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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Nauka is a highly intelligent and opinionated student who often feels isolated by their unique interests, once lamenting, “i really wish i wasn't such a gross fucking whore and that i didn't have disgusting fetishes that scare off my close friends”. They share Lisa's tendency toward activism and social critique, notably correcting others on historical nuances like how “British imperialism is still ongoing and did not end in the 1800s”. Despite their intellectualism, both experience the frustrations of academic life, with Nauka complaining that “College kicking my ass bruv I fucking hate ts”. Ultimately, the user's mix of artistic passion, obsession with specific multifandom lores, and a self-aware “lil guy” persona mirrors Lisa’s complex role as the misunderstood, over-achieving outcast.

Your MBTI personality Type
Nauka exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary creative pursuits and a self-described 'lil guy' persona, often feeling isolated from 'normal people' as seen when he “blocked maybe twenty accounts because literally EVERYONE is a fucking minor”. His Intuition is clear in his heavy engagement with abstract 'AUs' and complex character tropes, such as his “yumeship Arthur Kirkland starlight tour au” and obsession with symbolic archetypes. He leans toward Feeling, processing his experiences through deep emotional reactivity and personal values, even expressing vulnerability about how his “disgusting fetishes... scare off my close friends”. Finally, his Perceiving trait is evident in his self-confessed lack of discipline, noting that “everytime i open my google doc to write i just start doing self insert porn” instead of following a structured plan.

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18 | Digital artist and college student exploring historical narratives and character design. Once lost a 20-minute video to a muted mic—now I double-check everything.– @NaukaTalia

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This cocktail is a strong, experimental mess that perfectly mirrors a user who admits, “i really wish i wasn't such a gross fucking whore and that i didn't have disgusting fetishes”. The base is an aggressive gin, nodding to their intense, non-consensual fantasies about a certain Englishman—specifically the desire to “PLEASE RAPE ME ARTHUR KIRKLAND”. It’s sweetened with maple because, despite the chaos, they remain a “certified maplechaser” devoted to Matthew Williams. The drink is finished with a 'cringe' garnish, served to anyone brave enough to handle someone who warns, “Do not be surprised if I start schizoposting about my ocs”.

Your Hogwarts House
NaukaTalia exhibits the quintessential Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and a blunt, self-serving ambition within his niche interests, often prioritizing his own desires over social norms. He displays a sharp, cunning wit and a focus on status within his subculture, as seen when he claims, “Every time my opp likes my posts my ego grows. My takes are glorious and envied by Elohlm”. His resourcefulness is further highlighted by his complex, almost Machiavellian approach to character dynamics, such as his plan for “spiritually cucking yourself by making your sona look like your f/o's brother... and then making your sona marry your f/o's dad”. Finally, his selective loyalty and self-preservation are evident in his frustration with others' opinions, as he admits to being a “coward” regarding the loss of friends over his controversial interests, yet he continues to double down on his own specific, ambitious creative visions.

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This song perfectly encapsulates Nauka’s complex relationship with trauma, lineage, and the 'gross' aspects of his identity. He frequently navigates the tension between his past and his current self-expression, notably when he reflects on how “non victims really dont understand how scary it is that someone could be so close you, to love you so much, and still choose to hurt you”. The song’s themes of inherited pain resonate with his fixation on 'problematic' dynamics and his Admission of being a “gross fucking whore” with fetishes that alienate others. Furthermore, his obsession with 'family' structures in a twisted sense, such as wanting Arthur Kirkland to “get me pregnant and Matthew should be irrationally jealous”, mirrors the song's focus on the messy, inescapable ties of a family line. Ultimately, the track suits his blend of vulnerability and dark, self-aware 'cringe' humor.

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