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Your Simpsons character
Jay perfectly embodies the chaotic, rebellious, and screen-obsessed energy of Bart Simpson. Much like Bart, Jay frequently finds himself in trouble at school, recounting incidents like when he “typed porn on the school computer with my friend and got caught” and had to explain it to the class. He displays a signature brand of teenage mischief and dark humor, jokingly calling cars “bastards” for stopping instead of hitting him. Jay's life revolves around his hobbies and fandoms rather than academics, admitting he “sleeps thru all my lessons at school” because he stays up late scrolling through social media. Ultimately, his pride in his “chopped school uniform” and his frequent use of expressive, keyboard-smash exclamations mirror Bart's loud and hyperactive personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jay explicitly identifies as “INTP T” and describes themselves as an “Introvert”, often staying up late to engage in solitary activities like reading AO3. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their deep immersion in fandoms and abstract shipping dynamics, such as noting how “radioapple fanart” dominates their thoughts and gallery. The Thinking (T) preference shows in their blunt, self-deprecating humor and focus on logical curiosity about people being “interesting” as humans. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is highlighted by a lack of structure, admitting they “keep getting distracted on twitter” instead of finishing tasks or sticking to a sleep schedule.

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Year 10 artist and INTP. When I’m not sketching Lucifer Morningstar, I’m accidentally walking into poles or reading AO3 in form. Professional radioapple hoarder.– @narablep

Your signature cocktail
This drink is designed for a “simple man” who lives for Hazbin Hotel and high-energy chaos. The Apple Brandy base honors Jay's favorite ship, while the Red Bull provides the stamina needed to “sleep thru all my lessons” after staying up reading fanfic. The bitters represent the struggle of being “14 NOT 35” while dealing with constant physical aches, and the glitter reflects his artistic side as he learns “how to draw Lucifers hair”. It’s a bold, experimental concoction perfect for someone who admits their “brain isnt functioning” half the time.

Your Hogwarts House
Jay demonstrates the classic Ravenclaw focus on creativity and personal interests, frequently sharing his own artwork and “WIP” sketches while identifying his favorite subjects as “Photography or Art”. His wit and analytical tendencies are visible in how he engages with media, such as when he observes that “Their taste in media” is a primary attraction to others. Despite being an “Introvert”, he is deeply immersed in his intellectual niche, noting that “In the morning I read Ao3 on the shitter like its the morning paper”. This combination of artistic expression, self-professed curiosity about how “peopl there interesting”, and a sharp, if self-deprecating, wit aligns him perfectly with the house of Rowena Ravenclaw.

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This track from the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack perfectly mirrors Jay’s self-deprecating humor and his intense fixation on the show's characters, particularly Lucifer Morningstar. Jay often jokes about his own perceived failures, such as being “such a fat fucking chud” or having a “chopped school uniform,” themes that resonate with the song's celebration of being a 'loser.' His deep involvement in the fandom is evident as he admits to “procrastinating” life to read fanfiction and being “gassed and happy” when looking at his RadioApple gallery. The song’s theatrical energy aligns with his expressive, keyboard-smashing personality and his artistic dedication to drawing “Lucifer's hair” while navigating the struggles of being a fourteen-year-old student.

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