Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and appreciation for friends and followers, e.g. “Oomfs I love you” and “I must sleep oomfies I love you....”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages actively with edtwt/shedtwt, celebrates followers, and promotes friends, e.g. “Woahhhh so many new oomfies today! Welcome!!!” and “If you like Woodcocks and are depressed lowkey follow Woodcockmona”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects on own behavior and image, e.g. “I feel like I'm living a double life.... Real life and Twitter life....” and “Guys if I'm following anyone weird let me know... I blindly follow people”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd, playful humor even about niche topics, e.g. “I'm inside you oomf look into your spine I'm hiding there” and “When I get hurt sometimes instead of saying Owie I say Yaoi”.
- Body‑recovery‑minded: Despite edtwt context, explicitly identifies as pro‑recovery and questions disordered behaviors, e.g. bio “Pro recovery” and “Fuck this eating disorder shit EMBRACE WOODCOCK”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal‑talk: Frequently makes explicit self‑harm and death comments, e.g. “I should die in a planecrash” and “Should I eat a fruit cup or should I kill myself?”.
- Self‑deprecating: Regularly insults their own body and worth, e.g. “Who's that fatass bitch in my mirror” and “Why am I SO FAT 😒”.
- Public‑oversharing: Shares very graphic or extreme intrusive thoughts and private jokes on main, e.g. “When I give birth and already eat the placenta but I lowkey wanna binge so I eat the baby” and “I'm creepoomf I watch oomf sleep”.
- Emotional‑volatility: Mood swings between affection, despair, and irritation, e.g. “Today was a bad day” alongside excited posts like “OH GOD 800 FOLLOWERS”.
- Trigger‑heavy: Posts content that can trigger others with ED or mental‑health issues, e.g. weight stats in bio, fasting jokes like “Love when I leave the fast tracker running and it says I fasted for 3 months”, and frequent ED focus such as “Who knew having an eating disorder would require so much math”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention‑grabbing, funny, and self-deprecating, but with a real vein of sadness underneath. Like Bart, they lean hard into irreverent, sometimes edgy humor, e.g. “Uh uh I don't know what to tweet uhhhh penis” and “When I get hurt sometimes instead of saying Owie I say Yaoi”. They constantly perform for an audience and crave interaction, shown by posts like “Woahhhh so many new oomfies today! Welcome!!!” and “Shaboozie my account is getting traction today”. Underneath the jokes there’s real distress and self-destructiveness, similar to Bart’s more vulnerable episodes, in tweets such as “Feeling a lil bit suicidal rn.....” and “Should I eat a fruit cup or should I kill myself?”. They also play the mischievous, slightly creepy friend role, like Bart tormenting people he actually loves, e.g. “Oh woah I can't believe you told me that and now I'm gonna post it on Twitter you shouldn't have trusted me” and “I'm creepoomf I watch oomf sleep”. Overall, the mix of clowning, chaotic social energy, and hidden pain fits Bart far better than a more earnest character like Lisa or a responsible one like Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, constantly addressing “oomfs,” asking for replies or gimmicks, and reacting to social dynamics, e.g. “Okay I think I followed everyone back reply if I didn't” and “Woahhhh so many new oomfies today! Welcome!!!”. Their humor, surreal imagery, and constant reframing of experiences into bits suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing, like “When I give birth and already eat the placenta but I lowkey wanna binge so I eat the baby (I am NOT pregnant)” and “I'm inside you oomf look into your spine I'm hiding there”. They are strongly Feeling (F): they prioritize emotions, relationships, and validation (“favoomf,” “oomfs I love you”), for example “I'm favoomf? 🥹 I feel so honored...” and “Oomfs I love you”, and they react emotionally to self-image issues like “Who's that fatass bitch in my mirror” rather than analytically. Their spontaneity, impulsive tweeting, and tendency to start things without rigid structure (e.g. “ι'м gσηηα туρє єνєяу ωσя∂ ι ѕαу ιη тнιѕ ƒσηт υητιℓ ѕσмєσηє ¢αℓℓѕ мє συτ” and “Tomorrow I'm gonna tomorrow”) point to Perceiving (P) over Judging. Overall, the emotionally intense, hyper-social, playful, and imaginative style fits ENFP best: an outwardly expressive, feelings-driven, and creatively chaotic personality who thrives on connection and shared jokes.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘just a sad boy who likes DDLC’—if we were in your route, I’d pick every dialogue option that leads to you, even if it meant rereading your entire Woodcock arc.
