
Strengths and Weaknesses

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Lisa fits best because she’s sharp, emotionally intense, politically opinionated and very online-brain coded. This user mixes depressive / suicidal humor with self-awareness, like “e se eu desistir de tudo e me jogar na linha do metrô em horário de pico?” and “Quero morrerrrrrrrrrr”, which lines up with Lisa’s frequent existential crises. They’re passionate and principled about politics and injustice, as in “Só não me mato pq quero estar vivo para ver essa desgraça desse estado ilegítimo cair” and “tem que ser muito babaca e burro para colocar uma onda terrível de conservadorismo… no mesmo pacote que a VIRGINIA”, very Lisa-core righteous ranting. The intense lesbian love + hyperfixation on art and music, e.g. “coisas que eu à Mo minha namorada livro (singular) lesbianismo fiona apple e killing eve nessa ordem específica” and “amo a fiona apple, mas ela tem cara de que cozinha do jeito mais estadunidense possível tadinha”, feels like Lisa’s obsessive fandoms and strong queer-reading energy in modern fandom culture. Finally, the mix of tenderness and biting insults — from “eu amo tanto ser lésbica” to “mds como odeio esse homem” — maps well onto Lisa’s combination of deep empathy and ruthless judgment when she thinks someone is wrong or cruel.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: there’s no mention of parties or big friend groups, and many tweets are introspective or about their inner life, like suicidal ideation and self‑loathing (“eu quero morrer”, “eu odeio minha vidaaaaaaaaa”, “e se eu desistir de tudo e me jogar na linha do metrô em horário de pico?”), which suggests someone who processes feelings internally. They lean intuitive (N): they frequently talk in a conceptual or symbolic way, such as imagining their ideal gender expression/build (“Queria ter o build da butch nb média”) and overanalyzing songs and lyrics (“Como pode uma musica de 1996 tocar o cerne do meu ser?”). Their decision-making is clearly feeling (F)-oriented: their evaluations are value‑laden, emotional, and relational, for example centering their girlfriend and lesbian identity (“eu amo tanto ser lésbica”, “muito bom viver romance lésbico”, “as vezes lembro que tenho namorada e fico😍🥰🩷❤️⭐️🙏🏑🪄🐰😱🧡😏🥵”) and reacting viscerally to injustice (“Só não me mato pq quero estar vivo para ver essa desgraça desse estado ilegítimo cair”). Finally, they seem perceiving (P) rather than judging: they present as spontaneous and unstructured, joking about forgetting how to punctuate and wanting to “try to go back” to it (“Esqueci como pontuar e organizar meus pensamentos, então vou tentar a voltar a escrever com pontuação.”), and their timeline is full of in‑the‑moment emotional reactions rather than long‑term plans. The combination of intense inner emotional life, strong values, identity focus, and somewhat chaotic spontaneity best matches INFP.

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Lesbian STEM gremlin with a Fiona Apple soundtrack. Known to overanalyze biology, undercook chicken, and complain about Spotify billing locations.– @nbcvnt

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They show a strong streak of sharp, confrontational self‑preservation and ruthless boundary‑setting that aligns more with Slytherin than the other houses. When annoyed or disrespected, they escalate fast and without restraint, like in “odeio esse gordo rolha de poço falido porco” and “MDS QUE CARA NOJENTO INFERNO PORCO IMUNDO INSUPORTÁVEL TERRIVELMENTE HORROROSO”, which suggests an instinct to attack rather than appease. Their tweets often carry a strategic, cutting social awareness, such as mocking conservative or reactionary attitudes in “tem que ser muito babaca e burro para colocar uma onda terrível de conservadorismo… no mesmo pacote que a VIRGINIA” and calling out men’s uselessness or entitlement in “sempre tem o homem para fazer o comentário que ninguém pediu”. Even their tenderness is possessive and intensely focused on their partner and queer identity, as seen in “eu amo tanto ser lésbica” and “na minha casa só vai entrar mulher (os machos podem ficar amarrados do lado de fora”, which shows an in‑group–out‑group mindset typical of Slytherin. Beneath the volatility there’s a clear drive to survive and carve out a space on their own terms—willing to be harsh, polarizing, and unapologetically protective of themselves and their people—making Slytherin the best fit.

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A well‑matched song for them is “Criminal” by Fiona Apple. They explicitly highlight how much they love Fiona Apple in multiple tweets, like “fiona apple” and “amo a fiona apple, but she looks like she cooks in the most American way possible poor thing”, and even list her among the core things they love in life in “things I love my girlfriend book (singular) lesbianism fiona apple and killing eve in that specific order”. Criminal’s mix of self-blame, messy desire, and emotional intensity fits their dramatic, darkly humorous tone, seen when they say “I want to dieeeeeeeee” and “I want to die”, as well as their chaotic romantic tweets like “I had sex” and “sometimes I remember I have a girlfriend and I’m 😍🥰🩷❤️⭐️…”. The song’s confessional, slightly unhinged energy mirrors their tendency to overshare raw feelings and intrusive thoughts, such as “what if I just give up on everything and throw myself on the subway tracks at rush hour?”. Finally, their clear attachment to sapphic desire and gender nonconformity in tweets like “I love being a lesbian so much” and “I wanted the build of the average butch nb” fits the song’s queer cult status and emotionally charged, outsider vibe.

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