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The overall tone is passionate, foul‑mouthed, but ultimately good‑natured and self‑aware, which fits Homer best. Like Homer ranting about work or TV, this user goes on comedic tirades about games and systems, e.g. calling UVHM in BL2 “гавно ебаное” in “Госопди какое же говно UVHM в бл2, это просто невыносимо” and raging about Dangerous Strike in 333 in “ЯНЕНАВИЖУОПАСНЫЙШТУРМВ333...”. There’s also a very Homer‑like mix of laziness and joy in simple pleasures, for example “какой же ахуй, когда осталось работать 2 дня… И я сижу спокойно читаю ромкомы… ОБОЖАЮ БЛЯТЬ РОМКОМЫ и не работать”. At the same time, he cares about family and relationships, jokingly calling himself “Патриарх семьи Ниирто” and complaining about his girlfriend’s crab chips in “Моя девушка имеет проблемы с головой… НО ВОТ ТО ЧТО ОНА ЛЮБИТ ЧИПСЫ С КРАБОМ Я ТЕРПЕТЬ НЕ БУДУ!”, very much like Homer loudly loving and bickering with Marge. Finally, his gamer/anime obsessions and slightly chaotic, impulsive energy across tweets about consoles, gacha, manga and shooters make him closer to an adult, nerdy Homer than to the more earnest Lisa or the perpetually childlike Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary and digital (manga, single‑player games, handhelds), and they rarely mention large friend groups or parties; their social life is mostly online, like playing Tekken on PSP in camp and random BO2 lobbies, e.g. “зашел в бо2 на пс3, чисто потраить… японцы… потом вообще инвайт прислали) я непошел конечно”. Their interests and commentary show Intuition (N) over Sensing: they constantly generalize from specific cases into broader patterns about gamers, live‑service economies, and companies, such as “Очередное доказательство что геймеры не играют в игры” and long rants about Blizzard’s narrative treatment of the Horde. They are clearly Thinking (T): arguments are blunt, analytical, and often harsh, with little concern for diplomacy, e.g. “Господи какая же хуита… фанаты витуберов порой нахуй отбитые” and “Експедиция трыцадтры говно ебаное кста”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P) rather than structured J: they bounce between games and manga on impulse, complain about shifting gacha difficulty curves instead of planning around them, and revel in having work finished early so they can just drift into romcoms, e.g. “Бля какой же ахуй, когда осталось работать 2 дня… И я сижу спокойно читаю ромкомы”. Overall, an INTP fit emerges: digitally focused, theory‑oriented gamer, highly critical and systems‑minded, with improvisational, unstructured everyday behavior and a strong preference for analyzing media and mechanics over organizing life around them.

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25. Gamer, manga romcom enjoyer & Vita loyalist. Complains about gacha, UVHM and CoD, but still queues for ‘one more run’ and forgets to be mad.– @Neerto_Tori

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Overproof rye whiskey stands for their loud, salty energy and constant gaming rants like “ЯНЕНАВИЖУОПАСНЫЙШТУРМВ333...”, giving the drink a strong, punchy base. Coffee liqueur reflects long sessions with romcoms and games, as when they gush: “АХУЙ БЛЯТЬ ОБОЖАЮ БЛЯТЬ РОМКОМЫ и не работать”. Spiced plum bitters nod to their love for Japanese media and Persona, like “я прошел шаю играю в 333 на псвите” and the constant Vita worship in “Псвита это последний ребёнок настоящей плейстейшн”. Tart cherry soda adds a playful, almost childish fizz that mirrors their chaotic humor and caps-lock hype like “ПЭ ЭС ВИТААААААА”. The crushed chili rim represents their sharp takes and occasional rage at games and companies, from Borderlands UVHM meltdowns in “Госопди какое же говно UVHM в бл2” to industry salt like “Ну конечно же у огромной компании ТакеТу нет денег на хороший античит”. This cocktail is strong, slightly bitter-sweet, and aggressively opinionated—just like its namesake патриарх.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a very strong curiosity and analytical streak. They frequently pick apart game systems and monetization, e.g. questioning why devs don’t expand skin systems and banner pools in gacha games and offering alternative designs in posts like “Если честно, я не понимаю, почему они просто не выкатывают скины пачками. … И стали бы как в других лайвсервисах зарабатывать норм на скинах.” and “Я никак не пойму, почему все персов не добавляют в стандарт на время, пока их банера нет…”. They also clearly love learning and thinking through things, whether it’s arguing with a physics teacher (“Я со своим учителем по физике бодался из за этого )))”) or giving detailed breakdowns of storytelling problems in World of Warcraft (“А вообще уже тошнит от этого, что близы просто напрямую пишут, что Орда плохая… Вся суть Пандарии и Гарошка была в другом…”). There’s a strong pattern of meta‑commentary on gamer culture and awards, where they examine why players react to gachas and live services the way they do, as in “Забавно как ГЕЙМЕРОВ каждый год карежит, что гача попадает и побеждает в номинациях…”. Even their media consumption leans toward reflection and self‑awareness, like identifying themselves in romcom archetypes and analyzing character writing in manga (“Бля, какая же ахуенная манга Там блять буквально добавили персонажей, которые олицетворяюь читплелей подобных ромкомов (собственно, меня)”). While they do show some Slytherin‑like cynicism and Gryffindor‑like bluntness, the consistent emphasis on critique, systems thinking, and intellectual engagement fits Ravenclaw best.

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A fitting song for @Neerto_Tori is “Smells Like Teen Spirit” because it captures a mix of gaming, nerdy passion, and frustrated, sarcastic energy. Their timeline is full of ranting about games and industry bullshit, like calling Borderlands 2 UVHM “гавно ебаное” in “Госопди какое же говно UVHM в бл2, это просто невыносимо” and roasting monetization and anti-cheat in “Ну конечно же у огромной компании ТакеТу нет денег на хороший античит”. At the same time, they’re genuinely enthusiastic and almost teenage-hyped about their hobbies, yelling about romcom manga in “Бля какой же ахуй… ОБОЖАЮ БЛЯТЬ РОМКОМЫ” and handhelds in “Псвита это последний ребёнок настоящей плейстейшн”. The song’s lyrics about feeling rebellious and disillusioned while still having a chaotic kind of fun match their constant swings between love and hate toward games and fandoms, like when they mock "геймеры" in “Очередное доказательство что геймеры не играют в игры” and “Забавно как ГЕЙМЕРОВ каждый год карежит…”. Overall, that blend of loud sarcasm, swearing, and genuine passion mirrors the messy, rebellious spirit of Smells Like Teen Spirit.

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