NegativDiletant
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Their feed is full of sharp, memorable lines such as 'I'm bourgeois and broke.' and 'This guy uses light mode. I feel sick' that show comedic timing and a knack for pithy observation.
- Empathic: Despite the sarcasm they 'comfort[ed] a girl seven years younger' and 'peer pressur[ed] a girl to start diy'ing', showing real emotional labour and support for others.
- Politically literate: They contextualise issues with precise critique — e.g. 'Pakistan actually banned child marriage and America hasn't' — demonstrating informed political engagement.
- Aesthetic-minded: Love for architecture and taste is explicit in 'I ❤️ brutalism' and repeated commentary on cities and design, indicating strong visual and cultural sensibilities.
- Resilient: They keep navigating gatekept medical systems and financial precarity — 'Putting off getting back to this GIC... they'd probably underdose me' and 'they don't know I'm 70k£ in debt' show perseverance under strain.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Their default tone of contempt ('it's so satisfying watching them cannibalise themselves') can alienate potential allies or close readers of their work.
- Self-deprecating: Frequent lines like 'I am dead to me' and 'I'm bourgeois and broke.' suggest a habit of undermining themselves that bleeds into low energy and doubt.
- Financial precarity: Open admissions of debt and inability to afford fines — 'they don't know I'm 70k£ in debt' and 'Hopped on the wrong train and got fined I can't afford this' — create instability that constrains options.
- Impulsive: Tweets about drunken meltdowns ('I need to have a drunken meltdown in the middle of soho at 3 in the morning') and haphazard nights out suggest decisions made in emotional moments.
- Hypercritical: They publicly excoriate people and groups — e.g. 'they should all be julius streichered' (hyperbolic) and 'Still get the ick whenever a terf likes a tweet of mine' — which can escalate conflicts.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the show's moral-intellectual contrarian: she is politically minded, often lonely in her convictions, and scolds the town for hypocrisy — traits that map well to Kasie's tweets like 'Pakistan actually banned child marriage and America hasn't' and various cultural critiques. Both possess an intense inner life, a tendency to feel othered, and a habit of making sharper, sometimes painful truths at social cost. Kasie's mix of idealism and sarcasm mirrors Lisa's blend of righteous anger and profound loneliness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
Kasie reads as an INFJ: introverted but people-aware, idealistic and critical, and oriented toward deeper meanings. Introversion: they keep a private account and a Discord ('Priv acc: @kasiepriv Discord: negative_dilettante') and write introspective lines like 'Sometimes I feel dysphoric... I just don't feel human enough'. Intuition: they interpret systems and cultural patterns, e.g. 'The key difference between Pakistan and America... Pakistan actually banned child marriage and America hasn't', and use conceptual language like 'undurchdringerlich'. Feeling: their nurturing impulse shows in 'comforting a girl seven years younger than me, telling her I'm proud of her'. Judging: they plan and strategise socially and professionally — 'I love spending 50 minutes for a job I know I have like a 0.5% chance of getting' and 'I should lie more on my cv' indicate a preference for organised, future-oriented manoeuvring despite the performative chaos.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you brutalism? Because I want to lean into your angles and never renovate them.
- If loving you is bourgeois and broke, then I'm happy to be miserable with you — want to split the rent and the pity?
- I'd bring half my medicine cabinet to your place if you promise to let me lean in when you smoke — 'I lean in closer when she smokes'.
- Come to Soho at 3am with me; I'll provide the meltdown, you provide the architecture critique — 'I need to have a drunken meltdown in the middle of soho at 3 in the morning'.
- I'll lie on my CV for you: 'I should lie more on my cv' — but only if you teach me how to be less posh and more dangerous.
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Kasie — Accursed queer curmudgeon. She/it. Trans activist, brutalism stan, and broke bourgeois fujoshi. Irritated by bad architecture, worse politics, and light-mode users. DM for chaos, Discord: negative_dilettante.– @NegativDiletant
Your signature cocktail
Negative Dilettante
This drink is bitter, urbane and a little medicinal — fitting lines like 'I love bringing half my medicine cabinet wherever I go' and 'I ❤️ brutalism'. The charcoal notes nod to the black-humour and 'I am dead to me' vibe, Campari brings righteous bitterness for the political takes ('it's so satisfying watching them cannibalise themselves'), and the smoky tea gives the drink an underground-gig, late-night London edge for the Soho meltdowns they crave.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits Kasie's mixture of cunning, self-preservation and strategic bitterness. They openly weigh pragmatic, even ruthless moves — 'I should lie more on my cv' and willingness to weaponise sarcasm — which echoes Slytherin's resourcefulness. Their political sharpness and ability to navigate hostile systems (medical bureaucracy, class precarity) also match the house's survival-first orientation. While they're also empathetic in private, the public persona is about getting by, sometimes aggressively, and that pragmatic edge is quintessentially Slytherin.
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Creep - Radiohead
The alienation and self-loathing in 'Creep' ('I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo') echo Kasie's recurring dysphoria and detachment: 'Sometimes I feel dysphoric... I just don't feel human enough' and 'I am dead to me' are lyrical in the same way. The song's mixture of yearning and contempt captures their voice — longing for recognition yet expecting to be outcast.
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