Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative spirit: Alex engages in artistic hobbies like “making my c!tommy and c!techno cosplay” and sharing “little drawing I drew”.
- Radical honesty: He is transparent about his habits, admitting that he “HEAVILY edit some of my photos” to be upfront with followers.
- Academic perseverance: He celebrated a personal victory in math, noting he “DID IT TODAY!! NO HELP AND NO GOOGLE” despite previous struggles.
- Community oriented: His bio states “I love making friends” and he frequently seeks social interaction through “gimmicks” and gaming calls.
- Socially conscious: He expresses clear political and social stances, stating “I support palestine” and identifying as a Leftist.
Weaknesses:
- Poor self-image: He struggles with self-perception, tweeting that he “genuinely can’t even look at yourself in the mirror”.
- Oversharing tendencies: He posts very sensitive personal information, such as “two of my irls just accused EACH OTHER of sa” on a public platform.
- Impulsive behaviors: He admits to risky or regrettable actions, such as posting a “drunk shitty c!tommy sketch” while underage.
- Extreme self-deprecation: He exhibits harsh self-judgment, calling himself “genuinely a terrible person” over minor or unspecified issues.
- Digital dependency: He displays high distress regarding his online presence, frantically tweeting “need help need help so bad” during a crisis.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Alex is a highly sensitive, socially conscious leftist who deeply values his moral convictions and artistic expression. He shares her intellectual frustration with school and peers, tweeting, “how is it possible school makes me feel like this” and “my math bench mark test says i’m a grade level above mine but I can’t do simple algebra”. Alex mirrors Lisa’s emotional intensity and frequent existential “vents,” often feeling like an outsider who “needed help but going to the mental hospital is too much money”. Despite his struggles, he finds solace in niche subcultures and fan-communities, much like Lisa’s dedication to her saxophone and specific idols, seen when he expresses his love for artists like Mitski or shares his own “little drawing I drew”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Alex explicitly identifies as an INFP in his bio and demonstrates strong Introverted (I) and Feeling (F) traits through frequent emotional venting and a focus on internal struggles, such as “when oomf jokes about how you look but you genuinely can’t even look at yourself in the mirror”. His Intuitive (N) side is shown through his deep engagement with fandom and creative roleplay (c!q yume), often prioritizing abstract self-expression over concrete reality, as seen when he notes, “this isn’t a joke btw i’m a kitty cat”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in his spontaneous posting style and lack of structure, admitted through tweets like “I ALREADY LOST MY FUCKING RETAINER” and his struggle with school benchmarks despite being intellectually capable.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my math benchmark? Because even though I don't understand algebra, you’ve definitely got me performing a grade level above my usual self.
- Forget about a stalker oomf being your guardian angel—I’d rather be the c!Quackity to your yume and bet it all on us.
- If you’re still looking for that video of the bear shaking his ass, I can’t find the clip, but I’m definitely down to be the one cheering for your next c!Tommy cosplay.
- I promise I’m a lot better at listening than those kids in your Spanish group—you can explain the entire lore of Breaking Bad to me and I won’t miss a single word.
- I know you said you’re a kitty cat, but you don’t need to worry about any vanilla ice cream with me—I’d much rather just buy you those stickers you wanted.
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Your new Twitter bio
Bilingual INFP and aspiring artist navigating high school, Minecraft, and the art of the perfect photo edit. Once mistook my own shadow for a neighborhood cat.– @naracideee
Your signature cocktail
The Woke-Edited Blue Sky
This cocktail captures Alex’s chaotic, chronically online energy, oscillating between “literally a kitty cat” and the existential dread of “needing to go to the mental hospital”. The spicy tequila honors his roots and his fiery reaction to “quackity WHAT are you doing man”, while the blue color pays homage to his “just finished breaking bad” marathon. It’s an experimental, high-contrast drink that mimics his feed, where “stalker oomf just said my last name on call” sits right next to sweet, “HEAVILY edit” selfies. Serve it with a side of “mustard for christmas” for the full experience.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Alex exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of raw, unfiltered impulsivity and a tendency to "vent on main," often sharing deeply personal struggles without hesitation. He demonstrates the house's signature courage by standing up for his political and social beliefs, such as when he directly challenges a problematic statement with “oh BROTHER I support palestine but you cannot just say this and you’re german”. His fiery reactions to injustice or strange behavior, seen in tweets like “WHAT THE FUCK?? WHAT THE FUCKNIS WRONG WITH YOU??”, showcase a temperament that favors bold confrontation over subtle Slytherin cunning. Furthermore, his resilience in the face of personal hardship and his blunt honesty about his mental health, asking “how do I get help i’m serious”, reflects the Gryffindor spirit of facing one's demons head-on.
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Your song
Francis Forever - Mitski
Given Alex's explicit love for the artist and his recent emotional transparency, a Mitski song perfectly captures his current headspace. He recently tweeted “mitski’s new song is so good. i’m so proud of her and how far she’s come!! 🥹”, highlighting a deep personal connection to her music. Francis Forever reflects the feelings of isolation and the need for support seen in his posts like “need help need help so bad” and “12. days. without. my. gf.”. The song's themes of longing and navigating mental health struggles resonate with his candid admission: “need help but going to the mental hospital is too much money. what the fuck do I do”.
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