Nardense_
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Shares raw feelings, e.g., 'Estoy engordando DEMASIADO... Odio todo.'
- Passionate: Posts strong political opinions, like 'Kast odia tanto a los gays...' and critiques of candidates.
- Creative: Uses memes, fictional characters (pawbert) and fandom references, e.g., 'Zootopia 2 es muy mala...'
- Transparent: Open about identity and mental health, stating pronouns 'He/They' and discussing suicidal thoughts.
- Community Seeking: Looks for connections, e.g., 'Necesito un novio' and 'busco compatriotas para armar un FPMRv2'.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequent angry outbursts, such as 'Kast odia tanto a los gays...' with profanity.
- Depressive: Expresses hopelessness and selfâharm thoughts, e.g., 'me voy a mata.'
- Insecure: Seeks validation from 'pawbert' repeatedly, e.g., 'Pawbert te amo mucho, por favor sale de la pantalla.'
- Unproductive: Admits chronic inactivity, e.g., 'Un dĂa mĂĄs de absoluta inproductividad, voy a caer en la locura.'
- Self Destructive: Mentions unhealthy coping like disordered eating and suicidal ideation.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user displays the rebellious, antiâauthority attitude of Bart Simpson, frequently railing against political figures like Kast and mocking the system ('Kast pa lo weone, Jara pa lo weone, ArtĂ©s pa lo vio'). They also show typical teen insecurity and selfâdeprecation, lamenting their body and relationships ('Estoy engordando DEMASIADO, ya ninguna de mi ropa me queda bien. Me voy a moriiiiiir', 'Necesito un novio'), which mirrors Bartâs frequent feelings of inadequacy and his longing for acceptance. Their chaotic posting style and love of memes/pictures ('[picture]' in almost every tweet) echo Bartâs love of pranks and visual gags. The userâs obsession with being part of events ('Yo estuve ahĂ btw') and their dramatic exaggerations ('Todas las parejas son falsas, es el universo tratando de deprimirme para que no escape de la matrix') fit Bartâs attentionâseeking personality. Overall, the combination of antiâestablishment ranting, teen angst, and a desire for social validation aligns best with Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Their communication is introverted, focusing on personal feelings as seen in "Mi mayor miedo es ser ese 'alguien'" and "Estoy engordando DEMASIADO, ya ninguna de mi ropa me queda bien. Me voy a moriiiiiir. Odio todo". They show intuitive, abstract thinking with tweets like "Tiempos oscuros se aproximan. Vayan viajando a la patagonia antes de que la vendan a Israel" and "Fascismo es cuando tienes 1.200.000 vacas y todas mueren asaltadas". Their decision making is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in "Odio ver parejas, me genera mucha violencia. Me dan mucha envidia" and "Quiero un hombre que me haga sentir seguro". They prefer a spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle, as reflected in "Un dĂa mĂĄs de absoluta inproductividad, voy a caer en la locura como siga haciendo absolutamente nada" and "Necesito un novio".
Some pickup lines for you
- If I were a German professor, I'd give you an A+ for making my heart conjugate 'I love you' in every tense, and I'd let Pawbert be my teaching assistant.
- Let's team up on that FPMRv2 projectâI'll bring the code, you bring the cuteness, and together we'll debug the romance bug that keeps us both smiling.
- I hear Patagonia is getting sold to Israel, but I'd rather claim a cozy cabin with you and our furry friends, where we can cuddle like two stonefur wolves under the Southern Lights.
- Your love for Pawbert and WACA tells me you have a soft spot for epic storiesâhow about we write our own chapter where the hero (me) finally asks the heroine (you) out for a catâdiet coffee date?
- Kast may hate love, but we can be the rebellious couple that proves the world wrongâjust you, me, a cat diet, and a playlist of Warrior Cats beats while we pounce into each other's arms.
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Your new Twitter bio
He/They | 16-year-old Chilean gamer & aspiring writer | Cat-collector & meme hunter | Once convinced a llama could code | Viva la creatividadâ @Nardense_
Your signature cocktail
Stonefur's Chaotic Cataclysm
The Stonefur's Chaotic Cataclysm blends smoky mezcal, echoing the political fire in the tweet "Kast odia tanto a los gays pq el boric no lo pesca y piensa 'si no tengo pololo yo, nadie tiene'", while bright blue curaçao captures the turbulent mood of Chilean skies. Fresh lime juice adds a sharp bite that mirrors the selfâcritical lament "Estoy engordando DEMASIADO, ya ninguna de mi ropa me queda bien. Me voy a moriiiiiir. Odio todo." A splash of grenadine provides a sweet, yearning note, reflecting the desperate loveâseeking tweet "Voy a ir a besarme con hombres. Hay que aprovechar antes de que kast asuma". The secret ingredient, catâinfused gin, is a playful nod to the constant feline and furry references like "Me urge una dieta para gatos, si alguien me puede recomendar". Together, the cocktail is bittersweet, chaotic, and colorfulâjust like the stream of thoughts in @Nardense_'s timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The user frequently displays bold, outspoken statements against authority, which aligns with Gryffindor's courage. For example, they wrote "EL SISTEMA NO FUNCIONA, DERROQUEN AL SISTEMA" and "Kast odia tanto a los gays pq el boric no lo pesca y piensa 'si no tengo pololo yo, nadie tiene'", showing a willingness to confront political figures. They also call for urgent action, such as "Tiempos oscuros se aproximan. Vayan viajando a la patagonia antes de que la vendan a Israel", reflecting daring and a readiness to speak out despite potential backlash. While they also show emotional vulnerability, their dominant pattern is confronting oppression and speaking their mind, a hallmark of Gryffindor bravery.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
Their constant feeling of alienation and selfâdespair lines up perfectly with the chorus of Radioheadâs âCreepâ: âIâm a creep, Iâm a weirdo⊠I donât belong.â Tweets like 'All couples are fake, itâs the universe trying to depress me so I donât escape the matrix' and 'Estoy muriendo al ver esto' show a deep sense of not fitting in and emotional pain. Their desperate pleas for connection â 'Necesito un novio' and the obsessive love for a furry character 'Pawbert' â echo the longing for acceptance that the song conveys. Even their anger at the system 'EL SISTEMA NO FUNCIONA, DERROQUEN AL SISTEMA' underscores the outsider perspective that âCreepâ captures.
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