Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly acknowledges complex feelings about growing up and nostalgia, e.g. “we'll never be those kids again” and reflecting on her 12-year-old self vs 21-year-old self “eu com 21 sendo adulta e eu com 12 fã do fx”.
- Socially-critical: Questions platforms and systems instead of blaming tools, e.g. critiquing the idea of deleting Discord because criminals use it “como se a culpa fosse do aplicativo… vcs são burros”, and calling out labor/income logic “quanto mais vc depende mais vc tem que se humilhar por emprego”.
- Protective-caring: Shows strong protective instincts toward family, e.g. “eu chorava todos os dias levando minha irma pequena pra escola… sempre será meu maior medo”.
- Passionate-fan: Engages deeply with games, music, and series, from Genshin and Honkai posts “KIANA KASLANA VC TA POR AQUI”, to Frank Ocean and Prince references “only want to see you laughing in the purple rainnnn” and “nunca ouvi frank ocean com tanto pesar assim”.
- Humorous-ironic: Uses humor and irony even when annoyed or upset, e.g. mocking contradictions in men’s behavior “eu finjo que nao percebo” and joking about trading someone for “10 frangos” “eu trocaria a nefer por 10 frangos”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive-talk: Frequently expresses suicidal ideation and hopelessness, e.g. “q depressao pqp vou me matar sensacao lixo nao sai nunca de mim” and “qnd vc ta doido pra se matar mas ta esperando mensagem”.
- Severe-self-doubt: Expresses feeling unlovable and permanently rejected, e.g. “ninguém me ama nunca vao amar” and describing life as overwhelmingly hard “viver é tao difícil”.
- Harsh-expression: Uses very aggressive language toward others, e.g. “toma no cu seu lixo ruim do carai” and “quero que vcs todos morram”, which can escalate conflict.
- Unstable-coping: Mentions mania, addictive patterns, and difficulty managing impulses, e.g. “to numa crise de mania 30 republicados por minuto no tiktok” and cycling with smoking/vaping “oficialmente curada dessa merda de vicio fui inventar de experimentar um hoje”.
- Persistent-rumination: Replays painful memories and attachments, like not being able to listen to a favorite song after dedicating it to someone “qnd tu dedica sua musica favorita da vida pra alguem e agora não consegue mais ouvir sem pensar” and repeatedly returning to depressive themes.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson most: smart, introspective, and politically/opinionated. Like Lisa, they’re openly critical of injustice and hypocrisy, e.g. pushing back on blaming platforms instead of criminals in “acho tao funny como certos criminosos usavam discord...”, criticizing colonialism in “como que esse tuite me aparece depois de eu ver um tiktok desse cara falando sobre como ele ama a colonização de portugal...”, and calling out Trump’s fascism in “falei pro meu pai que o trump era pedofilo e nao merecia ser aplaudido...”. They’re also very emotionally self-aware, often expressing anxiety and depressive feelings in tweets like “q depressao pqp vou me matar sensacao lixo nao sai nunca de mim” and “viver é tao difícil”, which fits Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and overthinking. At the same time, they’re deeply into media, games, and music in a very fan-ish, slightly obsessive way—Frank Ocean, k‑pop, Genshin, Supernatural—similar to how Lisa fixates on her causes and interests, as in “nunca ouvi frank ocean com tanto pesar assim antes...” and “N AGUENTAVA MAIS VER SUPERNATURAL DEPOIS QUE O CASTIEL FOI DE BASE...”. The mix of idealism, sharp social commentary, emotional volatility, and nerdy passions makes Lisa the best overall match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they focus on personal inner states (anxiety, depression, nostalgia) and solitary media like games and shows rather than parties or big social scenes, e.g. reflecting on growing up from a 12-year-old f(x) fan to an adult in “me sinto igual a cena da mulher girando e a criança na frente dela eu com 21 sendo adulta e eu com 12 fã do fx” and drowning themselves in Final Fantasy in “acordei querendo jogar final fantasy”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive, focused on meanings and patterns rather than concrete details—she generalizes about tech blame in “acho tao funny como certos criminosos usavam discord ai as pessoas falam que o discord tem que ser excluído... se n existisse discord fariam no skype... vcs são burros” and turns songs into emotional symbols in “dou voltas e voltas na vida e eu sempre acabo nessa música é incrivel”. She is clearly Feeling-oriented: her judgments are driven by emotional and moral reactions—rage at injustice in “ou seja quanto mais vc depende mais vc tem que se humilhar por emprego e isso é o certo muito bom saber”, despair in “q depressao pqp vou me matar sensacao lixo nao sai nunca de mim”, and deep attachment to people and music in “qnd tu dedica sua musica favorita da vida pra alguem e agora não consegue mais ouvir sem pensar”. Her lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than Judging: she reacts moment-to-moment, swings moods quickly, and jokes about manic scrolling in “to numa crise de mania 30 republicados por minuto no tiktok”, and she doesn’t present herself as structured or planned, instead improvising around games, shows, and study stress like in “infelizmente terei que estar entrando no studytwt pra roubar conteúdos e pdfs gratuitos de estudo pra vestibular”. Taken together—intensely emotional, idealistic moral stances, introspective loneliness, heavy attachment to fictional worlds and music, and a flexible, somewhat chaotic day-to-day approach—she most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said anywhere can be paradise as long as you have the will to live — so if we queue Genshin abyss or a Valorant Ascent marathon together, does that automatically turn our lobby into heaven or do I still need to bring snacks?
- You, at 21, still feeling like your 12-year-old f(x) stan self… if you want, I can be the adult supervision who screams the lightstick chants with you and pretends we’re ‘those kids again’.
