Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Religiously committed: Bio '🇻🇦 Tentando ser católico' and posts asking for prayers, e.g. “Uma Ave Maria faz a diferença” and “Um garoto tão novo enfretando uma doença tão grave, rezem ao menos uma Ave Maria por ele e pela família.”.
- Community‑oriented: Shows concern for fellow citizens, especially in Rio, warning others and asking them to stay safe and pray, e.g. “Você que é do Rio… não saia de casa, rezem.” and “Rapaziada do RJ, saibam como agir se as coisas piorarem…”.
- Politically engaged: Comments actively on politics and public safety, such as criticism of government and institutions in “O dia de hoje também prova que o Governo vigente age em conluio com o crime organizado” and on STF and democracy in “Aprendam, brasileiros. Esta é a verdadeira Democracia GERENCIADA”.
- Humorous commentator: Frequently uses humor and laughter in reactions, like “SENSACIONAL KKKKKKK”, “Eu si divirto KKKKKK🤣”, and playful comments on viral videos such as “Melhor vídeo que eu vi esse ano”.
- Reflective believer: Shows self‑reflection about faith and church issues, e.g. nuance on Vatican document in “essa nota doutrinal do vaticano ainda vai dar muito o que falar… coitados dos recém convertidos pra entender a questão sem cair em cismas.” and desire for contemplative spaces in “devia voltar com esse estilo arquitetônico… ambiente é mais convidativo a meditação e contemplação”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent rhetoric: Uses language that glorifies or endorses extreme violence, e.g. “Sinceramente a polícia mata é pouco nessa merda de estado”, “o próximo em questão é o diabo… essa guerra é justa… alívio de saber que esses 100 meliantes não vão mais nos atormentar.”, and “Aí quando eu falo que a solução é expurgo político e dizimação eu sou louco…”.
- Aggressive tone: Frequent use of insults and harsh wording toward groups, e.g. calling people “burro” and with “alzheimer” in “Esse povo além de ser burro tem alzheimer.” and “Governozinho bão da poha” in this tweet.
- Hostile polarization: Frames issues in very us‑versus‑them terms, such as demanding a ‘war’ on factions in “o País deveria declarar guerra contra esses grupos.” and describing operations in terms of celebration of enemies’ deaths in “não queremos um NarcoEstado… que não falte pólvora”.
- Inconsistent charity: Advocates for more gentle debates in religion, e.g. “Católicos deviam pegar mais leve na trocação de farpas com os Protestantes…”, but elsewhere uses harsh or demeaning language like “Essa mulher do ministério etrom ainda vai ser espancada na rua”.
- Escalation risk: Language can encourage confrontation or fear, such as predicting ‘dias de chumbo’ and sharing dramatic warnings in “Rapaziada do RJ, saibam como agir se as coisas piorarem… guerrilha do CV é fanática.” and strongly urging a hardened stance in “tem a obrigação de aderir a essa narrativa e compartilhar esse discurso. Precisamos enrijecer o tratamento as gangues”.
Your Simpsons character
Ned Flanders
This user most closely matches Ned Flanders, a devout, opinionated Christian who tries to live his faith while commenting on the chaos around him. The bio “🇻🇦 Tentando ser católico.” and posts like “Uma Ave Maria faz a diferença” and “Agora sim a Sé está vacante, oremos.” mirror Ned’s strong religious identity and constant reference to prayer. Like Ned, he frequently interprets current events through a moral and religious lens, e.g. “Só vigiar o rebanho não basta, as vezes o pastor também precisa afugentar os lobos.” and “Rapaziada do RJ, saibam como agir se as coisas piorarem… rezem muito pra providência Divina.”. He is also conservative, rules-focused, and harsh on perceived wrongdoing, as seen in “Me taxaram de maluco quando eu disse que essas facções são organizações terroristas, sempre bom lembrar que o País deveria declare guerra contra esses grupos.” and “Todos esses 'artistas'… devem ser investigados e ter seus patrimônios confiscados.”, which fits Ned’s rigid moralism dialed up to an online-polemical level. Finally, he mixes piety with slightly awkward, sometimes dark humor—like “Sinceramente a polícia mata é pouco nessa merda de estado”—creating a combination of devoutness and intensity that most resembles a more hard-edged, Twitter-era Ned Flanders rather than any other Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They come across as outward‑facing, engaged with public events and discourse, and comfortable addressing a broad audience (e.g., rallying others to a narrative about crime and politics in tweets like “🚨!! Você que mora no Rio de Janeiro, ou em qualquer parte do país que sofre na mão das facções criminosas, tem a obrigação de aderir a essa narrativa e compartilhar esse discurso.”), which suggests Extraversion. Their focus is often on large-scale systems, ideological conflicts, and future consequences (e.g., treating criminal factions as terrorists and speaking of “declarar guerra” in “Me taxaram de maluco quando eu disse que essas facções são organizações terroristas, sempre bom lembrar que o País deveria declarar guerra contra esses grupos.”), pointing to Intuition over concrete, sensory detail. They strongly privilege impersonal logic, order, and hardline solutions over harmony or empathy, as in “Sinceramente a polícia mata é pouco nessa merda de estado” and “Aí quando eu falo que a solução é expurgo político e dizimação eu sou louco...”, indicating a clear Thinking preference. Their tone is decisive, judgmental, and structured around firm positions about how things should be (e.g., “Tem uma galera aí esquecendo que a Igreja Católica não é democracia” and “Que Deus proteja nossos agentes de segurança, e que não falte pólvora, não queremos um NarcoEstado no Rio de Janeiro”), which aligns with Judging rather than flexible, go‑with‑the‑flow Perceiving. They also repeatedly call others to action and strategy during crises—“Rapaziada do RJ, saibam como agir se as coisas piorarem… fiquem alertas, não saiam de casa e rezem muito...”—reinforcing a directive, organized ENTJ style rather than a more laid‑back type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said in July that ‘the police kill too little in this shitty state’ and then prayed a whole Ave Maria in October… so tell me, are you more BOPE or more Benedictine? Because either way, you just invaded my heart and I’m ready to contemplate our future in adoration.
