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The bio declares the user a "professional jester, evil pervert and adhd end boss", which matches Krusty’s role as a professional clown and his reputation for dark, adult humor. Their self‑destructive comments, such as "company christmas party today. i hope i die infront of everyone to permanently change the trajectory of their lives", echo Krusty’s frequent bouts of depression and suicidal thoughts. The obsessive merch talk in tweets like "once I come home from work the toho animation store will receive an order large enough to fund their operations for the next 5 years" mirrors Krusty’s massive merchandising empire. Erratic behavior and impulsive remarks, for example "i have to get up for work in 3 hours" and "MAKING A TATTOO APPOINTMENT? I WANT TO KILL MYSELF", reflect Krusty’s chaotic, substance‑filled lifestyle. Overall, the combination of jester identity, dark humor, self‑harm tendencies, and merch‑obsession aligns best with Krusty the Clown.

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The user's tweets are highly outward‑focused, sharing vivid details and jokes in real‑time, which points to Extraversion (e.g., 'company christmas party today. i hope i die in front of everyone to permanently change the trajectory of their lives'). They constantly describe concrete, sensory experiences such as merch, plushies, and food – 'flying to japan to eat famichiki at the naoya family mart' – indicating a Sensing preference. Their language is driven by strong emotions and personal values, evident in statements like 'I FEEL SO NORMAL ABOUT NAOYA I FEEL SO SANE AND WELL ADJUSTED AND NORMAL' and 'do you want me to kill myself…'. The pattern of spontaneous, impulsive actions and a dislike for rigid schedules, shown by 'i have to get up for work in 3 hours' and frequent last‑minute tattoo and merch plans, aligns with Perceiving. Combined, these traits match the ESFP type, the lively, people‑oriented entertainer.

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Anime merch curator • Japanese pop culture nerd • Customer support rep • Collector of rare figurines (once shipped Naoya across 3 continents) • Coffee-powered– @naoyabeater

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This cocktail mirrors Tami's chaotic energy and love for anime merch, as the Japanese whiskey and yuzu juice nod to their obsession with "naoya" and the Toho animation store ("once I come home from work the toho animation store will receive an order large enough to fund their operations for the next 5 years"). The coffee liqueur captures the sleepless nights and caffeine withdrawal they mention ("slept for so long i woke up with a headache from nicotine and caffeine withdrawal"). The matcha syrup adds a jittery, ADHD‑fueled buzz, echoing the tweet "I FEEL SO NORMAL ABOUT NAOYA I FEEL SO SANE AND WELL ADJUSTED AND NORMAL" while also hinting at their hyperactive mind. A dash of chili‑infused vodka provides the "evil pervert" kick and the "professional jester" flair, reminiscent of "company christmas party today. i hope i die infront of everyone to permanently change the trajectory of their lives". Finally, the drink's layered flavors reflect Tami's rollercoaster emotions from "I can tell my medication wore off at around 11pm because it is now nearly 1am and i sure do remember what i did for the past two hours" to the manic excitement of "naoya being the smallest and most egg shaped plushie everyone point and laugh".

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The user shows strong ambition and a drive to acquire and showcase Naoya merchandise, as seen in the tweet 'naoya tattoo next week.... half of my naoya merch is on the way........ rest is slowly arriving at the buyee warehouse.... new naoya acrylic standee releasing tomorrow.....'. They also display a willingness to use dark, manipulative humor, for example 'company christmas party today. i hope i die infront of everyone to permanently change the trajectory of their lives' and 'i want to kill myself'. Their self‑description as a 'professional jester, evil pervert' and the focus on personal gain and dominance fit Slytherin's traits of cunning, ambition, and resourcefulness. While occasional loyalty to the Naoya character appears, the prevailing pattern is a relentless pursuit of personal objectives and boundary‑pushing, which aligns with Slytherin.

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The song 'Hurt' captures the user's intense inner turmoil and self‑destructive tendencies, echoing the lyric 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.' The tweet 'shaking and crying and throwing up while trying to make an appointment with a tattoo artist' shows the physical manifestation of that pain. Their post 'company christmas party today. i hope i die infront of everyone to permanently change the trajectory of their lives' reflects the suicidal despair present in the song. Even as they describe themselves as a 'professional jester, evil pervert and adhd end boss,' the lyrics reveal a hidden wound behind the mask, just as the song juxtaposes raw confession with a haunting melody. The obsessive focus on Naoya, as in 'I FEEL SO NORMAL ABOUT NAOYA I FEEL SO SANE AND WELL ADJUSTED AND NORMAL,' underscores the denial and numbness that the song's refrain 'the needle tears a hole' conveys.

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