Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: They use vivid, intense language and imagery to convey emotions, e.g. “receber colinho não é o suficiente eu preciso rastejar embaixo da pele dele , ser um ser só”.
- Humorous: They lean into absurd, dark comedy like “AI BATMAN GOZA EM MIM GOZA BATMAN” and “botamos um autista e um disléxico p’ra conversar sem que eles soubessem”.
- Passionate: They show intense devotion to music and partners, e.g. obsession with Napalm Death in “tô tão louco de abstinência de napalm death que meu cérebro começou a tocar o scum em ordem na minha cabeça” and constant references to Akaza as “meu homem/noivo” like “ATENÇÃO : EU VOU CASAR !!!!!!!!”.
- Self‑aware: They openly acknowledge traits and conditions, e.g. “eu ( autista ) e o akaza ( vagabunda )” and question their own dyslexia in “será que eu sou disléxico”.
- Creative: They play with typography, ASCII art, and dramatic phrasing, like the stylized body text in “𝗍𝖾𝙻𝙻 me if you think it’s ⸸ UGLY ...” and the Akaza ASCII in “akaza”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: They frequently default to hostility and violent language, e.g. “tomara que morra todo mundo nessa porra , vai tomar no cu” and “vou espancar esse diabo de bateria antes que eu taque fogo na casa de algum fodido”.
- Self‑destructive: They reference death, illness, and self‑harm imagery, e.g. “até amanhã eu viro o diabo” and “só esse janeiro já considerei osteoporose , tuberculose , câncer de mama ... e ainda sonhei que morria de leucemia essa noite”.
- Obsessive: They fixate intensely on specific people and bands, like the repeated Akaza marriage/possessive tweets such as “MEU HOMEM” and the extreme reaction to lacking Napalm Death in “agora vocês vão conhecer o filho da puta mais insuportável do mundo : ‘tô sem napalm death”.
- Cruel: They direct harsh insults toward others, e.g. “nossa que casal feio , ‘tô agourando a porra do seu relacionamento puta que pariu” and “já ‘tá podendo pular da ponte sim ou não”.
- Volatile: Their mood appears to swing sharply, from affectionate posts like “eu 🖤” to explosive frustration such as “PORRA DOS INFERNOS .” and “que inferno , vai se foder .”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic energy, morbid humor, and rebelliousness. They constantly oscillate between horny, over-the-top dramatics and gleeful aggression, like when they post things such as “vou transar igual um louva—a—deus , e arrancar a cabeça do akaza e comer depois” and “tomara que morra todo mundo nessa porra , vai tomar no cu”. Their love of provoking, threatening violence in a clearly exaggerated, theatrical way mirrors Bart’s prankster nihilism, for example: “vou espancar esse diabo de bateria antes que eu taque fogo na casa de algum fodido”. At the same time, they show flashes of vulnerable introspection and anxiety, like when they spiral over illness in “só esse janeiro já considerei osteoporose , tuberculose , câncer de mama ( sou homem ) , gastrite , pedra nos rins…”, which fits Bart’s emotional undercurrent beneath the tough, jokey exterior. Their obsessional crush energy and extreme declarations of love, such as “receber colinho não é o suficiente eu preciso rastejar embaixo da pele dele , ser um ser só”, also echo Bart’s impulsive intensity whenever he fixates on someone or something.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly perform their inner world outwardly with dramatic, public emotional outbursts and highly social attachments, e.g. “ATENÇÃO : EU VOU CASAR !!!!!!!!” and the many very explicit, performative love/sex tweets about Akaza like “kissing is not enough i need to eat his flesh ... romantically ...”. They appear iNtuitive: their language is metaphorical, surreal, and hyperbolic rather than concrete, e.g. “receber colinho não é o suficiente eu preciso rastejar embaixo da pele dele , ser um ser só” and “i want to peel the skin from your face , before the real you lays to waste𑁤”. Their decisions and reactions are overtly Feeling‑driven: they lead with raw emotion, attachment, and hurt rather than detached logic, as in “quando a courtney love disse ‘ i wish i could die ’ i felt that” and the anxious health rumination in “só esse janeiro já considerei osteoporose , tuberculose , câncer de mama …”. Finally, they seem strongly Perceiving: their timeline is impulsive, chaotic, mood‑driven and unstructured, with sudden swings like “até amanhã eu viro o diabo” and “vou espancar esse diabo de bateria antes que eu taque fogo na casa de algum fodido”, suggesting spontaneity over planning. Altogether, their expressive, attention‑seeking emotionality, symbolic language, and improvisational lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re a grindcore and nu metal drummer, horror punk guitarist, and still ‘Joey do Akaza’ — if you ever need a chaotic groupie, I can be the one screaming your lyrics and defending your tramp-stamp Akaza tattoo.
