Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and pride about their girlfriend, like calling lesbian romance 'very good' and praising her posts in tweets such as “muito bom viver romance lésbico” and “ainda bem que minha namorada só posta conteúdo de qualidade”.
- Queer pride: Openly embraces being lesbian and non‑binary, as seen in bio 'ele/ela' and tweets like “eu amo tanto ser lésbica” and “Queria ter o build da butch nb média”.
- Humorous honesty: Uses humor to describe daily life and frustrations, e.g. joking about studying biology in “a mulher esta a 20 ANOS fazendo vestibular e ainda esta em INTRODUÇÃO a biologia” and about short hair in “cabelo super curto é um vicio”.
- Cultural awareness: Shows engagement with music, media, and politics, like referencing Fiona Apple in multiple tweets such as “amo a fiona apple, mas ela tem cara de que cozinha do jeito mais estadunidense possível tadinha” and criticizing conservatism in “essa merda é tão ridícula que parece sátira”.
- Emotionally reflective: Openly reflects on feelings and mental state, e.g. talking about wanting a diagnosis in “quero muito um diagnósticoooooooo” and trying to organize thoughts in “vou tentar a voltar a escrever com pontuação”.
Weaknesses:
- Verbal aggression: Frequently uses harsh insults toward others, including body‑shaming and demeaning language as in “odeio esse gordo rolha de poço falido porco” and “MDS QUE CARA NOJENTO INFERNO PORCO IMUNDO”.
- Suicidal ideation: Repeatedly mentions wanting to die or self‑harm in casual ways, for example “e se eu desistir de tudo e me jogar na linha do metrô em horário de pico?” and “Quero morrerrrrrrrrrr”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between intense affection and intense anger or despair, seen in loving posts about their girlfriend like “as vezes lembro que tenho namorada e fico😍🥰” contrasted with outbursts such as “veia filha da put insuportável”.
- Conflict escalation: Tends to respond to irritation with extreme language instead of de‑escalation, as in “vadia folgada n explicada nada e espera que as pessoas tenham bola de cristal” and “MDS QUE MULHER INFELIZ INSUPORTÁVEL DO CARALHO”.
- Self‑deprecation: Speaks harshly about their own life and self, like “eu odeio minha vidaaaaaaaaa” and “mds devo ser um monstro”, which can reinforce negative self‑image.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s sharp, emotionally intense, politically opinionated and very online-brain coded. This user mixes depressive / suicidal humor with self-awareness, like “e se eu desistir de tudo e me jogar na linha do metrô em horário de pico?” and “Quero morrerrrrrrrrrr”, which lines up with Lisa’s frequent existential crises. They’re passionate and principled about politics and injustice, as in “Só não me mato pq quero estar vivo para ver essa desgraça desse estado ilegítimo cair” and “tem que ser muito babaca e burro para colocar uma onda terrível de conservadorismo… no mesmo pacote que a VIRGINIA”, very Lisa-core righteous ranting. The intense lesbian love + hyperfixation on art and music, e.g. “coisas que eu à Mo minha namorada livro (singular) lesbianismo fiona apple e killing eve nessa ordem específica” and “amo a fiona apple, mas ela tem cara de que cozinha do jeito mais estadunidense possível tadinha”, feels like Lisa’s obsessive fandoms and strong queer-reading energy in modern fandom culture. Finally, the mix of tenderness and biting insults — from “eu amo tanto ser lésbica” to “mds como odeio esse homem” — maps well onto Lisa’s combination of deep empathy and ruthless judgment when she thinks someone is wrong or cruel.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: there’s no mention of parties or big friend groups, and many tweets are introspective or about their inner life, like suicidal ideation and self‑loathing (“eu quero morrer”, “eu odeio minha vidaaaaaaaaa”, “e se eu desistir de tudo e me jogar na linha do metrô em horário de pico?”), which suggests someone who processes feelings internally. They lean intuitive (N): they frequently talk in a conceptual or symbolic way, such as imagining their ideal gender expression/build (“Queria ter o build da butch nb média”) and overanalyzing songs and lyrics (“Como pode uma musica de 1996 tocar o cerne do meu ser?”). Their decision-making is clearly feeling (F)-oriented: their evaluations are value‑laden, emotional, and relational, for example centering their girlfriend and lesbian identity (“eu amo tanto ser lésbica”, “muito bom viver romance lésbico”, “as vezes lembro que tenho namorada e fico😍🥰🩷❤️⭐️🙏🏑🪄🐰😱🧡😏🥵”) and reacting viscerally to injustice (“Só não me mato pq quero estar vivo para ver essa desgraça desse estado ilegítimo cair”). Finally, they seem perceiving (P) rather than judging: they present as spontaneous and unstructured, joking about forgetting how to punctuate and wanting to “try to go back” to it (“Esqueci como pontuar e organizar meus pensamentos, então vou tentar a voltar a escrever com pontuação.”), and their timeline is full of in‑the‑moment emotional reactions rather than long‑term plans. The combination of intense inner emotional life, strong values, identity focus, and somewhat chaotic spontaneity best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘cabelo super curto é um vício’ — if I tell you I’m addicted to short-haired lesbians who love Fiona Apple and hate conservatives, is that gender affirming enough or should I cut mine shorter?
