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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, and gleefully irreverent. They swear constantly and roast people with zero filter, like calling someone out with “A coitada não sabe abrir a boca sem falar merda oooooooh bicha” and screaming “Charlie morningstar vai tomar no seu CU”, which fits Bart’s rebellious, confrontational humor. They live for drama and mischief in their fandom, reacting to plot twists and ships with unhinged hype such as “NEM FUDENDO QUE REALMENTE VAI TER O SEXOTOMBE” and “KELOY CANON CARALHOOOOOOOOOO #HEXATOMBE”, just like Bart thrives on chaos and spectacle. At the same time, there’s a loyal, oddly sweet side under the trolling, shown by affection for characters and friends like “Amo minha filha lésbica filhote de pavão meu xuxu💞” and playful desperation like “Minhas lindas CLTs do fandom, por favor me passar essa mandinga q vocês usaram pra arranjar emprego necessito urgentemente”. Overall, they’re a profanity-filled, meme-happy agent of chaos with a hidden soft core, which lines up almost perfectly with Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly react loudly to fandom events, seek interaction, and openly address groups, e.g. asking the whole fandom for job “mandinga” in “Minhas lindas CLTs do fandom, por favor me passar essa mandinga q vocês usaram pra arranjar emprego necessito urgentemente” and screaming with others about streams like “HOJE É DIA DE HEXATOMBE PORRAAAAAAAA”. They lean Intuition (N) because they fixate on symbolism, theories, and narrative meta rather than just surface events, like the obsessive detail‑spotting in “MEU DEU SÃO TANTOS DETALHES PQP O CADEADO DE BRINCO A MARCA DE BEIJO O ROSARIO DE SANGUE O MACHADO COM A FOICE O SOCO INGLES E O PIN DO AXOLOTE O X NA SOMBRANCELHAAAAAAAA” and continuous speculation about plots and ships, for example “Seria insuportável mas eu aceito, eu qro os paqueras lutando pela lacre sim, EU QRO CIÚMESSS”. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): most tweets are emotional reactions, moral stances, or affection (e.g. “Amo minha filha lésbica filhote de pavão meu xuxu💞”), and even anger is value‑charged and protective, as in “Gente bloqueia logo esse chato e deixa ele falando sozinho ou denuncia em massa pra cair está merda”. Finally, they look Perceiving (P) because they’re impulsive, reactive, and often joking about lack of self‑control rather than structure, like “E eu falei que ia dormir.....” and considering sudden, irresponsible decisions in “Acho q vou ser financeiramente irresponsável agora.....”. The timeline is full of spontaneous live‑reactions such as “PUTA UQE PARIUUUUUU” and “FUDEU É OS VAMPIRO”, showing a preference for going with the flow instead of planning. Taken together—highly social, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—this aligns best with ENFP.

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Professional chaos analyst, part-time Hexatombe historian. Once stayed up all night to screenshot a single frame and called it ‘research’.– @natausbruchen

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This cocktail starts with banana-infused cachaça, a nod to their bio devotion to certain fruits and chaotic humor about preferences: “Só fodo com bananas, maçãs e kiwis. Peras que se fodam💥💥”. The kiwi & green apple shrub brings a tangy, electric kick that mirrors their high-energy live-commentary on HEXATOMBE: “TA VINDO PORRA TA VINDOOOOOOOO #HEXATOMBEOST” and “HOJE É DIA DE HEXATOMBE PORRAAAAAAAA”. A spicy chili-honey syrup captures how they swing between affection and profanity-laced rage, like “Gente bloqueia logo esse chato e deixa ele falando sozinho ou denuncia em massa pra cair está merda” and “Charlie morningstar vai tomar no seu CU”. The sparkling blood-orange soda reflects their dramatic angst and love for gorey/bleeding aesthetics: “Merda e sangue, mds é a menstruação paranormal” and their heartbroken flair in “Saudades vida💔”. Finally, a black salt rim represents their dark humor and fandom obsession with danger and death, like “O multilador noturno é grandão pra caralho fi #HEXATOMBE” and the cursed delight of “NEM FUDENDO QUE REALMENTE VAI TER O SEXOTOMBE”. This drink is strong, noisy, and a little unhinged—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This account reads as intensely emotional, impulsive, and confrontational in a very Gryffindor way. They repeatedly rush to defend people and causes without hesitation, like when they urge others to mass-report a harasser: “Gente bloqueia logo esse chato e deixa ele falando sozinho ou denuncia em massa pra cair está merda”, and when they celebrate the return of a community figure’s predictions as if rallying behind a leader: “NOSSO ANJO VOLTOU COM SUAS PREVISÕES”. Their language is fiery, dramatic, and often oriented around conflict and strong reactions—e.g., “Tem um povo que é sem noção né? Ai pqp” and “Tomar no cu alguém me tira da aquii”—which suggests impulsiveness and a tendency to charge into situations rather than hang back. They also show passionate attachment and almost protective hype toward characters and friends, as seen in “Amo minha filha lésbica filhote de pavão meu xuxu💞” and the exuberant, all‑caps cheering in many HEXATOMBE tweets like “Kemi você é DEMAIS #HEXATOMBE”. While there is some creativity and fandom analysis, the dominant vibe is boldness, ride‑or‑die loyalty expressed through loud defense, and headlong emotional reactions—classic Gryffindor energy rather than the quieter persistence of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the calculated self‑interest of Slytherin.

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A chaotic, irreverent vibe with lots of dark humor and shameless thirst fits bad guy perfectly. They’re constantly yelling in all caps and swearing, like in “AI MEU CARALHO AZEDO EU SABIAAAAA” and “FILHO DA PUTA EU ACHEI Q JAE IA MORRER”, which matches the song’s cocky, unfiltered tone. Their bio, “Só fodo com bananas, maçãs e kiwis. Peras que se fodam💥💥”, shows a playful, slightly menacing pickiness that fits the "I'm the bad guy, duh" energy. They love messy drama and violence in fiction, as seen in “Merda e sangue, mds é a menstruação paranormal” and “Aguiar enfiando a espada da Sabara no cu quando os vampiros virem ele”, which aligns with the song’s darkly comic edge. And their intense thirsting over characters, like “ESSA BUNDONA SUCULENTA DELE”, fits the flirty, dominant undertone in the lyrics.

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