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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: emotional, obsessive about their niche interests, but also critical and reflective. Like Lisa with her favorite bands and causes, this user is intensely devoted to My Chemical Romance, constantly talking about them, from longing to see them live (“nem creio que em uma semana o my chemical romance vai estar em solo brasileiro... e eu nao vou poder vivenciar tudo isso de perto”) to getting deeply emotional over livestreams and photos (“so de ver eles assim atraves de uma tela me emociona tanto imagina o que aconteceria se eu tivesse la presente”). They also balance love with criticism, just like Lisa calling out injustice, for example when they complain about show production and treatment of Latin American fans (“ridiculo esse palco minúsculo sem stage b... mcr vc é uma vergonha”, “pelo o que eu sei ser fã nao te impede de fazer criticas ne”). Their mix of horny, dark humor and intelligence mirrors Lisa’s secretly chaotic side—seen in tweets like “eu vou gozar nas calças” and “to com tanto tesao nesse video” contrasted with thoughtful life comments like “to vivendo em prol da nostalgia esses dias... é tao bom redescobrir”. Their goth/emo aesthetic and strong opinions make them feel like an alternate-universe, scene-kid Lisa who grew up on Tumblr instead of in Springfield Elementary.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they constantly reference their private life and feelings rather than in‑person socializing, and even separate spaces with a priv account mentioned in their bio, suggesting they value controlled intimacy over wide exposure. Their feed is dominated by internal emotional reactions to music and fictional/celebrity figures rather than descriptions of going out or leading social scenes, for example their intense, solitary parasocial focus in “eu te amo tanto my chemical romance” and “foi dormir pensando no show e acordei pensando no show”. They are clearly Intuitive (N): they quickly turn concrete things into ideas, fantasies, and symbolism instead of staying on practical details, like manifesting specific vibes at shows in “manifestando ela assim bem piranha e freaky nos dois dias de show aqui em fevereiro 🙏” and dramatizing small visuals into big meanings in “so de ver eles assim atraves de uma tela me emociona tanto imagina o que aconteceria se eu tivesse la presente”. They come across as Feeling (F) in how they prioritize emotional reactions, aesthetics, and moral stances over logic or data, for instance their value‑laden wish in “quero tanto que eles voltem a lutar contra a homofobia em todos os shows agora” and their raw emotional language in “ELES TOCARAM SING E EU NAO VI 😭😭😭😭”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than J: they complain about delays, drift with moods, and live in anticipation rather than in structured plans, as seen in “a loja ta demorando muito pra fazer meus bottons façam e enviem logo eu quero agora!!!” and their spontaneous, highly reactive style in “O QUE É ISSO MCR ACABEI DE ACORDAR”. Taken together—emotional intensity, fantasy‑heavy fandom, moral focus, and a fluid, unstructured lifestyle—INFP fits them best.

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Brazilian MCR historian in training. Once designed 300 buttons instead of studying. Here for setlists, stage rants & mild chaos, not your fave’s PR.– @necromancerss_

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is jet‑black and dramatic, matching the cemetery-chic vibe of “life is but a dream for the dead” from their bio and their location “Cemitério.” Black vodka and activated charcoal give it that gothic, funereal aesthetic while nodding to their obsession with MCR tour visuals and uniforms, like “o uniforme com corset vou explodir” and “eles tao com os uniformes originais 😭”. Blood orange juice adds a sweet-but-bitter edge, mirroring how they can worship the band and still rant, as in “pelo o que eu sei ser fã nao te impede de fazer criticas ne” and “ai desculpa se isso for reclamar de barriga cheia mas ridiculo esse palco minúsculo”. The espresso shot represents their high-energy, slightly unhinged fangirl mode, screaming over setlists and livestreams like “COMEÇOUUUU” and “foi dormir pensando no show e acordei pensando no show”. Finally, cherry liqueur is there for the unabashed thirst and horny humor that runs through their timeline, from “eu vou gozar nas calças” to “bem que um frank iero da era prorev todo suado poderia aparecer aqui na minha casa especificamente na minha cama” and “imagina lamber esse suvaco suado 🤤🤤🤤”. Strong, dark, a little chaotic and very sweet—this is a drink that would absolutely stay up all night watching grainy MCR lives and screaming at gringos like in “odeio tantos os fãs gringos de mcr por favor explodam que povo chatoooo”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong Slytherin streak through their bluntness, self‑preservation, and willingness to criticize what they love. They’re very direct about conflict and prefer handling things head‑on, as seen in “pra que ficar de indireta se vc pode ir na minha dm e falar logo comigo”. They’re unafraid to call out their own fave band and its fandom when they think something is unfair or subpar, like “ai desculpa se isso for reclamar de barriga cheia mas ridiculo esse palco minúsculo sem stage b e sem as interações…” and “pelo o que eu sei ser fã nao te impede de fazer criticas ne”, which shows a calculating, standards‑driven mindset. Their harsh takes on others, such as “odeio tantos os fãs gringos de mcr por favor explodam que povo chatoooo”, align more with Slytherin’s sharp, us‑vs‑them attitude than with Hufflepuff’s kindness or Ravenclaw’s detachment. At the same time, they are passionate and strategic about their obsessions (organizing custom buttons, planning for shows), reflecting ambition and focused devotion typical of Slytherin rather than the more reckless heroism of Gryffindor.

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The song Helena fits them because it blends grief, melodrama, and theatrical goth aesthetics, just like their whole vibe of “life is but a dream for the dead” in their bio and location set to “Cemitério.” Their obsessive, emotional attachment to MCR shows up constantly, like when they say “eu te amo tanto my chemical romance” and “nem creio que em uma semana o my chemical romance vai estar em solo brasileiro... e eu nao vou poder vivenciar tudo isso de perto”. The dramatic, almost self-destructive tone of the lyrics mirrors their posts like “vou me matar agora mesmo .” and “vou me degolar”, which they use in a very theatrical, emo way rather than literal. Helena’s themes of mourning and devotion align with how they get emotional just watching livestreams, as in “so de ver eles assim atraves de uma tela me emociona tanto imagina o que aconteceria se eu tivesse la presente”. The song’s iconic place in emo culture also fits their nostalgia and identity as a deeply invested MCR fan, seen in tweets like “eu te amo tanto my chemical romance” and their constant tour commentary.

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