Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly names and reflects on feelings like sadness and emptiness in tweets such as “این غم منو میکشه” and “همه چیز اوکیه ولی اصلا حالم خوب نیس”.
- Loyal_friend: Shows deep attachment and remembrance for others, like honoring lost girls in “سوگند به خون همرهانم…” and saying “یلدای عزیزم یاد تو همیشه در قلبم زندست🩶”.
- Protective_person: Warns other girls about safety and boundaries in “دخترا … نود نفرستید به کسی راحت اعتماد نکنید” and defends herself against unfair backlash in “ایمپرشنش مال اون شد فحشش مال من…”.
- Humorous_candid: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor in tweets like “یه عکس از دوستای دبیرستانم دیدم و فهمیدم حتی در روند داف شدن هم شکست خوردم” and “مغزم بعد از هر فروپاشی روانی : (تر بزن تو موهات)”.
- Reflective_thinker: Shares short life lessons, e.g. “بچه ها وابستگی خیلی بده دلبسته باشید اما وابسته نه”, “فراموش کردن سخته ولی شدنیه”, and “واسه خودت تلاش کن کسی قرار نیست بهت احساس کافی بودن بده”.
Weaknesses:
- Pessimistic_outlook: Bio “we where born to die..” plus tweets like “هیچی دائمی نیست تموم میشه همش:)” and “تقریبا همشون ناامیدم کردن” show a strongly negative worldview.
- Emotional_exhaustion: Frequently mentions being tired or overwhelmed, such as “خستم از اینکه عصبیم و عصبیم از اینکه خستم” and stress around exams in “دیگه از استرس پنیک نمیکنم دیگه حالم خوبه”.
- Trust_issues: Expresses disappointment in others and fake friendships in “تقریبا همشون ناامیدم کردن”, “چه دوستیای فیکی اثماییل”, and “دوست صمیمی داشتید که پشت سرتون حرف نزده باشه؟”.
- Harsh_expression: Uses aggressive insults and profanity when angry, as in “تا نظرتونو بکنم تو کونتون کصکشا”, which can escalate conflicts and hurt others unnecessarily.
- Self-worth_doubts: Tweets imply feeling unloved or insufficient, like “دختری که باباش دوسش نداشته باشه رو هیچ کس قرار نیست دوست داشته باشه..” and comparing herself negatively in “حتی در روند داف شدن هم شکست خوردم”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: sensitive, introspective, politically aware, and often weighed down by feeling too much. Their mix of melancholy and reflection in posts like “این غم منو میکشه” and “تقریبا همشون ناامیدم کردن” mirrors Lisa’s tendency toward existential sadness despite functioning well on the surface. Like Lisa’s moral seriousness and activism, they speak up about social and political issues, for example honoring protest victims in “سوگند به خون همرهانم، از راه رفته برنگردم...” and posts about Mahsa Amini. At the same time, they show thoughtfulness about relationships and boundaries, as in “بچه ها وابستگی خیلی بده دلبسته باشید اما وابسته نه” and “واسه خودت تلاش کن کسی قرار نیست بهت احساس کافی بودن بده”, which fits Lisa’s self-respect and emotional intelligence. Their dark humor and overthinking—“خستم از اینکه عصبیم و عصبیم از اینکه خستم”—also align with Lisa’s mix of angst, wit, and maturity beyond her years.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E) because they are highly expressive, openly ranting, joking and engaging with an implied audience, e.g. the very social tone of “بچه ها شما تاحالا دوست صمیمی داشتید که پشت سرتون حرف نزده باشه؟” and the direct address in “بچه ها زایمان جدا سخته لطفا دستبوس مادراتون باشید💘”. Their focus is more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: they often speak in abstract, generalized reflections about life, pain, and meaning such as “بنظرم سخت ترین قسمت زندگی اونجاست که دلتنگ روزایی میشی که دیگه نمیاد.” and the existential bio “we where born to die..”, rather than concrete step-by-step details. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, judging situations by emotional impact and relationships, for example in “راست میگفت دختری که باباش دوسش نداشته باشه رو هیچ کس قرار نیست دوست داشته باشه..” and “واسه خودت تلاش کن کسی قرار نیست بهت احساس کافی بودن بده”, and their anger is very value-driven in “تا نظرتونو بکنم تو کونتون کصکشا”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they tweet about stress, emotional chaos and last‑minute coping rather than strict planning, as in “دارم دوران عجیبی از زندگیمو سپری میکنیم همه چیز اوکیه ولی اصلا حالم خوب نیس هیچی بهم حال نمیده” and the playful chaos of “خرلخرللزرلحرحلحرلرلحداحدجادجادجادجاجداجادنجلبفعبدزیثث۴فبخببب شب به اون چشمات خواب نرسهههههه 🙏🏽”. The mix of intense feelings, idealistic/poetic language around justice and loss (“سوگند به خون همرهانم، از راه رفته برنگردم تا روز کوچ قاصبان🖤”; “کارما رو جدی بگیرید”), and spontaneous humor fits the energetic, emotionally expressive, values‑driven and somewhat scattered pattern typical of ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said, “we were born to die”… but the way you tweet about Yalda, Hananeh, and Mahsa makes it feel more like we were born to remember and fight. If we ever go on a date, I’m bringing flowers and a protest sign, just in case.