- You joked about considering every disease in January and dreaming you died of leukemia — if hypochondria was an Olympic sport, we’d both be on the podium, but I’d still only lose my breath over you, not over WebMD.
- You bought a new turntable, went through napalm death abstinence, and your brain played ‘Scum’ in order… how about we fix that by putting on Napalm Death, lying on the floor, and seeing which one of us blasts beats faster: your drums or my heart.
- You came back from Nosferatu ‘scared, confused, and trembling with lust’ — I volunteer as tribute for the sequel where you explain the plot to me while we hide under a blanket pretending it’s just because of the movie.
- You keep saying kissing isn’t enough and you want to crawl under Akaza’s skin and be one being — I can’t promise demon fiancé energy, but I can offer obsessive playlist making, Minecraft dates, and someone who thinks ‘Joey do Akaza’ is the hottest title you’ve got.
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Your new Twitter bio
Grindcore drummer, horror‑punk guitarist, Akaza’s fiancée in another universe. Once dreamt I was Cartman and died of leukemia—still here, still loud.– @NAP4LMDEATH
Your signature cocktail
Curse of Ra & Napalm
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a bit unhinged, just like someone who admits “até amanhã eu viro o diabo” and screams “PORRA DOS INFERNOS .”. The overproof dark rum is their grindcore, Napalm-Death-drumming core, inspired by “TESÃO DE URSO ( escutando napalm death )”. Cold brew coffee reflects the anxious, insomniac brain that considers every disease at once in “só esse janeiro já considerei osteoporose , tuberculose , câncer de mama ...”. Blackberry liqueur adds dark sweetness for the obsessive romantic who says “receber colinho não é o suficiente eu preciso rastejar embaixo da pele dele , ser um ser só” and vows “vou transar igual um louva—a—deus , e arrancar a cabeça do akaza e comer depois”. Smoked chili syrup brings the violent, funny bite of “vou espancar esse diabo de bateria antes que eu taque fogo na casa de algum fodido”, while charcoal & lemon turn it pitch-black and occult, channeling “CURSE OF RA 𓀀 ...” and their self-image as a demonic babygirl in “i’m such a babygirl wife ... baphomet abençoe”. This is not a gentle drink; it’s the liquid form of being “joey do akaza” from “é sempre ‘ joey do slipknot / murderdolls / napalm death ’ e nunca ‘ joey do akaza ’”, served in a glass that looks like it wants to bite you back.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a very intense, possessive, almost predatory style of attachment that fits Slytherin’s obsessive and all‑consuming version of loyalty, for example wanting to "eat his flesh ... romantically ..." in “kissing is not enough i need to eat his flesh ... romantically ...” and saying they need to "rastejar embaixo da pele dele , ser um ser só" in “receber colinho não é o suficiente eu preciso rastejar embaixo da pele dele , ser um ser só”. Their language is full of calculated cruelty and curse‑like imagery rather than idealism or fairness, as in “ ‘ kill them with kindness ’ wrong . CURSE OF RA 𓀀 ...” and the cold dismissal of others’ relationships in “nossa que casal feio , ‘tô agourando a porra do seu relacionamento puta que pariu”. They frequently talk about violence and self‑preservation through aggression—"vou espancar esse diabo de bateria antes que eu taque fogo na casa de algum fodido" in this tweet and "tomara que morra todo mundo nessa porra , vai tomar no cu" in this tweet—which reflects Slytherin’s instinct to strike first and hard. There’s also a strong sense of identity built around being extreme and feared, as seen in “agora vocês vão conhecer o filho da puta mais insuportável do mundo : ‘tô sem napalm death.”, a very Slytherin pride in being intense and difficult rather than agreeable. While there is dark humor and some creativity in their posting style, the dominant traits are intensity, possessiveness, and weaponized harshness, which align much more with Slytherin than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
People = Shit - Slipknot
Their whole persona blends aggressive misanthropy, dark humor, and Slipknot/Joey Jordison obsession, which fits “People = Shit” perfectly. They openly fantasize about violence and destruction, like “tomara que morra todo mundo nessa porra , vai tomar no cu” and “vou espancar esse diabo de bateria antes que eu taque fogo na casa de algum fodido”, mirroring the song’s raw hatred-of-the-world energy. Their bio-name and tweets constantly reference Joey/Slipknot, e.g. “é sempre ‘ joey do slipknot / murderdolls / napalm death ’ e nunca ‘ joey do akaza ’”, anchoring them firmly in that aesthetic. They also show intense, almost feral desire and fixation, as in “kissing is not enough i need to eat his flesh ... romantically ...” and “‘tô no cio”, matching the song’s visceral, unfiltered emotional tone. Finally, their self-described grindcore/nu metal identity — “eu sendo baterista de grindcore e nu metal” — makes a classic, furious Slipknot track the most fitting anthem.
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