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Your Simpsons character
The user feels closest to Lisa Simpson: emotional, introspective, and outspoken, but still very online and funny. Like Lisa, they mix serious vulnerability with sharp commentary, e.g. talking openly about depression and family invalidation in “Minha mãe fica muito ofendida quando eu digo que tenho depressão e não quero mais viver Será que ela já pensou em procurar ajuda profissional pra mim?” and venting that “Família é teste de paciência” while wanting to protect their cats in “Livrar minhas gata desse atormento”. They show clear principles about boundaries and mental health, criticizing unhealthy relationships in “Que Deus livre todo mundo de pessoas assim por que é horrível” and defending the right not to overshare in “Ninguém é obrigado a falar que tá mal porra… O povo precisa de tempo nem tudo se resolve conversando”. At the same time, they’re nerdy and obsessive about their fandoms and OCs, much like Lisa with her causes and interests, shown in their detailed Genshin/HSR posts and trans OC thread starting with “Em comemoração trouxe alguns ocs meus que são canonicamente transsexuais”. Finally, their mix of self-deprecating humor and intense affection for their "son" Durin in “conta dedicada ao meu filho, Durin💜💜” and “O Durin tá a um passo de pegar level 10 de amizade e eu tô começando a ficar irritada” strongly resembles Lisa’s blend of sincerity, sarcasm, and deep care for those she loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they vent about family, mental health and neighbors rather than describing big social circles or parties, and their affection is expressed through the screen, e.g. “AI GENTE EU AMO VCS DE VERDADE 😭😭😭😭💜💜💜💜💜💜”, which feels like an online safe space rather than offline social dominance. Their humor and interests are strongly intuitive (N): they obsess over lore, headcanons and symbolism in fictional worlds instead of concrete, real‑life details, e.g. “Dia da visibilidade trans! Em comemoração trouxe alguns ocs meus…” and extended riffs about characters like Dahlia, Durin and Zibai that play with what‑ifs and metaphors. They lean clearly feeling (F): many tweets center on emotional hurt, boundaries and empathy, such as “Ninguém é obrigado a falar que tá mal porra… O povo precisa de tempo nem tudo se resolve conversando” and the frustration that their mother dismisses their depression in “Minha mãe fica muito ofendida quando eu digo que tenho depressão e não quero mais viver”. Their tone is blunt and sweary, but the judgments are value‑based instead of analytical, like criticizing toxic friendships and fandom dynamics in “Que Deus livre todo mundo de pessoas assim por que é horrível”. Finally, they read as perceiving (P) rather than judging: they joke about forgetting and restarting a day‑count in “MEU CEREBRO APAGOU SOBRE ESSA CONTAGEM NAO ACREDITO EU VOU CONTINUAR A PARTIR DE AMANHÔ, post "when I remember" in their bio, and navigate life reactively—ranting about sudden issues like the neighbor burning things (“tem um vizinho desgraçado aqui que tá botando fogo desde manhã…”) rather than following strict plans. All together, the emotionally intense inner world, idealism about characters and relationships, and spontaneous, slightly chaotic lifestyle fit INFP best.

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Gamer & writer lost in Teyvat and Penacony, raising a dragon named Durin. Part-time OC architect, full-time chaos manager. Ask about my unlucky pulls.– @naosouagold

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits hard and fast like their chaotic TL, so it starts with a strong shot of overproof rum for the raw, unfiltered energy of tweets like “VSFD isso é mto hilario IMAGINA ALGUEM METENDO A MAIOR SURRA NUMA CRIANÇA NO MEIO DA QUESTKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. Blue curaçao brings in the fantasy/gacha vibe and the ocean of Genshin and Star Rail brainrot seen in posts such as “Por isso que ele sumiu, transicionou e tá no Star Rail!”. Sparkling sour apple soda is for the mix of sweetness and acidity in how they talk about family and mental health, like “Minha mãe fica muito ofendida quando eu digo que tenho depressão e não quero mais viver Será que ela já pensou em procurar ajuda profissional pra mim?” and the ongoing joke of teaching Durin to eat apples in “Por isso que eu sempre ensinei o Durin a comer maçã”. Lavender syrup adds a soft, caring note for the affectionate side that gushes in “AI GENTE EU AMO VCS DE VERDADE 😭😭😭😭💜💜💜💜💜💜” and the protective “mãe do Durin” persona. Finally, it’s served over crushed ice with edible glitter to match the dramatic, theatrical flair of someone who calls themselves “Sou Inflertável” while listing flirts that work as “implicância: 1000/10”, making this drink loud, shiny, and impossible to ignore.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin energy: sharp, self‑protective, and openly strategic about boundaries. They talk about distancing from toxic people and family, e.g. “Família é teste de paciência cara eu juro que na primeira oportunidade de sair daqui eu saio Livrar minhas gata desse atormento” and “Gente silencia, não tô brincando DETESTO diversos shipps e minha timeline ficou até mais leve depois de silenciar”, which shows a strong self‑preservation and ruthless pruning of their environment. They’re also blunt and confrontational when wronged, as in “Mano COMO QUE PERDOA?? Ceis tão maluco isso sim” and the request regarding Dahlia: “Caso ache ele, pode por favor mandá lo tomar no cu?”, suggesting a refusal to play nice for appearances. Their humor is biting and often sexual or darkly irreverent, e.g. “A Zibai é tão parecida com a Istaroth que eu imagino a Istaroth siriricando e o gozo dela se transformando na Zibai”, which fits Slytherin’s edgier, shameless style more than the softer Hufflepuff or cerebral Ravenclaw. Even in flirting, they frame themselves as “unflirtable” and resistant to straightforward affection: “tipos de flerte que funcionam cmg… Sou Inflertável”, reinforcing a guarded, thorny persona. While they clearly care deeply about their favorites and their cat, the dominant pattern is defensive, cutting, and boundary‑driven, making Slytherin the best fit.

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A song that fits them well is Therefore I Am because it has the same chaotic, witty, zero‑nonsense energy they show on their timeline. They joke about being impossible to flirt with, listing every love language as a failure and declaring “Sou Inflertável”, which echoes the song’s confident emotional distance. Their dark humor and frustration with family, like when they say “Família é teste de paciência cara eu juro que na primeira oportunidade de sair daqui eu saio”, match the song’s boundary‑setting and refusal to put up with other people’s drama. At the same time, they’re openly emotional and overwhelmed by life and medication side effects, listing everything they’ve suffered and ending with “Não aguento mais”, which fits the tired but defiant tone of the lyrics. The mix of deep affection for their interests and friends — like “AI GENTE EU AMO VCS DE VERDADE 😭😭😭😭💜💜💜💜💜💜” — with sharp sarcasm toward everyone else mirrors the song’s blend of vulnerability and ‘don’t mess with me’ attitude.

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