- You baked cake at 4:30 a.m. while saying even cows wouldn’t be awake — I volunteer as the official taste‑tester for all your insomnia recipes. Payment: one honest compliment for every slice of زردآلو cake.
- You said a girl whose dad doesn’t love her won’t be loved by anyone… yet your whole timeline proves you love harder than most people live. I don’t want to fix that sentence; I just want to be the annoying proof that it’s wrong.
- You regretted not watching Vikings earlier; as a late‑arrival fan, can I be your personal Ragnar? I promise less raiding, more raiding the fridge at 2 a.m. after binge‑watching one more episode.
- You joke about failing at “داف شدن” and surviving panic before exams, but you’re juggling uni art, family drama, and existential tweets like a pro. I don’t need you to be a ‘baddie’—I just want front-row seats to whatever chapter you write next.
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Art student surviving deadlines, late-night Chavoshi, and Viking reruns. Loyal to my people, soft for my mom, loud on justice.– @Neegaaan
Your signature cocktail
Born-to-Die Blackberry Storm
This cocktail starts dark and dramatic with blackberry and lime, echoing the bio “we where born to die..” and the heavy mood in “این غم منو میکشه”. Strong black tea brings that wired, overthinking student energy from “این باشه تا روزی که امتحان کوفتیش تموم شه و بیام بگم دیگه شب کابوس نمیبینم دیگه از استرس پنیک نمیکنم دیگه حالم خوبه =) ”. A hit of apricot liqueur is for the chaotic 3 a.m. domestic goddess who says “گاو الان بیدار نیس اون وقت من دارم کیک زرد آلو میپزم😮💨”. The sea salt and bitters represent the tough-love, foul-mouthed honesty of “باز یکی از توییت من شات گرفت... تا نظرتونو بکنم تو کونتون کصکشا” and the disappointments in “تقریبا همشون ناامیدم کردن”. Finally, the soft foam on top is the protective layer over a sentimental heart that still says “شاید نتونم بگم ولی هم دوستت دارم هم تا ابد قهرمانمی” and carries the memory in “یلدای عزیزم یاد تو همیشه در قلبم زندست🩶”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows strong Gryffindor-style courage and a readiness to confront others directly. Politically and morally, they openly swear an oath not to back down from the path of their fallen peers in a very defiant, martyr-like tone: “سوگند به خون همرهانم، از راه رفته برنگردم تا روز کوچ قاصبان🖤 #حنانه_کیا #یلدا_آقافضلی #سارینا_اسماعیل_زاده”, and they have earlier posts mourning and honoring Mahsa Amini that frame injustice in stark moral terms: “که شاید مرحمی باشد گوشه ایی از غصه هایم را... #مهسا_امینی #MahsaAmini” and “در این وارونگی هاآسوده بخواب که جرمت زن بودن بود و بس #مهسا_امینی #مهسا_امینی_را_کشتند”. Their impulsive, confrontational streak is also very Gryffindor: when people screenshot their tweets, they go on a profane rant about calling them out directly under their own tweet so they can answer face-to-face: “باز یکی از توییت من شات گرفت ایمپرشنش مال اون شد فحشش مال من ... زیر توییت خودم بگید تا نظرتونو بکنم تو کونتون کصکشا”. They show a protective instinct and willingness to warn others bluntly, e.g., telling girls not to trust people or send nudes after recent incidents: “دخترا همین اتفاقات اخیر باعث شد دلم بخاد بهتون تذکر بدم نود نفرستید به کسی راحت اعتماد نکنید”. Finally, even their self-deprecating and emotional posts are framed in a dramatic, heart-on-sleeve way—"we were born to die" in the bio and declarations like “دارم دوران عجیبی از زندگیمو سپری میکنیم همه چیز اوکیه ولی اصلا حالم خوب نیس هیچی بهم حال نمیده”—which fits the passionate, intense emotional style typical of Gryffindor rather than the more reserved Ravenclaw or calculated Slytherin.
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Born to Die - Lana Del Rey
The song Born to Die matches them perfectly starting from the bio, which bluntly says "we where born to die..", echoing the song’s central fatalistic line "we were born to die." Their mix of deep sadness and romantic intensity fits the melancholic, dramatic tone of the track, like when they write “این غم منو میکشه” (“this sorrow is killing me”) and “یادم باشه دیگه دوستت نداشته باشم”. The song’s themes of broken love and emotional volatility resonate with tweets about betrayal and disappointment, such as “تقریبا همشون ناامیدم کردن” and “چه دوستیای فیکی اثماییل”. At the same time, they carry a sense of loyalty and mourning for lost or harmed people, shown in “یلدای عزیزم یاد تو همیشه در قلبم زندست🩶” and their posts about victims like Mahsa Amini, which mirrors the tragic, cinematic sadness of Lana Del Rey’s world. Their dark humor and emotional extremes—swinging from exhaustion and panic to affection and fierce anger, as in “خستم از اینکه عصبیم و عصبیم از اینکه خستم”—fit the intensity and drama that Born to Die embodies.
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