- You talk about a ‘Batalha do Rio de Janeiro’ and the need to ‘expurgar’ facções, but honestly, the real guerra is inside me: half of me wants to discuss that Vatican doctrinal note with you, the other half just wants a ‘abraço quentinho’ like in your 2025-12-09 tweet.
- You said ‘Tentando ser católico’ in your bio, and in 2025-10-10 you reminded everyone that ‘Uma Ave Maria faz a diferença’. If we go out, I promise: for every joke I make about cariocas and sneakers, I’ll pray one Ave Maria for us—deal?
- You compared facções to terrorist organizations, praised BOPE doing a ‘limpa’ in 2024-06-12, and still defended beautiful traditional church architecture in 2025-11-04. That balance between ordem e beleza is exactly my type—wanna help me restore Christendom and maybe grab coffee after Mass?
- You joked that ‘sincerely, the police kill too little in this state’ and called the guerra ao tráfico ‘the greatest act of charity to cariocas’. So, hypothetically, if I were a bandit stealing your heart, would you order my immediate neutralization, or negotiate a peace treaty over a date?
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Rio-born Catholic trying to keep the faith, fight crime-hero fantasies, and not argue with everyone on the timeline before the Ave Maria.– @natansem_aga
Your signature cocktail
Saint Michael’s Favela Negroni
This cocktail is strong and unfiltered, mirroring his hardline stance on crime and politics, like when he says “Sinceramente a polícia mata é pouco nessa merda de estado” and calls facções “organizações terroristas” that the country should declare war on in this tweet. The cachaça roots the drink in Brazil and his Rio identity, fitting his warnings to locals in threads like “Rapaziada do RJ, saibam como agir se as coisas piorarem…”. The coffee infusion gives it a vigilante, always-on edge, echoing his call to spiritual and civic alertness when he posts “Uma Ave Maria faz a diferença” and invokes Saint Michael in “São Miguel Arcanjo defendei nos no combate”. The bitter Campari and sweet vermouth represent the tension between his harsh rhetoric and his Catholic desire for beauty and contemplation, like his reflection that old church architecture is more conducive to prayer in this tweet. A dash of smoked paprika adds a gunpowder-like smokiness, nodding to his battlefield metaphors such as “Quem aí preparado pra Battlefield 2025?” and “Hoje está acontecendo um conflito sem precedentes… a Batalha do Rio de Janeiro”. Finally, the lemon twist brightens the glass with a sharp wit that cuts through the gloom, just like his dark humor in posts like “Se o atirador tivesse jogado free fire, era certeza que ia ter capa” and “NEM É ANO NOVO AINDA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The dominant traits in this profile are hard-edged ambition, ruthlessness toward perceived enemies, and a strong emphasis on power and security, all of which are classically Slytherin. He repeatedly calls for extreme, eliminationist solutions in politics and public security, as in “Aí quando eu falo que a solução é expurgo político e dizimação eu sou louco...” and “Sinceramente a polícia mata é pouco nessa merda de estado”, which go far beyond Gryffindor-style courage and into ends-justify-the-means brutality. He openly frames criminal factions as enemies to be crushed in quasi-military terms, e.g. “sempre bom lembrar que o País deveria declarar guerra contra esses grupos” and “Que Deus proteja nossos agentes de segurança, e que não falte pólvora, não queremos um NarcoEstado no Rio de Janeiro”, showing a mindset centered on survival, dominance, and realpolitik. Even his praise or criticism of public figures often turns to threats or harsh consequences, as in “Todos esses 'artistas'... devem ser investigados e ter seus patrimônios confiscados” and the menacing prediction “Essa mulher do ministério etrom ainda vai ser espancada na rua”. While there is some Gryffindor-like rhetoric about justice and defending the innocent, the consistent preference for severe, strategic, and sometimes cruel measures marks him far more as Slytherin than any other house.
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Your song
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
A fitting song for @natansem_aga is Viva La Vida by Coldplay, which mixes grand, almost crusade-like imagery with reflections on justice, downfall, and hope. He has a strong concern with order, justice, and fighting evil, calling facções criminosas organizações terroristas and saying groups like these should face a kind of war, as in “Me taxaram de maluco quando eu disse que essas facções são organizações terroristas, sempre bom lembrar que o País deveria declarar guerra contra esses grupos.” and “Que Deus proteja nossos agentes de segurança, e que não falte pólvora, não queremos um NarcoEstado no Rio de Janeiro…”. The song’s fallen-king narrative resonates with his disappointment in political leaders who betrayed popular hopes, as when he remarks that “A verdade é que Bolsonaro flagelou o Gigante que havia acordado nas manifestações de 2016.” At the same time, his bio “🇻🇦 Tentando ser católico.” and tweets like “Uma Ave Maria faz a diferença” echo the song’s tone of repentance and seeking something higher after chaos. Finally, his admiration for beauty, tradition, and a noble ideal — for example, “Apesar do Cristianismo não ser baseado em estética, ainda deviam voltar com esse estilo arquitetônico sempre dedicando o melhor a Deus…” — fits the epic, almost liturgical atmosphere of Viva La Vida.
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