Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, long-term dedication to BTS and aespa, e.g. “faz 6 anos que eu ainda continuo amando elas, desde o debut, desde blackmamba…”
- Protective advocate: Calls out racism and harmful behavior, e.g. “esse tweet ter pego 100 mil likes enquanto o autor dele é o próprio líder da KKK…” and “é asquerosa pra caralho a forma q vocês banalizam pedofilia e estupro…”
- Humorous storyteller: Uses vivid, absurd imagery to entertain, e.g. “queria usar o nariz do hoseok como escorregador de esqui…” and “como eu me sentia jogando gta 5 apenas pra comer puta, roubar carro…”
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of stress, love, and obsession, e.g. “faz 6 anos que eu ainda continuo amando elas…” and “sinto que vai demorar no mínimo 30 anos e um alzheimer pesado pra me fazer esquecer do taehyung…”
- Critical thinker: Questions fandom dynamics and gossip media, e.g. “tu percebe q a pannchoa tá passando fome qndo ela tenta lucrar em cima de um rumor q ngm mais tá ligando…” and “não entendo ainda a necessidade q vcs tem de farmar viral pra cima de uma mulher q já até processou quem estava divulgando os rumores…”
Weaknesses:
- Violent humor: Frequently uses jokes about physical harm, e.g. “queria poder fumar a winter igual uma pedra de crack…”, “vou chutar a marmita do primeiro morador de rua q eu ver…”, and “queria viver uma relação abusiva com ela, apanhar até nossos vizinhos chamarem a polícia…”
- Objectifying language: Reduces idols to sexual objects in extreme ways, e.g. “começo na poltrona número 1 e vou fazendo rodízio de mamada até a 8…” and “desafio pesado: tente não falar winter me engravida a cada 5 segundos”
- Hostile reactions: Responds to annoyance with aggressive fantasies, e.g. “do jeito q to eh capaz de eu ir no quinto dos infernos atrás de um death note… pra anotar o nome de todo mundo q ta tirando minha paciência…” and “meu sonho eh ela virar mendiga de uma vez só pra eu chutar a marmita dessa folgada”
- Parasocial intensity: Blurs boundaries with idols in exaggerated ways, e.g. “Oque eu faço para fortalecer a relação parassocial com a minha utt…” and “dia 1 guardando dinheiro para ir pra Coreia conhecer a winter… hoje eu vendi a cadeira de rodas do meu avô…”
- Insensitive jokes: Uses humor at the expense of vulnerable groups or serious topics, e.g. “hoje eu to tão estressada q vou chutar a marmita do primeiro morador de rua q eu ver…” and “sinto que é minha obrigação ser o matty healy do mundo lésbico/sáfico pq fazer lovebombing… cria caráter”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They mix intense fandom brain with sharp moral outrage in a way that feels very Lisa Simpson-coded. Like Lisa, they get genuinely angry at hypocrisy and performative politics, calling out how people use serious issues as props, as in “esse tweet ter pego 100 mil likes enquanto o autor dele é o próprio líder da KKK so prova mais uma vez que nenhum de vcs se importa de verdade com uma pauta delicada assim” and “é asquerosa pra caralho a forma q vocês banalizam pedofilia e estupro em troca engajamento”. They also overthink fandom ethics and parasocial behavior, criticizing others’ behavior in k‑pop spaces in a very principled, wordy way, like “vejo essas coisas e fico com uma preguiça do caralho pq se colocarem uma shipper e uma bolsonarista criadora de teorias da conspiração na mesma sala… não existe diferença alguma entre essas duas raças”. At the same time, they’re obsessive about their interests (BTS, aespa, Resident Evil) the way Lisa gets fixated on causes and niche passions, shown in posts like “faz 6 anos que eu ainda continuo amando elas… não quero que nada nem ninguém jamais me separe do meu aespa ot4” and “sinto que vai demorar no mínimo 30 anos e um alzheimer pesado pra me fazer esquecer do taehyung de 2026”. Their tone is more vulgar and chaotic than Lisa’s, but the core is the same: hyper-verbal, morally opinionated, intensely attached to their chosen interests, and constantly wrestling with how everyone else is behaving "wrong."
