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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Philosophical Depth: His bio '無為' and tweets like 'Increasing the amount of free time in the world is the only thing that matters' show a thoughtful, reflective nature.
- Sharp Wit: Tweets like 'blocks your inheritance' reveal his knack for blending humor with pointed commentary.
- Cultural Critique: Disdain for modern trends, as in 'Sales culture became American culture at large sometime in the late 2010s,' highlights his analytical edge.
- Historical Awareness: His musings on 'byzantine' as a slur and admiration for 'Adams or Jefferson' show a deep interest in history and language.
- Pragmatism: Memorizing survival resources in case of homelessness, as noted in 'I've resolved to become homeless before succumbing to such fate,' reflects his practical mindset.
Weaknesses:
- Disillusionment: His tweet 'I am less and less impressed with the West with each passing year' suggests a tendency toward pessimism.
- Social Alienation: Tweeting 'This shit is why it's impossible to hang out with other guys now' points to difficulty forming new connections.
- Overcritical Nature: His critique of Millennials in 'The thought of interacting with Millennials... fills me with dread' shows a tendency to judge harshly.
- Resistance to Change: His refusal to adapt to hybrid work environments, as seen in 'I will NOT work hybrid and I will NOT move to Chicago,' suggests rigidity.
- Cynicism: Tweets like 'You can't negotiate with the United States anymore than you can with an animal afflicted with rabies' reveal a deeply cynical worldview.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
NWO mirrors Comic Book Guy's blend of intellectual snobbery and sardonic humor. Both critique modern trends, as seen in NWO's disdain for Millennials in 'The thought of interacting with Millennials... fills me with dread.' His love for gaming and literature, like 'I find that the only games I enjoy anymore are text-heavy JRPGs,' fits Comic Book Guy's niche interests. Their sharp wit and tendency to overanalyze align perfectly.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
NWO embodies INTP: introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His introversion is evident in tweets like 'The thought of interacting with Millennials... fills me with dread.' Intuition drives his philosophical musings, such as 'Increasing the amount of free time in the world is the only thing that matters.' His thinking side critiques societal norms, as seen in 'Sales culture became American culture.' Perceiving keeps him adaptable, shown in his survivalist plans in 'I've resolved to become homeless before succumbing to such fate.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a text-heavy JRPG? Because I could spend hours exploring your dialogue.
- Do you believe in Wu Wei? Because effortless action is how you just took my breath away.
- Are you fluent in Middle English? Because 'Whan that Aprille' you walked in, my heart began to thaw.
- Are you a Deus Ex conversation? Because you're the most important dialogue I've encountered.
- Is your name Ravenclaw? Because you're the cleverest match for my intellect.
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Philosopher, gamer, cultural critic | Disillusioned with the West, impressed by JRPGs | Fluent in sarcasm, Middle English, and existential dread | Wu Wei practitioner | DM for rants or debates.– @NEETWorldOrder
Your signature cocktail
Philosopher's Elixir
The 'Philosopher's Elixir' captures NWO's intellectual and sardonic essence. Absinthe reflects his sharp wit, as seen in 'blocks your inheritance,' while green tea represents his philosophical depth, like 'Increasing the amount of free time in the world.' Lemon zest adds a tangy edge, mirroring his critiques of modern society, such as 'Sales culture became American culture.' Bitters symbolize his disillusionment, evident in 'I am less and less impressed with the West.'
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
NWO fits Ravenclaw with his intellectual depth and love for history, language, and analysis. His tweet 'You're not fluent in English unless you can read The Canterbury Tales' showcases his appreciation for knowledge and learning. Ravenclaws value wit and creativity, traits evident in 'blocks your inheritance' and his critique of celebrity voice acting in games. His philosophical musings, like 'Increasing the amount of free time in the world is the only thing that matters,' align with the house's introspective nature.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
This song's melancholic tone and themes of alienation align with NWO's worldview. His tweet 'I am less and less impressed with the West with each passing year' reflects the song's disillusionment. The introspective nature of 'Increasing the amount of free time in the world is the only thing that matters' fits its reflective lyrics. His critique of societal norms, as in 'Sales culture became American culture,' matches its rebellious undertones.
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