Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humor: Frequently uses sharp, irreverent jokes to cope with heavy topics, like making puns about bulimia in “king von w bulimia call that king VOM 🤮 😭✌🏾”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on her own patterns, e.g. acknowledging the impact of her ED in “having an ed feels like beating a dead horse everyday but the horse lowkey has a mean right hook and beats u back”.
- Emotionally supportive: Mentions talking friends ‘off the ledge’ in “oomfs watching me threaten to make out with other oomfs on the tl after i talked them off them ledge”, showing she provides emotional support.
- Socially engaged: Actively interacts with communities (edtwt, shedtwt, fandoms), e.g. calling for more moots in “i need more blkedtwt moots bro follow me black people”.
- Politically conscious: Shows awareness of social issues and racism, like in “yes i’m white, yes i support black lives matter, no i don’t say nigga, we exist.” and calling out racist posts in “you go on someone’s acc to look at cake and suddenly they’re reposting about poc being a plague and epstein didn’t do it ok bruh”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Openly describes ongoing binge/purge cycles and self harm context, e.g. “when the function includes planned binge followed by guilt and self harm:” and constant b/p planning in “2 days until my b/p sesh i’m so essited”.
- Health neglect: Treats serious physical consequences lightly, like vomiting hotdogs in “threw up the hotdog i binged on and why was it just straight chunk 😭💔💔 vegetarianism starts tmr on everyone’s life” and purging around medical tests in “hey so will be/p for 2 weeks show on my blood tests lmk”.
- Avoidant coping: Leans into escapism and self‑pity instead of problems, e.g. “considering quitting school to focus on wallowing in self pity” and “postponing bad decisions for roblox in bed time”.
- Negative self‑image: Speaks harshly about herself, such as “i have nothing going for me” and framing her body and BMI in a very self‑critical way in “bmi high grades low wallet thick call that FATSPO 🧐”.
- Disordered focus: Large portion of her timeline revolves around weight, food and purging logistics, like “finding out i can purge food from up to 3 hours ago might be top 10 most detrimental to my health information i’ve ever learned” and her calorie/step calculation in “wait if i just eat 1400 cals and get 30k steps which burns almost 900 cals im still in a mega deficit 😳”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a hyper-online, self-aware, emotionally intense teen who overthinks everything, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they mix dark self-reflection with intelligence and niche interests, saying things like “having an ed feels like beating a dead horse everyday but the horse lowkey has a mean right hook and beats u back” and “i am the way i am because everything i love i leave unfinished”, showing insight and self-critique. Their political/ethical awareness and explicit stance on race — “yes i’m white, yes i support black lives matter, no i don’t say nigga, we exist.” — mirrors Lisa’s strong moral compass and willingness to be outspoken. At the same time, they have Lisa’s mix of loneliness and superiority/insecurity, joking “i have nothing going for me” while also making sharp, elaborate jokes like “bmi high grades low wallet thick call that FATSPO 🧐”. Even their media obsessions (anime, Yellowjackets, niche games) and tendency to spiral intellectually about them echo Lisa’s pattern of intense fixations and using media/ideas as an emotional outlet.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with mutuals, make sexual and edgy jokes, and openly narrate their life (e.g., social drama, parties, and inside jokes) instead of keeping things private, like in “inside joke with my friends about a ‘sailor moon double sided strap’ little do they know it’s from a gojo pegging fic on tumblr” and “oomfs fighting on the tl omg”. They appear Intuitive: they often speak in metaphors and big-picture comparisons rather than concrete step-by-step thinking, such as “having an ed feels like beating a dead horse everyday but the horse lowkey has a mean right hook and beats u back” and conceptual takes like “steven universe and the owl house really cursed children’s tv because now every show wants to be ‘secretly deep’”. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented: they show high emotional reactivity, care about social justice and friends’ feelings, and frame things in terms of hurt or affection rather than cold logic, as in “yes i’m white, yes i support black lives matter, no i don’t say nigga, we exist.” and “oomfs watching me threaten to make out with other oomfs on the tl after i talked them off them ledge”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they are chaotic, impulsive, and constantly changing plans—setting goals but not rigidly following them, joking about unfinished things and spontaneous binges/purges, as seen in “i am the way i am because everything i love i leave unfinished” and the loose, hopeful-but-not-structured plan in “goals for feb: go at least 3+ days without b/p lose to 48kg”. This combination of loud online presence, metaphor-heavy and fandom-driven thinking, emotional intensity, and disorganized spontaneity fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ballet destined you to be disordered, but hear me out: we could redo the whole ‘claudia de pointe du lac’ arc as ‘diana de date du lac’—same dramatics, just with me pacing next to you instead of you pacing alone at 3 a.m.