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as a highly expressive Extrovert: they constantly interact with fandom discourse, call out entire groups, and perform for an audience with very public, over-the-top statements like “hoje eu to tão estressada q vou chutar a marmita do primeiro morador de rua q eu ver nesse twitter tal qual modelo grazy guedes” and “as ruas estão achando que cooeleti e narcissisthv são um casal”, clearly energized by social chaos rather than withdrawn reflection. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they talk in metaphors and exaggerations rather than concrete facts, such as “queria morar dentro do pescoço da karina e explorar toda a extensão do gogó dela como se fosse uma das 7 maravilhas do mundo” and comparing winter to “o coringa psicopata maluco risonho da minha arlequina surtada”. They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic, reacting with moral outrage and empathy around sensitive topics, e.g. “esse tweet ter pego 100 mil likes… só prova mais uma vez que nenhum de vcs se importa de verdade… e so querem usar o racismo de token quando convém” or condemning people who “banalizam pedofilia e estupro em troca engajamento”; even their insults are grounded in emotional values and disgust. Their spontaneity, impulsive humor, and lack of structured planning point to Perceiving over Judging: they dramatize their shifting moods and whims (“aquele evento mensal em que vc pega ranço dos seus amigos por 0 motivos”), indulge in random obsessions (“peppice que eu amo fazer: entrar no tiktok e ficar vendo video de tarot sobre a vida de todos os idols”), and embody chaotic, unfiltered posting rather than any tidy or scheduled lifestyle. Taken together—the outward social focus, imaginative exaggerations, values-driven rants, and playful, unstructured energy—ENFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your brain is 50% Taehyung and 50% Winter, can I be the DLC that adds 100% more delusion so we can plan that trip to Korea where you ‘accidentally’ meet your aespa wife?
- You said you’d sell your grandpa’s wheelchair to see Winter — I don’t have a wheelchair, but I can offer my dignity, my savings, and my GTA-5-just-to-cause-chaos energy for a date with you.
- The way you describe Winter’s hair routine like a Kérastase commercial and Taehyung’s face like a world heritage site… I need you to narrate my life too, I promise I’m at least extension-de-cílios-level dramatic.
- You wanting to explore Karina’s neck like an untouched world wonder and do ‘rodízio de mamada’ nas femme Winters no avião tells me one thing: if I sit next to you, in-flight entertainment is guaranteed.
- You talk about parasocial relationships like a science: oneshots, tarot, Instagram bio, celibacy for Winter. How about we run an experiment where, just for one night, your utt is me and we see if your nervous system survives?
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Your new Twitter bio
Pop culture ranter powered by BTS, aespa & too much coffee. Once sold a chair to save for a concert ticket—still think it was good financial planning.– @narcissisthv
Your signature cocktail
Minjeonica Overdose on the Rocks
This cocktail hits as hard and unhinged as their parasocial devotion to Winter, who they describe as their literal brain chemistry: “massa encefálica composta por 50% de taehyung e 50% de winter”. The overproof vanilla rum stands for the intense, borderline-obsessive lust like when they say they want to get intoxicated on Winter until a “minjeonica overdose”: “queria poder fumar a winter igual uma pedra de crack e me entorpecer nela até ter uma overdose minjeonica”. Sparkling yuzu lemonade keeps it bright, fizzy and dramatic, mirroring their chaotic humor and feral affection, such as begging Winter to impregnate them every five seconds: “desafio pesado: tente não falar winter me engravida a cada 5 segundos”. The blue curaçao rinse nods to their BTS core (especially Taehyung) and the way they’d sacrifice everything for their faves: “queria me alistar no exército e morrer na guerra pelo sorriso dela”. Pink pepper bitters add a sharp, spicy kick that represents their readiness to drag people