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They align most with Lisa Simpson: opinionated, intellectually picky about art, and openly political. Like Lisa, they have high and specific standards for music and culture, calling some popular work “so extremely overrated” “so extremely overrated” and declaring lp1 “at least top 3 albums of the 2010s” “lp1 is like at least top 3 albums of the 2010s man”. They’re also strongly critical of religion and systems of power, e.g. “god religious people really are something to be fascinated at” and “genuinely can't believe people can even think of defending islam”, which mirrors Lisa’s secular, questioning nature. Their tweets about being a trans woman and frustrations with cishet people “it's so crazy that you people would genuinely rather suck hitler's corpse dick than shut the fuck up about trans people” echo Lisa’s experience as an outsider who constantly calls out injustice. Finally, the mix of niche musical tastes (Xiu Xiu, FKA twigs, Juçara Marçal) and disdain for the basic or mainstream “the gays these days are so horribly uncultured” fits Lisa’s combination of cultural snobbery and earnest passion.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: almost all tweets are commentary on music, politics and online culture, not about going out or big social circles, and when they mention others it’s usually in the abstract (e.g. “the gays these days are so horribly uncultured”) rather than describing their own social life. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N): they gravitate to aesthetics, concepts and meta-talk about genres and labels, like “people talking how alternative rnb is a 'racist label put on twigs just because she's black' as if most of her melodies couldn't easily come out of contemporary rnb songs”, and big-picture judgments about culture (“why do people not make music anymore”). They come off as clearly thinking (T) over feeling: their tone is blunt and cutting, often prioritizing analysis or criticism over harmony, e.g. “this the hellp album is so good yall are just a bunch of fantano dickwhirlers” and “what the hell is so groundbreaking about caroline polachek i don't get it”. Their lifestyle looks more perceiving (P) than judging: they bounce between different artists and opinions, openly revising takes like “it grew on me a bit but the other singles are definitely better”, and their feed feels spontaneous and reactive rather than structured or planned. Overall, an INTP fit makes sense: inwardly focused, highly opinionated about ideas and art, analytical to the point of abrasiveness, and comfortable keeping things open-ended instead of following a rigid plan.

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18 • trans girl with too many opinions on FKA twigs and Xiu Xiu. Once shushed a customer just to hear a bridge properly.– @narshismic

Your signature cocktail
Smoky mezcal captures their sharp, scorched-tongue takes on religion and politics, from “god religious people really are something to be fascinated at” to “you americans really are fucking stupid”, giving the drink a strong, confrontational base. Sour cherry liqueur brings drama and intensity worthy of someone who declares “lp1 is like at least top 3 albums of the 2010s man” and ranks FKA twigs projects like sacred texts in “fka twigs ranking: 1. lp1 wall of china…”. Fresh lemon juice adds a biting acidity that mirrors their ruthless music criticism, whether dragging perfume-commercial pop in “it sounds like 3 completely different luxury perfume commercials mashed together” or dismissing overrated hits in “can we leave this bitch in 2018 im getting constantly terrorized at work with her terrible ass music on the radio”. Lavender-honey syrup softens the edges, nodding to the softer, emo side peeking through in “emotion” and the quiet devotion of “and we're aaalllll listening to forget for trans awareness week”. Finally, black walnut bitters add a dark, nutty complexity that reflects both their experimental taste in Xiu Xiu, metal and avant-garde recs from “im finally getting into metal does anyone have any stoner or avantgarde reccs” and their chaotic humor in lines like “we are charlie cock we carry the enema we fight for dl trade we honor grindr”. This cocktail is strong, slightly bitter, and art-house dramatic—just like a trans girl who can, in her own words, serve old school film in “who said trans girls can't serve old school film?”.

Your Hogwarts House
Yuna’s tweets show a highly analytical, taste-driven personality that fits Ravenclaw best. She constantly dissects music with nuanced, often technical criticism, like when she says a song “sounds like 3 completely different luxury perfume commercials mashed together without any sort of cohesion” in “yall gagged just because it's not mainstream sounding…”, and when she questions genre discourse in “people talking how alternative rnb is a 'racist label put on twigs just because she's black' as if most of her melodies couldn't easily come out of contemporary rnb songs”. She has strong, specific hierarchies and rankings (a very Ravenclaw ‘systematizing’ trait), as seen in her detailed FKA twigs rankings in “fka twigs ranking: 1. lp1 wall of china 2. mellisa 3. magdalene…” and her precise Afterglow track order in “okay afterglow ranking: hard predictable girl sushi love crimes…”. There’s also clear intellectual and aesthetic pride in niche, challenging art, like calling Xiu Xiu’s “Apistat Commander” “above music” in “apistat commander is above music there's no other song like this” and praising Juçara Marçal as “the fucking goat” in “juçara marçal the fucking goat you are”. While her tone can be cutting and sarcastic, it’s almost always in service of aesthetic and conceptual judgments—e.g., mocking shallow pop discourse in “the concept of calling bebe rexha even a decent songwriter 😭😭😭😭😭” and dismissing hype with “what the hell is so groundbreaking about caroline polachek i don't get it”—which aligns more with Ravenclaw’s critical, discerning mindset than with Slytherin ambition or Gryffindor heroism. Even her sociopolitical takes tend to be framed as incredulity at irrationality or inconsistency (e.g., religious criticism in “god religious people really are something to be fascinated at”), reinforcing that her primary mode is intellectual analysis rather than loyalty-first Hufflepuff traits or power-seeking Slytherin qualities.

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FKA twigs’ lp1 as a whole fits them better than any single song because they treat it like a personal scripture and emotional reference point. They repeatedly gush about it, saying “lp1 is like at least top 3 albums of the 2010s man” and simply “lp1 is such an album”, signaling a deep emotional attachment rather than casual fandom. Their own trans identity and intense, often critical way of engaging with music and gendered expectations aligns with twigs’ themes of vulnerability, bodily autonomy, and strange, sensual self‑assertion. They also rank her work obsessively, putting lp1 and its associated era at the very top in their “fka twigs ranking”, which frames this album as their core artistic touchstone. Given how often they return to it amid tweets about being a trans woman and feeling alienated from mainstream taste, lp1 functions as the soundtrack to their personality and worldview.

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