- You’re over there defending Denji like it’s your full‑time job; if I say you’re hotter than Makima AND more iconic than Power, is that enough to get honorary ‘#1 denji defender’s little guy’ status or do I need to bring zero‑cal syrup shots too?
- You joked about being the first edtwt pregnancy of 2026—skip that, let’s be the first edtwt power couple of 2026 instead: we binge Yellowjackets episodes, not food, and the only thing we purge is toxic timelines.
- You said your favourite part of losing weight is losing your tits because they look cuter small; personally I think the real glow‑up is your brain chemistry when you decide ‘forced recov era coming’ and let someone hypeman you through it… auditioning to be that someone, by the way.
- You’re out here making banners, plotting ‘lost in the clouds,’ and thirsting over Mads Mikkelsen and Gojo pegging fics—statistically speaking, I’m at least your type in ONE of those categories. Should we test that hypothesis over a very morally ambiguous movie night?
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Your new Twitter bio
Film-obsessed student, ex-ballet kid, part-time fandom analyst. Once turned a hotdog mishap into an argument for vegetarianism. Opinions my own.– @nanaszns
Your signature cocktail
Forced Recovery Fizz
The Espresso shot matches their hyper, doomscrolling energy and late-night chaos, like when they’re “JUST WANT TO PACE WHY IS EBERHONE AWAKE HOLY FUCK”. Blood orange soda brings a sweet–acidic chaos that fits edtwt drama and their own self-awareness, as they joke about b/p sessions and consequences in posts like “2 days until my b/p sesh i’m so essited” and “finding out i can purge food from up to 3 hours ago might be top 10 most detrimental to my health information”. Blackcurrant liqueur is dark, fruity, and a bit goth, nodding to the mix of ed humor and recovery thoughts in “i kinda wanna recover tho” and their ‘sociopath and wife’ vibes in “the category is sociopath and wife who loves it over there”. A Sea salt rim represents the sting and rawness of their honesty about purging and sore throats, like “my throat feels raw” and “eating orange with post vomit sore throat newest member of #shedtwt”. Finally, edible glitter captures their fandom brainrot and dramatic flair, from “voices telling me to change layout the yellowjackets brain rot 🤤🤤…” to horny media takes like “i might start hanibal mads mikelson gets me painfully wet”, making the drink look as extra as their timeline feels.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show Slytherin-style resourcefulness and self-preservation in the way they manage their disorder, like stealing low-cal sweeteners to keep restricting while out in public: “i be stealing the stevia packets from the coffee makers in shops u rly gotta catch meee 👀👀👀👀” and calculating extreme deficits: “wait if i just eat 1400 cals and get 30k steps which burns almost 900 cals im still in a mega deficit 😳”. There’s also a blunt, strategic attitude toward relationships and image, like planning to change how they treat people after weight loss: “switching up on my day ones when i lose this weight sorry” and joking about needing more of a specific demographic for their circle: “i need more blkedtwt moots bro follow me black people”, which suggests a calculated, selective social approach. Their humor is sharp and often darkly tactical (e.g. using up the milk to shut down a binge: “drank all the milk while i binged so i couldn’t binge on cereal anymore”), which leans more toward Slytherin cunning than Hufflepuff warmth. While they do show wit and creativity (Ravenclaw traits) in lines like “king von w bulimia call that king VOM 🤮 😭✌🏾”, those serve a larger pattern of survival-driven, opportunistic thinking about their body, relationships, and online presence. Taken together, the emphasis on maximizing advantage, controlling outcomes, and using dark humor as armor fits Slytherin more strongly than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for them is “Bury A Friend” by Billie Eilish, because it captures the mix of dark humor, self‑destructive behavior, and detachment that runs through their timeline. They routinely joke about their own harm and disorders, like when they say “having an ed feels like beating a dead horse everyday but the horse lowkey has a mean right hook and beats u back” and “when the function includes planned binge followed by guilt and self harm:”, which echoes the song’s themes of being haunted by your own mind. The track’s unsettling, almost playful menace fits with posts such as “if i pass any disorder onto my children you’ll be hearing about a new rope tying method named after me” and “learning to purge is the worst thing i’ve ever done all i want is to binge all day”. At the same time, their flashes of wanting to get better, like “i kinda wanna recover tho” and “forced recov era coming”, mirror the song’s push‑pull between giving in to the monster and wanting it to stop. The eerie, confessional tone of Bury A Friend encapsulates how they turn very real pain into stylized, morbid commentary.
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