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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: outspoken, politically aware, very online, and emotionally intense about the media they love. Like Lisa, she mixes righteous anger with humor, calling out injustice and stupidity, as in “a mulher sendo estupradora e pedófila e tem rad nos quotes brigando por genero tipo vão se foder caralho” and “essas contas de ccat são um desserviço pqp povo desocupado”. She’s also deeply into fandom, fanfic and niche interests—Harry Potter’s Marauders, The Acolyte, The Sims—mirroring Lisa’s obsessive investment in her passions, as seen in “PORRA VSF TODA SEMANA ESQUECO DO EPISODIO DE THE ACOLYTE E TOMO SPOILER NA TML” and “a expansão nova de the sims meu deus que delícia”. The mix of self-aware humor and anxiety—like “quando é que os outros divertidamente vão tirar a ansiedade da minha sala de controle?”—fits Lisa’s intelligent but overwhelmed vibe. She’s also introspective and a bit dramatic about music, love, and identity, much like Lisa when she fixates on causes or crushes, shown in “feliz dia dos namorados james” and her constant emotional reactions like “vou morrer”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with others, seek followers, and visibly enjoy social attention, e.g. “2 PESSOAS PRA EU BATER 3 MILHOES GENTE POR FAVOR” and “8 pessoas me sigam e eu digo se esperava”, and talk about concerts, fandoms, and chatting with mutuals rather than a quiet, private life. Their focus is on Intuition (N): they gravitate toward fandom AUs and plot ideas like “gente seguinte acabei de pensar num plot twist muito doido aqui” and “starchaser au james trambiqueiro vendendo ingresso falso…”, and they engage more with fictional scenarios and possibilities than with concrete, sensory details. They lean strongly Feeling (F): most evaluations are driven by values and emotional reactions, such as anger at injustice in “a mulher sendo estupradora e pedófila e tem rad nos quotes brigando por genero tipo vão se foder caralho” and frustration with racism in “fui procurar pra ver o que o fandom gringo tava falando de the acolyte e era tudo racismo”, and they gush affectionately about people and characters in tweets like “LINDO MEU DEUS EU AMO ELE ☹️☹️”. Their style is more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they forget episodes (“SE FODER ESQYECI DE VER O EPISODIO DESSA SEMANA E TOMEI SPOILER”), joke about hacking money (“google pesquisar hack nubank dinheiro infinito”), and talk about spontaneous ideas like making a carrd (“to afim de fazer um carrd”) rather than structured plans and schedules. Overall, the combination of high social energy, imaginative fandom focus, emotionally-charged reactions, and spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle is most consistent with ENFP.

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Media grad in love with Star Wars, The Sims & sad gay wizards. Once forgot a The Acolyte episode, remembered via spoiler. Opinions, fic recs & chaos.– @nanaflxwers

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This drink is bright, chaotic, and very online, just like Nana – a Brazilian-inspired base of cachaça with passionfruit channels her loud, sunny energy and perpetual fangirling over things like “a expansão nova de the sims meu deus que delícia” and “STREAMER DE MINECRAFT”. Red fruit bitters bring in the ranty, sharp side that shows up when she’s dragging people in the quotes, like “vocês são muito burras puta que pariu” and the outrage in “a mulher sendo estupradora e pedófila e tem rad nos quotes brigando por genero tipo vão se foder caralho”. The sparkling guaraná soda is pure hyper fandom timeline, fizzing with excitement whenever she screams “vou morrer” or thirsts in “eu quero uma visita ao camarim (+18)”. A dash of salted caramel syrup nods to the soft, affectionate side that loves James and her faves, like “feliz dia dos namorados james” and “gente eu amo ele”. Finally, the lime peel star garnish is a wink to her fandom brain and Star Wars love, sparkling over weekly chaos like “PORRA VSF TODA SEMANA ESQUECO DO EPISODIO DE THE ACOLYTE E TOMO SPOILER NA TML” while she dreams up things like “starchaser au james trambiqueiro vendendo ingresso falso e o regulus afim de maltratar otário”.

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This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they’re outspoken, quick to anger at injustice, and very willing to confront people publicly. For instance, they react to people minimizing abuse with open aggression in “a mulher sendo estupradora e pedófila e tem rad nos quotes brigando por genero tipo vão se foder caralho”, which shows a fiery, confrontational defense of their values. They also call out people they see as ignorant or harmful, as in “vocês são muito burras puta que pariu” and “essas contas de ccat são um desserviço pqp povo desocupado”, prioritizing saying what they think over being liked. Their humor and self-identification with bold, dramatic characters like Regulus and Sirius in tweets such as “omg i'm just like regulus” and “vou morrer sou mto o sirius” further align them with Gryffindor’s intense, larger‑than‑life persona. While there are hints of loyalty and creativity, the dominant pattern is passionate, impulsive, values‑driven confrontation—very characteristically Gryffindor.

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The song brutal fits them because it captures chaotic, emotional, extremely online young-adult energy: constantly overwhelmed, but still funny and dramatic about everything. They oscillate between rage and irony, like when they complain about fandom discourse and call people out in tweets such as “vocês são muito burras puta que pariu” and “a mulher sendo estupradora e pedófila e tem rad nos quotes brigando por genero tipo vão se foder caralho”, which mirrors the song’s frustrated, disillusioned tone. At the same time, they’re deeply into fandom, ships, and escapism, seen in “starchaser au james trambiqueiro vendendo ingresso falso e o regulus afim de maltratar otário finge que tá caindo no papo” and “omg i'm just like regulus”, similar to the way brutal talks about not fitting in but still clinging to pop culture. Their dramatic all-caps reactions like “VOU MORRER” and constant frustration with spoilers and life annoyances (“SE FODER ESQYECI DE VER O EPISODIO DESSA SEMANA E TOMEI SPOILER”) match the song’s exaggerated, hyperbolic teenage angst. Overall, brutal reflects their mix of humor, irritation, and self-aware messiness in a way that lines up with their timeline and bio.

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