- You listed ‘minha namorada, livro (singular), lesbianismo, Fiona Apple e Killing Eve nessa ordem específica’ — plot twist: I show up as the morally dubious side character who brings you more sapphic drama *and* a second book.
- You said you love being called ‘troço e coisa’ because it feels gender affirming — can I call you ‘meu trocinho favorito’ and prove that being nonbinary and butch-coded is actually my exact type?
- You joked about throwing yourself on the metro tracks at rush hour and only staying alive to see that ‘ilegítimo estado’ fall — allow me to offer a third reason: staying long enough for us to slow dance like two butch nb characters in the most gay Fiona Apple music video ever.
- You want the ‘build da butch nb média’ and live ‘a base de sáficas’ while complaining about hit generic tweets — I’m just here applying for the role of your extremely specific timeline: zero men, maximum lesbianism, and at least 71 replays of ‘please be rude’ while we make out on a Sunday.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lesbian STEM gremlin with a Fiona Apple soundtrack. Known to overanalyze biology, undercook chicken, and complain about Spotify billing locations.– @nbcvnt
Your signature cocktail
Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a strong streak of sharp, confrontational self‑preservation and ruthless boundary‑setting that aligns more with Slytherin than the other houses. When annoyed or disrespected, they escalate fast and without restraint, like in “odeio esse gordo rolha de poço falido porco” and “MDS QUE CARA NOJENTO INFERNO PORCO IMUNDO INSUPORTÁVEL TERRIVELMENTE HORROROSO”, which suggests an instinct to attack rather than appease. Their tweets often carry a strategic, cutting social awareness, such as mocking conservative or reactionary attitudes in “tem que ser muito babaca e burro para colocar uma onda terrível de conservadorismo… no mesmo pacote que a VIRGINIA” and calling out men’s uselessness or entitlement in “sempre tem o homem para fazer o comentário que ninguém pediu”. Even their tenderness is possessive and intensely focused on their partner and queer identity, as seen in “eu amo tanto ser lésbica” and “na minha casa só vai entrar mulher (os machos podem ficar amarrados do lado de fora”, which shows an in‑group–out‑group mindset typical of Slytherin. Beneath the volatility there’s a clear drive to survive and carve out a space on their own terms—willing to be harsh, polarizing, and unapologetically protective of themselves and their people—making Slytherin the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Criminal - Fiona Apple
A well‑matched song for them is “Criminal” by Fiona Apple. They explicitly highlight how much they love Fiona Apple in multiple tweets, like “fiona apple” and “amo a fiona apple, but she looks like she cooks in the most American way possible poor thing”, and even list her among the core things they love in life in “things I love my girlfriend book (singular) lesbianism fiona apple and killing eve in that specific order”. Criminal’s mix of self-blame, messy desire, and emotional intensity fits their dramatic, darkly humorous tone, seen when they say “I want to dieeeeeeeee” and “I want to die”, as well as their chaotic romantic tweets like “I had sex” and “sometimes I remember I have a girlfriend and I’m 😍🥰🩷❤️⭐️…”. The song’s confessional, slightly unhinged energy mirrors their tendency to overshare raw feelings and intrusive thoughts, such as “what if I just give up on everything and throw myself on the subway tracks at rush hour?”. Finally, their clear attachment to sapphic desire and gender nonconformity in tweets like “I love being a lesbian so much” and “I wanted the build of the average butch nb” fits the song’s queer cult status and emotionally charged, outsider vibe.
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