NecroSassano
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His devotion to bands and live shows, for example 'Descanse em paz, Dime.' and 'Adivinha quem vai ver o Twiztid dia 30', shows intense commitment to music culture.
- Honest: He frequently admits flaws and calls things as he sees them — 'tenho que parar de ser babaca' and blunt commentary like 'que frescura' — rather than playing pretend.
- Witty: Many short, punchy tweets and mockery such as 'Resumo dos comentários ... VOCÊ É CHATO E ODEIA DIVERSÃO' reveal a sharp, comedic timing.
- Nostalgic: Statements like 'Eu queria voltar no tempo pra ouvir esse álbum denovo' show strong emotional memory and love for past music experiences.
- Loyal: He spoils and defends close things — 'com a minha gata beth' and protective resentments toward favorite bands — pointing to devotion to people and tastes he values.
Weaknesses:
- Abrupt: Frequent aggressive lines like 'Explodam esse país com todos os cidadãos dentro' indicate a tendency to be shocking and escalate quickly.
- Confrontational: He often attacks or trolls others: 'Que tweet cabaço da porra' and calling out blocks with 'é sempre assim, quando perde o argumento, dá block'.
- Impulsive: Short reactive posts and desire to do things 'before I die' — 'Eu ainda vou jogar manhunt 2 antes de morrer' — show spur‑of‑the‑moment impulses rather than planning.
- Polarizing: Strong lists of hated bands and provocative statements like 'União do ódio' make him likely to split audiences instead of conciliating them.
- Crude: Frequent profanity and edgy jokes — for instance 'lester the molester' and many blunt insults — limit broadened appeal and can alienate people.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the best Simpsons match: mischievous, loud, irreverent and always pushing boundaries, just like Sassano’s tweets full of insults, pranks and shock humor. Lines like 'que frescura' and prankish glee when mocking other communities mirror Bart’s constant rule‑breaking and love of chaos. Both are teenagers at heart — crass, loyal to their crew of friends, and delighted to stir up trouble.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
ESTP fits him: extraverted and in‑the‑moment (many short, reactive tweets like 'que frescura' and real‑time concert excitement 'Adivinha quem vai ver o Twiztid dia 30'); sensing and action‑oriented (sensory attachments to live music, sweets and immediate experiences: 'adoro doce bala e chiclete'); thinking and blunt in judgment ('Que tweet cabaço da porra'); perceiving and impulsive ('Eu ainda vou jogar manhunt 2 antes de morrer', 'tenho que parar de ser babaca'). These quotes show a direct, thrill‑seeking communicator who prefers action and immediate expression over long theorizing.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were a Twiztid setlist, I'd wait in line all night — and I already bought gummy candy for us both.
- Your vibe is harsher than my worst hot take, and that's saying something — want to grab a soda and then roast a band together?
- I might be 'babaca' sometimes, but I'll fight a mosh pit for your front‑row spot — care for a risky date?
- You and my cat Beth would get along — she loves candy and chaos. Coffee and candy for three?
- I’d let you pick the concert and the minoxidil stockpile — call it compromise (and I'll bring the Swiss Army knife my sister promised).
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Your new Twitter bio
Rude music nerd from the 'Depths Of Hell' — survivor of mosh pits, Twiztid shows & bad takes. I roast trends, love old albums, spoil my cat, and admit 'tenho que parar de ser babaca'. Tweets: blunt, messy, honest.– @NecroSassano
Your signature cocktail
The Sassano Smash
A rough, sweet and punchy drink: dark rum for the heavy, metallic backbone he loves, black cherry syrup for a little theatrical blood‑red nihilism, lime to cut the sweetness like his sarcasm, and ginger ale for fizz and mischief. The gummy garnish nods to 'adoro doce bala e chiclete' and the whole thing is slightly messy and unapologetic, much like his tweets and concert behavior.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits him for the mix of cunning, self‑preservation and willingness to use harsh words to get a reaction. His provocation 'Explodam esse país com todos os cidadãos dentro' and strategic trolling like 'Resumo dos comentários ... VOCÊ É CHATO' show a take‑no‑prisoners approach. He’s competitive and protective of his tastes — the 'União do ódio' list and defending music choices — which is more Slytherin than Gryffindor bravado or Ravenclaw detachment. He’s aware of his flaws too ('tenho que parar de ser babaca'), which is a pragmatic Slytherin trait.
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Killing in the Name - Rage Against The Machine
Given his explicit comparison 'Black Pantera é que nem Rage Against The Machine, a música é ruim mas a mensagem é boa' and his anti‑establishment snark, RATM’s aggressive, political anthem mirrors his mix of anger, moral outrage, and appreciation for message over melodic softness.
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