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The user shows extreme insecurity, longing for love, and frequent feelings of isolation, which mirrors Milhouse's constant status as the lonely, love‑starved nerd in The Simpsons. They repeatedly tweet about being bullied and wanting a boyfriend, e.g., "Would u guys crucify me if I said the guy who’s been bullying me for about 4 years now… is kind of hot" and "I’m never finding love". Their mental‑health struggles and suicidal thoughts, such as "Kill myself" and "Ugh I’m so sick and tired of people today and I have nobody to talk to #kms", echo Milhouse’s frequent melancholy and low self‑esteem. The user also displays a chaotic, meme‑filled posting style and a desire for acceptance, similar to Milhouse’s habit of posting on the school bulletin board and seeking validation from peers. Overall, the combination of insecurity, yearning for romance, bullying, and emotional volatility aligns most closely with Milhouse Van Houten.

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Their communication style is highly outward and seeks interaction, as shown by posts like 'Guys I have to go school again I’m being taken away again sighhhhh' and 'Ugh I’m so sick and tired of people today and I have nobody to talk to #kms'. They focus on possibilities, future goals, and imaginative scenarios, evident in 'Guys by January 2026 I’ll be at my goal weight it has to happen okay I WILL hit 35kg' and 'Superbat where they’re both completely sober and are acknowledging each other's feelings for each other not just as superman and Batman but as Clark and Bruce'. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, seen in statements such as 'I’m never finding love' and 'Hate when an alternative sexy dark skin man only dated white Girls what the fuck are you on'. Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, with frequent changes like 'Ugh fuck it I have free wil I’m changing it' and 'I already wanna change my pinned twt…'. Combining extraversion, intuition, feeling, and perceiving points to the ENFP personality type.

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Genderfluid coder & gamer, zero-day hobbyist, art lover. Proud Nigerian-British. Learning German, chasing hair goals. Once convinced a stranger I'm a superhero.– @Nathezombie

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The cocktail blends black vodka to honor Nathezombie’s pride in being Black and a rivethead aesthetic, while the rainbow fruit liqueur mirrors their genderfluid, multi‑fandom identity. A shot of espresso captures their "zero‑day" hacker energy and sleepless longing for connection, echoing the tweet "I want to lock the fuck in and get hot because I want to leave my house so badly". The spicy chili‑honey drizzle adds the heat of their crush‑filled fantasies, like "he DID have a crush on me for 2 years… is there a chance…🥹". Edible glitter on the rim reflects the glittery, alternative vibe of "Superbat where they’re both completely sober and are acknowledging each other's feelings". Together it’s a drink that feels both bitter and sweet, just like the tweet "I’m never finding love" and the constant search for "I need MOREEEER".

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The user repeatedly emphasizes ambitious personal goals, such as declaring "Guys by January 2026 I’ll be at my goal weight it has to happen okay I WILL hit 35kg," which shows a strong drive to achieve. They also boast about competitive success, noting "I have been in the top 1% for the past week," reflecting a desire for status and recognition. Their focus on self‑improvement and strategic planning, seen in the request "Has anyone got tips to ACTUALLY learn a language fully and properly specifically German," aligns with Slytherin’s value of resourcefulness. While they express vulnerability, the dominant theme across the tweets is a relentless pursuit of personal advancement and a willingness to shape circumstances to meet their goals, characteristic of Slytherin ambition.

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Their constant feeling of being a 'freak' and out‑of‑place is captured by Radiohead’s 'Creep', with its refrain "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo". Tweets like "Just looked thru my acc and damn I really am a freak" and "OH MY GOD IM GONNA KMS I WANT A BF SO BAD BUT IM NOT HOT ENOUGH TO LEAVE MY HOUSE YET" show the same self‑deprecation and longing for acceptance the song expresses. The line "I don’t belong" mirrors their repeated statements about being unwanted, such as "I’m never finding love" and "Kill myself". Their yearning for love and fear of being rejected fits the song’s yearning for someone’s affection ("I want you to love me"). Overall the track’s mix of melancholy and yearning aligns with their frequent expressions of loneliness, identity struggles, and desire for connection.

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