nedwardluddus
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user’s mix of gleeful provocation, juvenile insult humor, and chaotic politics is closest to Bart Simpson. Like Bart, they seem to enjoy trolling and shocking people with deliberately inflammatory lines like “Fucking retard alert.” and “Cry bitch”. Their taste for edgy, boundary‑pushing sexual and racial jokes echoes Bart’s bratty instinct to say the one thing that will most reliably get a rise out of adults, as in “Gay sex is inherently gay rape, it is not possible to consent to homosexual intercourse.” and “Who has ever benefited from the knowledge, education or labor of a black person?”. At the same time, there is a weirdly earnest ideological streak beneath the mischief—pro‑Communist and pro‑worker sentiments like “RISE UP WORKERS. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS.” mirror Bart’s occasional, surprising moments of sincerity and rebellion against authority for a cause. The overall vibe is of a permanently online, older Bart: irreverent, antagonistic, and constantly pushing buttons for both laughs and politics.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They come across as highly outward‑facing and confrontational, frequently addressing and provoking others, which fits Extraversion more than a withdrawn style — for example, directly attacking political actors and groups in tweets like “ACP/Hazites are increasingly retarded.” and “Dude fell off hard. Completely indistinguishable with the so called leftists he criticized so much. Absolute retard.”. Their focus is strongly ideological and macro‑political rather than concrete sensory detail, discussing communism, tariffs, immigration, and world history in abstract, generalized terms, as in “The United Nations has been the most effective anti peace mechanism in modern history.” and “The First World War was actually a pretty good and just war.”, pointing to Intuition. The tone is consistently analytical, harsh, and rule‑oriented, relying on blunt evaluations rather than empathy (and often using slurs), which strongly suggests Thinking over Feeling, as seen in “Who has ever benefited from the knowledge, education or labor of a black person?” and “Seriously more crimes need to be punished with execution. Arson, car theft, etc.”. Their tweets show a preference for strong, decisive judgments and clear positions on policy and ideology (public executions, immigration bans, tariffs, bail abolition framed in absolute terms), indicative of Judging, e.g. “We should only allow Asian and south asian immigrants. Complete ban on all others. Also only non Muslim ones.” and “Resume public hangings.”. The combination of outspoken, combative engagement with others (E), big‑picture ideological framing (N), hardline logical or pseudo‑logical stances (T), and decisive, prescriptive assertions about how society should be run (J) is most consistent with ENTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re a Cambodian Israeli proletarian hero who loves tariffs, the Jones Act, and Capital vol. 1—are you also a central planner? Because somehow all my long‑term emotional investments are reallocating toward you.
- You said, “The First World War was actually a pretty good and just war.” If we’d been there, we’d have signed a separate peace, ignored all great‑power politics, and focused entirely on the two-front campaign of you, me, and that new Capital translation on your nightstand.
- You tweeted that being white in the American communist party is ‘bad’ because it’s a party of foreigners—lucky for me, my main allegiance is to whatever internationalist project involves you, a quiet evening, and us seizing the means of reproduction (of dates, obviously).
- You’re out here defending public hangings, execution for car theft, and bail abolition in the same timeline; clearly you understand dialectics—how do you feel about the contradiction of me wanting to ‘expel Mexicans’ from America but also immigrate permanently into your DMs?
- You stand by Destiny, love tariffs and Yoon Suk-yeol, and still tweet ‘Communism forever’—ideologically you’re chaos, but emotionally you’re very consistent: every post just reinforces my five-year plan to collectivize our loneliness into a joint venture.
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Cambodian-Israeli contrarian in Langley. Reads Marx, loves tariffs, argues with everyone, still wonders why Stuart Little robbed his Christmas tree.– @nedwardluddus
Your signature cocktail
The Proletarian Hangman Highball
Overproof dark rum stands in for the aggressive, uncompromising energy of tweets like “RISE UP WORKERS. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS.” and “Communism forever”, giving the drink a strong, punchy base. A bitter aperitif like Campari reflects their harsh, often caustic tone toward opponents in posts such as “ACP/Hazites are increasingly retarded.” and “The families of the Oct 7 hostages are the dumbest people.”. Tamarind syrup adds a tangy, Southeast Asian twist echoing the Cambodian side of their identity in the bio and their fascination with Khmer propaganda in “How come Khmer propaganda makes them look so cool”. Fresh lime juice brings sharp acidity, matching the cutting sarcasm of lines like “It’s over for America. A” and “The First World War was actually a pretty good and just war.”. A top of soda water lightens the glass, hinting at the occasional introspective or lonely notes behind the bluster in tweets such as “I am alone” and the wistful literary mood of “Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved! That is the only reality in the world...”. This cocktail is strong, bitter, and a bit strange—classic highball bones with experimental, geopolitical chaos, just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
Their bio frames them as a militant leftist – “Cambodian Israeli | 🇰🇭🇮🇱🇷🇺 | Proletarian Hero.” – and they repeatedly use revolutionary rhetoric like “RISE UP WORKERS. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS.”, which mirrors the song’s anti-establishment fury. Tweets such as “Communism forever” and their critiques of left groups like “ACP = DSA They do the same things.” show the same mix of radical politics and contempt for what they see as watered-down activism that Rage channels. They’re openly hostile and confrontational — calling others “retarded” and saying “Fuck you” or “Cry bitch” — fitting the song’s aggressive tone and repeated screamed refusals. Their interest in harsh punishment and public spectacle, as with “Resume public hangings.”, adds to the overall combative, rage-filled energy that Killing in the Name embodies. The song’s blend of revolutionary politics, anger at institutions, and unapologetically hostile delivery aligns closely with the persona they project across their timeline.
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