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Homer Simpson fits best because this user mixes loud impulsive emotion, self-deprecation, and surprising introspection just like him. They constantly oscillate between rage and crude humor, e.g. “VAI TOMAR NO CU EU N AGUENTO MAIS BAIXAR ESSE JOGO SÓ PRA PEGAR SKIN” and “se você faz um pedido para um restaurante que está a 10 minutos de fechar espero que você sofra and morra dolorosamente e de forma lenta”, mirroring Homer’s over-the-top reactions to minor inconveniences. At the same time, they show insecure, almost hidden vulnerability and low self-esteem, like in “vivi a vida no cope de que minha autoestima era alta demais… mas parece que é o extremo oposto” and “im so lonely”, similar to Homer’s occasional honest, sad moments. Their chaotic adult life, poor impulse control with money and habits (“tô tipo uns 300 reais negativado esse mês… a guerra pro nome não sujar continua”, “feliz aniversário meus amigos não tomo banho desde 2023”) also echoes Homer’s perpetual messiness. Finally, under the crude jokes and “ragebait,” there’s a reflective streak in tweets like “Eu sou adulto; por que estou com medo de tomar decisões…?”, which is very in line with Homer’s rare but sincere moments of self-awareness.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read Faust and Dies Irae and describe themself as a "polímata" interested in "artes místicas" and abstract, self-reflective topics, which fits Introversion and Intuition more than a socially-driven, here-and-now focus. For example, they talk about decision anxiety and meta-cognition in “Eu sou adulto; por que estou com medo de tomar decisões… Estou esperando o momento de jogar a culpa nelas, certamente…”, and about their own mental patterns in “vivi a vida no cope de que minha autoestima era alta demais… mas parece que é o extremo oposto”, showing a highly introspective and analytical orientation rather than seeking external stimulation. Their humor is blunt, detached, and often dark or offensive, as in “se você faz um pedido para um restaurante que está a 10 minutos de fechar espero que você sofra e morra dolorosamente e de forma lenta” and “atacarei pessoas agora piercing no nariz te deixa absurdamente mais feio”, which aligns more with Thinking than with tactful, harmony-seeking Feeling. They show a loose, improvisational lifestyle and lack of structured planning, complaining about forgotten practicalities like “eu esqueci a geladeira semiaberta DESDE MANHÃ eu não me ajudo nem um pouco cara...” and chaotic finances in “tô tipo uns 300 reais negativado esse mês… a guerra pro nome não sujar continua”, pointing toward Perceiving over Judging. Overall, the combination of solitary introspection, abstract and philosophical interests, detached analytical self-critique, and unstructured day-to-day life is most consistent with INTP.

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Line cook by day, VN & anime critic by night. Currently juggling Fausto, Sherlock Holmes, Dies Irae and a war against my own TL & cats.– @natiori_chan

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This drink hits strong and chaotic, like someone yelling “projeto autodestruição começa hoje” while posting a smug selfie: “projeto autodestruição começa hoje”. The overproof rum is their raw, unfiltered energy and horny gremlin vibe, the same energy that writes “amo bundas e peitos amo peitos bundas e bundas peitos eu amo conjunto”. Cold brew brings the tired-but-still-fighting mood of a chronically online worker who says “não tem uma bunda que não sequei hoje” and still goes to work half-dead. Ginger beer and bitters add that mix of ragebait irony and bitterness toward apps and life, like complaining “um fator que ta me fazendo usar menos esse app é só aparecer post de 10+ horas atrás” while refusing to log off. The burnt sugar rim and cherry liqueur are the soft, sentimental core hidden under all the shitposting, the same person who admits “eu vou evoluir do nivel 10 ao nivel 100 esse ano” and “eu sinto que tô voltando com algumas práticas que eu tinha uns 3 anos atrás” while doomscrolling VN, anime, and Fausto. Finally, the skewered gummy bear is a tiny, ridiculous visual gag for someone who reads Goethe on break: “Eu lendo Fausto no intervalo do trabalho” and still tweets sobre “fundo do poço” com a mesma naturalidade com que reclama de shampoo acabando.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong streak of self-preservation and calculated cynicism that fits Slytherin more than any other house. Their default stance toward the world is combative and antagonistic, from saying “se você faz um pedido para um restaurante que está a 10 minutos de fechar espero que você sofra e morra dolorosamente e de forma lenta” to declaring a "projeto autodestruição" in a way that feels performative and image‑driven rather than purely confessional: “projeto autodestruição começa hoje”. There is clear ambition and obsession with "powering up" and winning: they write “eu vou evoluir do nivel 10 ao nivel 100 esse ano” and, more bluntly, “VENCEREI A GUERRA”, framing life as a war to be won. Their humor is sharp, often cruel or provocative, like the deliberately edgy “E S T U P R O” and “é tudo puta”, which suggests comfort with transgression to gain attention or maintain a persona. Even their reflections on others are tinged with suspicion and distrust, as in the mock relationship criteria thread “Ser sincera: impossível se mulher / Não me trair: só com outra mulher (amo lesbicas)”, pointing to a worldview where emotional safety comes from assuming the worst and staying one step ahead—very Slytherin coded. While they are introspective and read Faust and Sherlock Holmes (“Eu lendo Fausto no intervalo do trabalho”), that curiosity ultimately seems subordinated to a sardonic, survival‑oriented posture typical of Slytherin rather than the more idealistic bent of the other houses.

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A fitting song for @natiori_chan is “Bury the Light”, because it meshes edgy melodrama with self-awareness, just like their timeline. They oscillate between wanting to self-improve and embracing chaos, from “projeto autodestruição começa hoje” to “eu vou evoluir do nivel 10 ao nivel 100 esse ano”, which mirrors the song’s themes of inner conflict and relentless drive. Their mix of horny shitposting and anime brainrot — like “amo bundas e peitos amo peitos bundas e bundas peitos eu amo conjunto” and “eu sou obrigado a sobreviver esse semestre só tem anime daora saindo” — fits the over-the-top, almost memeable epicness of the track. The song’s vibe of stylish suffering and dramatic resilience also lines up with posts such as “A MELHOR COISA DO DIA É QUE ELE ACABA” and “sofrimento constrói caráter' meu caráter sendo do tamanho do burj khalifa”. Overall, Bury the Light captures their combination of irony, angst, and ‘I will power through this anyway’ energy.

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