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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most closely: loud, irreverent, and constantly making chaotic jokes, like threatening mayhem but in an obviously unserious way, e.g. “I was gonna run over some kids jaywalking but one of them had a sonic backpack so i let them live”. Their humor is crude and boundary-pushing, similar to Bart’s, as seen in lines like “Which kengan character is w faps” and “He probably fingers himself in the shower”. Like Bart, they thrive on pop culture and gaming obsessions, constantly bouncing between Kengan, Shining Nikki, Pokémon, and horror games, shown in tweets like “I beat zafaria and hit level 76 🔥🔥🔥🔥” and “I LOOOOOOVE LOOK OUTSIDE”. There’s also an underlying emotional volatility beneath the jokes, similar to Bart’s more vulnerable episodes, visible when they write things like “I don’t even wanna do anything. I feel so defeated lol what if I just crashed my car”. Overall, they come off as a sharp-tongued, hyper-online, mischief-driven young adult with sudden bursts of sincerity and angst, which is very Bart coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive and performative, full of jokes to "oomfs" and fandom in-jokes, like the playful dramatics of “Happy new year I hate you all” and “FUCK all of you I’m leaving you all in 2025 BYE!”, which read as socially oriented, attention-sharing humor rather than private musing. They read as strongly iNtuitive: they constantly jump to concepts, meta-fandom jokes, and absurd scenarios instead of concrete sensory details, e.g. imagining a horror concept in “They should make a found footage horror movie about this” and inventing game challenges like “Look outside challenge run called the baby run Everything is the same but you can only use Joel Sophie and Rat Baby as party members”. Their style is more Feeling than pure logic: they lead with emotional reactions and social values, such as frustration and hurt in “Man I don’t even know what to feel. I’m just frustrated.” and value-charged fandom takes in “jesus fucking christ just stop with this bullshit no, koga isn't trans... your pathological need to make everything queer is pathetic.”, indicating emotionally driven judgments. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: they tweet in a spontaneous, impulsive stream about games, anime, school, and mood swings without any sense of rigid structure or long-term planning, like deciding to start a new wizard despite a backlog in “my dumb ass decides it’s time to start a new wizard on wizard101” and procrastinating essays in “It’s 4am and I’m still not done with the portion of my essay that I want to get done”. All together, the expressive social engagement, abstract/fandom-heavy imagination, emotion-centered reactions, and chaotic spontaneity best fit ENFP.

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21 • he/they • writer & game/anime enjoyer. Once yelled at my cat because a Kengan episode skipped my faves. Currently rotating Look Outside & Shining Nikki.– @narushimakogay

Your signature cocktail
Blood orange gin stands in for their loud, dramatic flair and love of slightly unhinged menace, like yelling “IN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS THREE ILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND YOU WILL SEE YOU BURN ALIVE WHEN YOU HIT NIGHT FIVE” and threatening to run people over except the kid with the Sonic bag in “I was gonna run over some kids jaywalking but one of them had a sonic backpack so i let them live”. Yuzu soda brings a bright, fizzy energy that matches their hyperposting about games and anime like “I LOOOOOOVE LOOK OUTSIDE” and “Still wakes the deep and look outside”. A dash of chili tincture captures the sharp, occasionally unhinged edge of tweets such as “Hatsumi sen image with caption “the best pedophile in fiction”” and the deadpan “Yeah let’s all just kill ourselves”. Cloudy apple juice adds a softer, introspective note for the exhausted student/writer side in “It’s 4am and I’m still not done with the portion of my essay that I want to get done” and the self‑doubting “I don’t even wanna do anything. I feel so defeated lol what if I just crashed my car”. The pop rocks rim is their chaotic, meme-y humor fizzing in your face, perfect for someone who posts things like “I can’t stop thinking about that stupid video with the Fortnite character that’s like HOPPIN DICK DICK DICK HOPPIN DICK DICK DICK” while flexing shiny fits in “Magical girl 🪽#shiningnikki”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are emotional intensity, impulsiveness, and a tendency to loudly stand by what they feel in the moment, which points strongly to Gryffindor. They speak in a very ride-or-die, dramatic register, for example celebrating horror games with explosive enthusiasm in “I just finished the perfect ritual denial ending on my fucking god man this game is so beautiful.” and going all‑caps over media they love like “IN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS THREE ILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND YOU WILL SEE YOU BURN ALIVE WHEN YOU HIT NIGHT FIVE”. They’re also confrontational when pushed, venting raw frustration and dark, reckless thoughts such as “I don’t even wanna do anything. I feel so defeated lol what if I just crashed my car” and “Yeah let’s all just kill ourselves”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency toward dramatic, all-or-nothing emotional reactions rather than calculated self‑preservation. Their humor frequently leans into bold, transgressive jokes like “I was gonna run over some kids jaywalking but one of them had a sonic backpack so i let them live” and over-the-top fandom bits such as “He probably fingers himself in the shower”, showing a comfort with taking social risks and being loudly, shamelessly themselves. While they are creative and fandom‑analytical at times, as in their detailed shipping/fandom jokes like “Transmasc!koga: hey guys I’m transgender … Chaser!Cosmo and chaser!ryuki: no no don’t get the surgery”, the overall pattern is high‑emotion, impulsive, confrontational energy—classic Gryffindor rather than the more cerebral Ravenclaw or calculating Slytherin.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. Their timeline swings between dark humor, frustration, and genuine exhaustion, like when they post “I have to go back to school tomorrow fuck my life” and a string of despairing tweets such as “Should I kill myself or what” and “Yeah let’s all just kill ourselves”. The song’s theme of feeling alienated and overwhelmed by social pressure matches their venting about fandom spaces, like “as a straight person i feel so unwelcome in the kengan fandom bc all anyone talks about is gay gay gay” and their irritation at discourse, e.g. “jesus fucking christ just stop with this bullshit”. At the same time, they’re loud, dramatic, and a little chaotic in a fun way—“IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN” and “Happy new year I hate you all”—which fits the song’s aggressive, anthemic energy. The mix of self-deprecation, morbid jokes, and big feelings about games and anime makes Teenagers’ rebellious, emotionally charged vibe a strong match for their online persona.

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