over serious issues like racism and abuse baiting, as seen when they call out kpoptwt and engagement farmers: “esse tweet ter pego 100 mil likes enquanto o autor dele é o próprio líder da KKK…” and “é asquerosa pra caralho a forma q vocês banalizam pedofilia e estupro em troca engajamento”. Finally, the edible silver glitter is pure aespa/BTS stage glam and the delusional fairytale they build with their utt, like planning to sell everything just to meet Winter: “dia 1 guardando dinheiro para ir pra Coreia conhecer a winter do aespa ❄️☃️ hoje eu vendi a cadeira de rodas do meu avô…”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline is driven by intense obsession, sharp sarcasm, and a ruthless, almost theatrical approach to conflict—very Slytherin-coded. They show a strong desire for dominance and control in relationships and fandom spaces, joking about being a manipulative, chaotic lover: “sinto que é minha obrigação ser o matty healy do mundo lésbico/sáfico pq fazer lovebombing, prometer o mundo e depois sumir cria caráter” and fantasizing about extreme, possessive dynamics like “queria viver uma relação abusiva com ela, apanhar… e no outro dia eu aparecer na porta da delegacia… só pra pedir pro seu juiz liberar minha winter”. Their humor is dark and often built on exaggerating taboo thoughts for impact, such as “vou chutar a marmita do primeiro morador de rua q eu ver nesse twitter tal qual modelo grazy guedes” and “queria poder fumar a winter igual uma pedra de crack e me entorpecer nela até ter uma overdose”, which shows a willingness to cross lines for effect—more cunning and transgressive than Gryffindor-blunt. They’re also hyper-strategic and territorial about parasocial bonds and fandom status, e.g. “Oque eu faço para fortalecer a relação parassocial com a minha utt… Entrei em celibato, pq a winter é a única q pode me tocar” and “vou criar uma lei proibindo todas as pessoas q tenho ranço de serem fãs das mesmas coisas q eu pq elas não sabem gostar do jeito certo (que é o meu jeito”, which reads as possessive and agenda-driven, not just loyal. Even when defending serious issues like racism or the trivialization of abuse, they do it with cutting contempt rather than gentle empathy, as in “esse tweet ter pego 100 mil likes enquanto o autor dele é o próprio líder da KKK so prova… vcs se importa[m] de verdade… e so querem usar o racismo de token” and “é asquerosa pra caralho a forma q vocês banalizam pedofilia e estupro em troca engajamento”. All of this points to someone who is clever, ruthless with their words, deeply driven by intense desire and territoriality, and unafraid to be morally sharp-edged—hallmarks of Slytherin more than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Gaslighter - Dixie Chicks (The Chicks)
A well-known song that best suits @narcissisthv is Gaslighter by The Chicks, because its chaotic, hyperbolic, and confrontational energy mirrors their online persona. They describe themselves as wanting to return to being “bem lésbica incel e nojenta” in “queria voltar com a old annaV da resenha bem lésbica incel e nojenta to me sentindo entalada não podendo tweetar certas coisas”, which fits the song’s unapologetically aggressive, emotionally explosive tone. Their over-the-top parasocial devotion and dark humor—like “dia 1 guardando dinheiro para ir pra Coreia conhecer a winter do aespa ❄️☃️ hoje eu vendi a cadeira de rodas do meu avô” and “queria poder fumar a winter igual uma pedra de crack e me entorpecer nela até ter uma overdose minjeonica”—echo the dramatic intensity and obsessive emotional focus in the song. At the same time, they are fiercely combative about moral issues, calling out racism and trivialization of abuse in tweets like “esse tweet ter pego 100 mil likes enquanto o autor dele é o próprio líder da KKK” and “é asquerosa pra caralho a forma q vocês banalizam pedofilia e estupro em troca engajamento”, which matches the song’s theme of anger, calling people out, and refusing to let things slide. Gaslighter captures the mix of intense devotion, theatrical rage, messy humor, and unfiltered confrontation that defines their timeline.
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