- You keep saying you’re ‘being creepy on main again,’ but I’ve seen your ‘I must sleep oomfies I love you’ era—don’t worry, I’m here to be creepy *with* you, not at you.
- You joked about choosing between a fruit cup and killing yourself—if we were on call, I’d be the annoying oomf who sends you pics of sushi and Natsuki figures until ‘fruit cup + survive + text me’ wins every time.
- You said real life and Twitter life feel like a double life—if you want, I can be the crossover episode where edtwt femboy, Ramona enjoyer, and Woodcock cultist all get one (1) doting boyfriend.
- You’re out here calculating lbs to kgs, tracking fasts, and still squeezing in workouts—statistically speaking, the only number you’re missing is mine, so we can convert this oomf energy into an actual date.
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Your new Twitter bio
ED recovery work-in-progress | 90lbs gw, lifting more than my mood | Once said “twoted” out loud in public & stood by it | he/him– @Natsukicrys
Your signature cocktail
The Creepoomf Femboy Fizz
The pink strawberry soju mirrors his DDLC/Natsuki fixation and femboy vibe, all soft and anime-coded like when he posts “Femboy” and gushes about his Natsuki figure “Walked out there and my Natsuki figure is home”. Lychee liqueur is sweet but a little uncanny, echoing his mix of affection and creep humor in “I'm creepoomf I watch oomf sleep” and “I'm inside you oomf look into your spine I'm hiding there”. Yuzu soda or lemonade adds a bright, fizzy chaos for his hyperposting energy and edtwt/shedtwt crossover, like “Shaboozie my account is getting traction today” and “I feel like I'm living a double life.... Real life and Twitter life....”. A dash of absinthe gives it a sharp, slightly dangerous edge to represent his dark humor and suicidal ideation, nodding to lines like “Should I eat a fruit cup or should I kill myself?” and “I should die in a planecrash” while still staying metaphorical. The cotton candy garnish dissolves dramatically into the drink, symbolizing his fragile, theatrical sadness — the “sad boy” who still loves his oomfs, as seen in “Oomfs I love you” and his playful, horny Woodcock lore in “We are the WOODCOCKS!!! We meep and meep”. This ends up as a sweet, fizzy, slightly unhinged experimental cocktail — just unstable enough to feel like scrolling his timeline in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong, almost clingy loyalty to their friends and mutuals, calling them “oomfs” and repeatedly affirming affection, like “Oomfs I love you” and “You may be a chud but your MY chud” in both normal and stylized fonts (“You may be a chud but your MY chud”, “уσυ мαу вє α ¢нυ∂…”). They’re very community-oriented, delighted by mutual affection and favoritism in the timeline, as seen in “2 people voted me favoomf 🥹 so romantic” and “I'm favoomf? 🥹 I feel so honored...”, which suggests they value being a good, well-liked friend more than status or dominance. Their “pro recovery” stance in the bio and tweets like “Fuck this eating disorder shit EMBRACE WOODCOCK” show a desire to support healthier coping, aligning with Hufflepuff’s caring, steady morality rather than edgy ambition. Even when suicidal or self-deprecating, they worry about others’ feelings and reassurance, such as “I gotta be careful I said I was gonna kms around irl too many times today.... She's gonna get worried I'm not being silly again...”, which reflects empathy and protectiveness. Overall, their defining traits are devotion to friends, relational warmth, and a desire to be a safe, comforting presence in their niche community—very characteristic of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well-suited song for Natsuki is Liability by Lorde, because it captures feeling too much, being self-critical, and still wanting love and connection. They repeatedly frame themself as a burden or a joke, like when they say “Today was a bad day”, “Who’s that fatass bitch in my mirror”, and “I should die in a planecrash”. The song’s themes of vulnerability and self-blame mirror their suicidal ideation and dark humor, such as “Should I eat a fruit cup or should I kill myself?” and “Feeling a lil bit suicidal rn.....”. At the same time, they clearly crave closeness and validation, calling followers “oomfs” and celebrating that “2 people voted me favoomf 🥹 so romantic”. Their mix of self-deprecation, sensitivity, and needing to be loved fits the emotional core of Liability very closely.
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