- You lost Columbina on pity 71, is hard-stuck on guaranteed pity 81, and still suffering with talents needing weekly mats — statistically speaking, after all that RNG trauma, the universe owes you at least one guaranteed 5★ situationship: me.
- You said you’d never cry to a Frank Ocean song and then immediately started hearing Blonde in a whole new, sad way after dedicating your favorite song to someone… I promise if you ever dedicate a track to me, I’ll spend the rest of my life making sure it never turns into a playlist you can’t listen to.
- You’re out here watching Castiel die, come back, get lost in Purgatory, raging at BBB, farming vestibular PDFs, and still beating Clash Royale whales with a level 12 tower — if you can survive all that, I strongly believe you can tank one more thing: me asking you out.
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Your new Twitter bio
Final Fantasy at dawn, Genshin at midnight. Once dedicated my favorite song to someone and now it’s market-closed permanently. Opinions, games, and exams.– @necrowfia
Your signature cocktail
Paradise Queue (Final Fantasy & Gacha Edition)
This drink is built like their timeline: chaotic, dramatic, and strangely comforting. The smoky mezcal nods to the eternal love-hate with smoking and Camel debates, from coughing after trying one again to proudly declaring a comeback with Camel menta, as in “sensacao pior que a morte so arrepios negativos eu e meu camel menta estamos de volta a todo vapor” and “valha meu deus mo tempao sem pod to oficialmente curada dessa merda de vicio fui inventar de experimentar um hoje tossi igual desgraçada o camel nunca me causaria tal mal”. The energy drink reduction with mint captures their gamer grind and manic study/midnight scroll energy, from wanting to play Final Fantasy in bed to Genshin pity pain and TikTok mania, like “acordei querendo jogar final fantasy”, “acabou a felicidade no genshin mesmo perdi a columbina no pity 71 e agora tô no garantido pity 81 e nada ainda .”, and “to numa crise de mania 30 republicados por minuto no tiktok”. Sour cherry liqueur stands in for the heartbreak, anxiety, and fatalistic romanticism threaded through their tweets, like “qnd tu dedica sua musica favorita da vida pra alguem e agora não consegue mais ouvir sem pensar” and “ninguém me ama nunca vao amar”, as well as the blunt darkness of “q depressao pqp vou me matar sensacao lixo nao sai nunca de mim”. A splash of espresso honors their late-night existentialism and grind—vestibular study heists and life being “too hard,” as in “viver é tao difícil” and “infelizmente terei que estar entrando no studytwt pra roubar conteúdos e pdfs gratuitos de estudo pra vestibular”. Finally, the purple glitter sugar rim is for the nostalgic, K‑pop/alt-pop/fandom side—fx stanning versus their 12-year-old self, Frank Ocean/Prince melodrama, Supernatural, and gamer aesthetics, like “me sinto igual a cena da mulher girando e a criança na frente dela eu com 21 sendo adulta e eu com 12 fã do fx”, “only want to see you laughing in the purple rainnnn”, and “NOD KRAI EH O PEAK DO GENSHIN IMPACT”. This is a strong, bittersweet, slightly unhinged cocktail: the kind of drink you nurse while queueing for a match, crying over a Frank Ocean track you swear you’d never cry to, and insisting that anywhere can be paradise—as long as you still have one more life, one more pull, or one more episode of Supernatural.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a pattern of strong, sometimes reckless emotional honesty and a tendency to confront things head‑on, which aligns most with Gryffindor. They openly vent intense feelings about life and suicidality, for example in “q depressao pqp vou me matar sensacao lixo nao sai nunca de mim” and “qnd vc ta doido pra se matar mas ta esperando mensagem”, reflecting impulsive emotional courage rather than reserved self‑protection. They’re also willing to call out perceived stupidity or injustice very directly, like in “acho tao funny como certos criminosos usavam discord... se n existisse discord fariam no skype... sei la vcs são burros” and when criticizing colonization discourse in “como que esse tuite me aparece depois de eu ver um tiktok desse cara falando sobre como ele ama a colonização de portugal no brasil...”. Even in personal relationships they lean into drama and confrontation, as seen in “sensacao pior que a morte so arrepios negativos eu e meu camel menta estamos de volta a todo vapor” and “qnd tu dedica sua musica favorita da vida pra alguem e agora não consegue mais ouvir sem pensar”, showing a flair for intensity rather than calm stability. While there are hints of loyalty and overthinking, the dominant traits are emotional boldness, bluntness, and a willingness to stand strongly in their opinions, which are quintessentially Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Ribs - Lorde
The song Ribs by Lorde fits them because it captures that mix of nostalgia, anxiety, and growing up that shows up constantly in their timeline. They literally echo the song’s core feeling of lost youth with posts like “we'll never be those kids again” and jokes about being 21 versus their 12-year-old self, as in “me sinto igual a cena da mulher girando e a criança na frente dela eu com 21 sendo adulta e eu com 12 fã do fx”. Their repeated comments about how hard living is, like “viver é tao difícil” and “q depressao pqp vou me matar sensacao lixo nao sai nunca de mim”, mirror the song’s vulnerable fear of the future and of time passing. At the same time, they clearly cling to music and fandom as emotional anchors, constantly looping certain tracks and artists and saying things like “dou voltas e voltas na vida e eu sempre acabo nessa música é incrivel”, which matches how Ribs feels like returning to an emotional home. Their bio, “anywhere can be paradise, so long as you have the will to live.”, also resonates with the song’s attempt to find something tender and beautiful in the middle of growing pains and dread.
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