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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s thoughtful, opinionated, and very online-brain in the way she overanalyzes media and morality. This user dives into social issues and ethics, like calling out pedophilia in fandoms and media, e.g. “now i have another reason not to watch/read one piece. what a fucking creep.” and dissecting misandry vs misogyny in detail, which matches Lisa’s moralistic and socially aware side. They also show a strong intellectual/fandom side with deep dives on anime and games, like the detailed observation about Fears to Fathom: “before you actually find out 'rick' is the antagonist, you can figure it out through what happens on the road.” Lisa’s mix of angst and sensitivity also aligns with their mental health struggles and self-harm/recovery posts, such as “call me In N Out the way im in n out of recovery” and “starting tonight, i will ACTUALLY try to stay clean!”. At the same time, their sarcastic, cutting humor—like “what fandom??? united states? 😭😭”—feels like a more online, older, darker-humor version of Lisa’s snark when she’s fed up with everyone around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: although they interact with others, a lot of their content is introspective, about their own mind, body, and recovery rather than seeking IRL social stimulation, e.g. “ive always been curious. if u self harm or have an ED or literally any mental illness how does ur romantic partner feel abt it. i want my romantic partner to love me even if i harm myself” and “starting tonight, i will ACTUALLY try to stay clean!”. They lean strongly intuitive (N): they ruminate about meanings, patterns and hypotheticals—like media symbolism and meta-commentary (“this is so random but in fears to fathom woodsbury getaway… you can figure it out through what happens on the road”), social dynamics and fandom culture, and even historical mysteries (“if i had a time machine id go back to october 3rd 1849 and figure out what the fuck happened to edgar allan poe”) rather than sticking to concrete, present-day facts. They read as strongly feeling (F) over thinking: their judgments are grounded in values, empathy, and moral outrage, for instance defending victims and critiquing harmful attitudes (“obviously misandry isnt AS bad as misogyny. but i think people fail to realize that misandry quite literally fuels misogyny”; “you have a lot more to apologize for buddy. people like him paint those who have bipolar in a bad light”). Their tone is often emotionally raw and idealistic about love and understanding (“i want my romantic partner to love me even if i harm myself”), even when they’re blunt or snarky. They seem more perceiving (P) than judging: their life and mental health tweets portray spontaneity and fluctuating motivation rather than structure, such as “call me In N Out the way im in n out of recovery” and “hmm what movie shall i watch to trigger myself”, and they don’t present much about planning, schedules, or long-term organization. Putting this together—introspective and self-focused but online-social (I), pattern-seeking and hypothetical (N), value-driven and emotionally expressive (F), and spontaneous with fluctuating recovery efforts (P)—they most closely match INFP.

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Anime, gyaru inspo & media hot takes. Part-time cat paparazzi, full-time overthinker. Once paused a breakdown to analyze a horror game plot.– @nanami_tojis_ho

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This cocktail is inky with black vodka for the darker humor and self-destructive spirals behind lines like “call me In N Out the way im in n out of recovery” and “I'm so tired im gonna cut”. Lychee liqueur adds a soft, sweet, slightly odd note that matches their gyaru flair and tender sides, like “my cat.” and their enthusiasm for comfort characters and VAs in “i officially have 3 voice actors i label as comfort voice actors”. The fizzy rose lemonade captures their bright, chatty, slightly chaotic timeline—giggling about things like “Big papa pickle Big papa pickle Big pickle…” while still keeping it cute. A rim of sea salt foam stands for the sting and bite in their takes on fandom, mental health, and callouts, such as “religion wont cover up what a horrible person you are.” and “obviously misandry isnt AS bad as misogyny. but i think people fail to realize that misandry quite literally fuels misogyny.”. Finally, edible silver glitter swirls through the drink to mirror their glam gyaru aesthetic and dramatic, theatrical energy—someone who can post “you will NEVER be Grelle Sutcliff” and still come off like the main character at a very unhinged, very sparkly bar.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong tendency to openly confront things they see as wrong or creepy, which aligns with Gryffindor’s blunt bravery, for example calling out a creator by saying “now i have another reason not to watch/read one piece. what a fucking creep.” and rejecting sitting next to someone they label a pedophile in “i literally only recognize drake and i wouldnt sit next to that pedo”. They’re also willing to passionately defend marginalized or vulnerable groups, as in their criticism of misandry harming male victims of sexual assault in “ive seen so many misandrists put down men who were victims of sexual assault.” and their disgust at people minimizing a dangerous father’s actions in “the mother already probably feels some sort of guilt already, but these people have to make it worse.”. Their style is emotionally intense and impulsive—joking about yelling “I HAVE A BOMB!” when skydiving in “1 and ill yell 'I HAVE A BOMB!' while in the air” or openly admitting “I'm so tired im gonna cut” in this tweet—which reflects Gryffindor’s tendency toward acting on big feelings rather than cautious self-preservation. At the same time, they show protectiveness and empathy toward others in pain, as seen in “im so sorry you're going through this. you don't deserve it.”, but their defining trait is their fearless, confrontational way of standing up for their beliefs and calling things out directly. These patterns fit a loud, passionate, morally driven Gryffindor more than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff.

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The song The Curse of Curves fits them well because they literally quote and listen to it, showing it resonates deeply with their self-image and emotional world: “I want someone provocative and talkative but its so hard when ur shallow as a shower and what ive heard with skin you'll win her bone structure screams touch her touch her and shes got the curse of curves”. Their music log explicitly includes it as part of their day: “music i listened to today 💖: ... The Curse of Curves Cute Is What We Aim For”. The song’s mix of self-awareness, insecurity, and sharp, slightly bitter romantic introspection matches their tweets about wanting to be loved despite self-harm and mental illness: “ive always been curious. if u self harm or have an ED or literally any mental illness how does ur romantic partner feel abt it. ... i want my romantic partner to love me even if i harm myself”. Its dramatic, mid‑2000s emo energy also aligns with their interest in recovery, self-destructive impulses, and aesthetic, as seen in posts like “comparing scars before dinner ... I hate wasted potential that shit crushes your spirit it really does it crushes your soul”. Overall, the song’s themes of appearance, performance, and complicated relationships mirror both their humor and their vulnerability.

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