Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny-jokey, attention-seeking, and irreverent. Their timeline is full of outrageous, taboo humor and shock-factor sexuality, similar to Bart’s love of pushing boundaries, like when they tweet about “preg carl eoouyygggghgghh his tits grow i wanna squeeze them” and “desperate lonely rick having carl be his cockwarmer in the prison”. They also display Bart-like immaturity and silliness in posts such as “Lol. penis” and their gleeful oversharing: “Fantasized about jeff so hard last night i didn’t fucking sleep #whatdatmean”. At the same time, there’s a needy, lonely undercurrent—asking for friends and interaction in “hi oomfs. i am so fucking bored i will draw anything you want for free. please ask i need friends”—that echoes Bart’s desire for attention and validation under all the mischief. Their combination of crude jokes, sexual exaggeration, and a goofy, juvenile tone makes Bart the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they frequently mention feeling lonely and wanting friends, like in “hi oomfs. i am so fucking bored i will draw anything you want for free. please ask i need friends” and “who wants to be user neganpilleds friend”, and they talk about going priv and having a small circle (“Should i make a priv🤑”). Their fixation on fictional dynamics and possibilities (cegan, rickcarl, grooming scenarios, pregnancy kinks) shows Intuition over Sensing, as they live in fantasy and implications rather than real‑world details, e.g. “all thoughts are cegan thoughts 😊😊😊 but def cegan pseudocest .. negan never had a child of his own so seeing carl trying to be all tough and cute really does something for him …”. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, prioritizing desire and emotional intensity over logic, as with “I want to have sex with that married with two kids 59 year old man”, and their affectionate, effusive tone in “Thank u goat❤️❤️❤️❤️” and “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU. I LOVE UOU SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Itry my bets😊😊”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about art block and lack of structure (“sorry @ everyone for no drawings in a while art block and school can suck my medium sized balls”), impulsively ask for random prompts and gimmicks (“drawing suggestions pls ://// Pleaseeeeeeee”, “ok everyone. send gimmicks”), and generally tweet in a chaotic, spur‑of‑the‑moment way rather than showing long‑term planning. Taken together—intense inner fantasy life, emotional expressiveness, social longing but small‑circle preference, and loose, spontaneous lifestyle—INFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting about rick using carl as a cockwarmer in the prison… but have you considered using me as your emotional support inmate instead?
- You fantasized about Jeff so hard you couldn’t sleep—wanna try thinking about me tonight and see if I can at least get you a nap between cegan brainrot sessions?
- You said ‘more naked carl coming soon’ and ‘art block and school can suck my medium sized balls’—if you ever need a study break, I volunteer as tribute to be your next questionable sketch muse.
- You remembered taking a huge whiff of that Barry Paul Sloane signed print… if we ever meet, I hope I smell at least half as good as your merch so I stand a chance.
- You ask for gimmicks, call yourself carl irl, and spend your days spreading the fat Jeff agenda—statistically speaking, I think I’m legally required to follow you, fall for you, and let you rant about cegan pseudocest at 3am.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • horror & TWD art goblin trying to act normal online. Once sniffed a signed print on arrival “for science.” DMs open for commissions & fic recs.– @neganpilled
Your signature cocktail
The Cegancest Slushie
The Cegancest Slushie is loud, messy, and way too much—exactly like someone whose timeline swings from “Fantasized about jeff so hard last night i didn’t fucking sleep #whatdatmean” to “sick as a fucking dog rn and i want to die”. The 100 proof bourbon channels their unhinged, hardcore Negan/Rick/Carl fixation and the deep-south vibe from “despite negan being a full blown yankee i truly believe in my heart of hearts that That man is from the deep south”. Black cherry soda is fizzy, sweet, and a little dark, like their horny but oddly tender art-brain that posts “baby carl doodles:3 three appols tall 🍎🍎🍎” right next to explicit cegan fantasies like “desperate lonely rick having carl be his cockwarmer in the prison tellin his babydoll to keep quiet so no one’ll hear🤫🤫🤫💭”. Whipped cream vodka represents the soft, needy side that keeps begging for attention and friends in “hi oomfs. i am so fucking bored i will draw anything you want for free. please ask i need friends” and “who wants to be user neganpilleds friend”. A dash of smoked sea salt nods to the bitterness and gallows humor of tweets like “hate when a mf tweets “i’m srs killing muself tonight…..” like bitch wtf do you want us to do” and their constant joking about gore, grooming, and messy dynamics in “oomf said something about darylcarl reverse grooming and Hooohhhhgg”. The maraschino cherry on top is their shameless, horny little flourish for older men, especially “I want to have sex with that married with two kids 59 year old man” and their endless Jeff worship from “wihs i. ould live in new york with jeffdad and be his little farmboy weeeeeeeee”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline is dominated by intense fixation on specific characters and ships, which suggests a single‑minded, almost ruthless focus typical of Slytherin ambition and obsession. They openly embrace taboo and controversial content (e.g. grooming, pseudocest, hypersexual dynamics) and even brand themselves around it, like wanting to change their user to “cegancest” in “i want to change my user on here to cegancest Like if agree” and gleefully talking about "reverse grooming" in “oomf said something about darylcarl reverse grooming and Hooohhhhgg”. This willingness to lean into stigma for aesthetic or erotic purposes shows comfort with transgression and a strategic disregard for others’ judgment, as when they discuss grooming dynamics in “shane tried to get carl to start calling him dad and it made the boy so embarrassed to call his groomerbf dad And i think that’s cute.”. They are also very self‑promotional and image‑conscious: repeatedly pushing their straw.page and priv (“ok everyone. send gimmicks”, “Hai pls. gimmick for miel”, “Ok. follow priv @neganbait”) hints at a desire to build a niche persona and cultivate a curated audience. While there is some warmth toward followers (“thank you to all the beautiful bot women that follow me you ladies give me the strength to go on”), it functions mainly within that self‑constructed brand. Altogether, the calculated edginess, comfort with moral gray zones, and deliberate cultivation of a specific, provocative identity align them most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for @neganpilled is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures the mix of edgy humor, angst, and provocative obsession they show. They lean heavily into dark, transgressive sexuality and taboo jokes, like “desperate lonely rick having carl be his cockwarmer in the prison tellin his babydoll to keep quiet so no one’ll hear🤫🤫🤫💭” and “can they make a fic where carl is actually in love with negan and willingly romantically and passionately has sex with him #foronce”, echoing the song’s rebellious, confrontational tone. Their self-deprecating and chaotic teen energy also matches the track, from calling themselves out like “This 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇Boy cuts himself” to complaining about life and school in “sorry @ everyone for no drawings in a while art block and school can suck my medium sized balls”. The song’s theme of being a misfit surrounded by a world that doesn’t understand or approve of you fits their niche fandom fixation and proship/posting style, seen in tweets like “idc abt other carl or if they’re younger than me and not proshippers ? no hate lol just an odd question 😭”. Overall, Teenagers reflects their messy, horny, darkly comic, very-online 18-year-old vibe perfectly.
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