideal of love is gentle, domestic, and warm rather than grand or ambitious, visible in dreams of kids, home, and simple care in “So queria ter meus filhos uma casa em Laranjeiras e um emprego estável é pedir demais?” and the nurturing vision of love in “É difícil demais? Quando eu falar to com cólica é pra ne oferecer um chocolate falar q faria uma compressa quente e q beijaria minha barriga até a dor passar”. While they have dramatic and impulsive moments, the through-line is unwavering desire for loyalty, tenderness, and fairness—hallmarks of Hufflepuff rather than the other houses.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well‑suited song for them is Liability by Lorde, because it captures feeling like you’re "too much" and destined to be left, which echoes tweets like “Eu devo servir so pra ser usado” and “Eu devo servir pra ser devorado e deixado de lado logo depois”. The song’s mix of vulnerability and self-awareness matches their raw confessions about love and abandonment, such as “Eu so queria q alguém me amasse o suficiente pra ficar cmg e nn me deixar”. Their longing for tenderness and stability, seen in posts like “Eu só queria carinho q alguém dissesse q ta tudo bem e ficasse cmg essa era a ajuda q eu queria eu só queria amor” and “So queria ter meus filhos uma casa em Laranjeiras e um emprego estável é pedir demais?”, parallels the song’s desire to be loved fully despite feeling broken. Liability also reflects their sense of being emotionally intense and "too complicated," hinted at in “Amo ser conturbado e insano”, yet still deeply romantic and hopeful. Overall, the song’s melancholic intimacy and focus on self-blame, hurt, and fragile hope mirror the emotional arc of their timeline and bio (“eu sou poeta e nn aprendi a amar”).
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