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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, a bit dramatic, but with a clear soft side. The loud reactions and keyboard-smash laughter in posts like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK puta merda mano, é por isso que eu não falo pra ninguém que eu jogo rpg slc” and “ASHSKSVAJAFSHBSHAHAGJAHAHAGAHABANNANANA” feel very Bart: impulsive, hyper, and always clowning. At the same time, they show an unexpectedly reflective and emotional side, like when they talk about associating music with people in “É uma bosta associar música a pessoas, nunca mais é a mesma fita escutando elas” or feeling lucky to meet good people in “As vezes fico mó impressionado o quanta sorte eu tenho de encontrar gente boa sabe ?”. The mix of romantic or sentimental moments—such as “Mano essa menina me quebra na fofura de mais, ela simplesmente me convidou para ver o primeiro nascer do sol do ano”—with irreverent jokes like “Meno, tem umas minas que eu olho e penso 'ta de parabéns papai do céu, obra de arte.'” matches Bart’s blend of mischief and unexpected heart. Even their frustration and over-the-top reactions to life setbacks, for example “Mano negaram o meu visto puta que pariu, eu to ficando louco vo vira o coringa”, mirrors how Bart turns every problem into a dramatic, almost comedic storyline. Overall, the combination of playful chaos, emotional intensity, and loyalty to friends fits Bart far better than more serious characters like Lisa or reserved ones like Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they frequently talk about parties, friends and being out among people, e.g. saying “Mano que festa daorakkkkkk, preciso ir para mais festas dessas faz muito tempo que eu não me sinto tão bem nego.” and enjoying strangers on the street complimenting their hair in “Sexta feira a noite na irlanda é simplesmente Mágico, quase todo mundo na rua me comprimenta ou elogia o meu cabelo”. They show a clear Sensing (S) bent, focusing on immediate sensory experience and concrete details: the beauty of the moon in “A lua tá mo bonita hoje”, the cold and the sky in “Ta um frio paia mas pelo menos o céu ta limpo”, and loving winter darkness in “Como eu amo inverno🥰🥰 7:40 e ta tudo escuro vei que desgraça”. Their tweets are strongly values- and emotion-driven, suggesting Feeling (F): they react empathetically to social issues in “Caralho... tem gente negra que odeia gente parda ?????? Tipo porra ????????? Eu simplesmente não entendo esse tipo de pensamento” and express affection for others in “As vezes fico mó impressionado o quanta sorte eu tenho de encontrar gente boa sabe ?”. Finally, their lifestyle looks flexible and spontaneous, pointing to Perceiving (P): they joke about impulsive big purchases like “deus que me perdoe, mas acho que vou gastar 300 pau em um jogo 😔” and turning Twitter into a casual diary in “Vou transformar o meu tt em uma espécie de diário ou sla fazer oq todo mundo faz ai de escrever nessa porra”. Overall, the fun-seeking social energy, focus on present experiences, emotional warmth, and go-with-the-flow attitude best fit ESFP.

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SP → Ireland → back again. Jazz lover, RPG enjoyer & night-shift survivor. Once worked 12€/h abroad, now grinding for the next dream.– @Negresc0S2

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with cachaça, a nod to São Paulo roots and the chaotic, meme-filled energy of tweets like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK puta merda mano, é por isso que eu não falo pra ninguém que eu jogo rpg slc” and the open invitation vibe of “Se vc lê isso, você automaticamente é meu amigo 🤝🏾”. Cold brew coffee reflects the grind of days like “Carai meno acordar as 7 pra chegar as 19:40 em casa...” and those long shifts where the pain quase passa lembrando do salário in “Mano to literalmente quebradokkkkkkkkkkk mas só de lembrar que eu ganho 12 euros a hora a dor até passa:))))”. Blood orange juice brings sweetness with a bitter edge, mirroring romantic and emotional tweets like “Slc que sexta paia da porra, sem os parcitos, sem ela, sem porra nenhuma.” and “É uma bosta associar música a pessoas, nunca mais é a mesma fita escutando elas”. Ginger syrup adds a spicy, playful kick for the chaotic laughter of “ASHSKSVAJAFSHBSHAHAGJAHAHAGAHABANNANANA” and the pure joy of “Meu deus como eu amo jazz”. Finally, a dash of absinthe represents dreams, introspection, and the almost surreal journey from visa denial in “Mano negaram o meu visto puta que pariu, eu to ficando louco vo vira o coringa” to manifesting a better self abroad in “Espero que em 2023 seja um ano melhor ainda para mim… quero ser uma melhor versão para a minha família, meus amigos e todas as pessoas a minha volta.”. This drink is strong but balanced, a little bitter, a little sweet – just like asking “Castigo ou karma ?” while still saying “Tamo on” no meio do caos.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, kindness, and appreciation for people. They talk about how lucky they feel to meet good people and how much they learn from them, saying “As vezes fico mó impressionado o quanta sorte eu tenho de encontrar gente boa sabe ? Porra todo mundo desde amigos até as pessoas que eram para ser só colegas de trabalho ou classe são muitos boas comigo, sempre aprendo algo com eles”, which reflects gratitude and valuing relationships. They also express missing friends and affectionately calling them “os parcitos” in “Slc que sexta paia da porra, sem os parcitos, sem ela, sem porra nenhuma.” and “Já estou com sdds deles”, highlighting how central companionship is to them. Their empathy and fairness show when they question intra-racial prejudice in “Caralho... tem gente negra que odeia gente parda ?????? Tipo porra ????????? Eu simplesmente não entendo esse tipo de pensamento e se pa eu nunca vou entender” and criticize bad behavior from men in “E cada atitude de uns negos ai... que da até vontade de pedir desculpas por ser homem”. They also frame Twitter as a kind of open diary and reach out warmly with “Se vc lê isso, você automaticamente é meu amigo 🤝🏾”, which is very in line with Hufflepuff’s inclusive, friendly nature. While there’s some ambition (studying abroad, working hard shifts), the consistent focus on relationships, fairness, and warmth makes Hufflepuff the best fit.

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A song that best suits them is Good Days by SZA, because it balances hope, overthinking, and emotional ups and downs the same way their timeline does. They openly talk about emotional confusion and loneliness, like when they say “Slc que sexta paia da porra, sem os parcitos, sem ela, sem porra nenhuma.” and “Cara, eu estou a um passo de virar a coisa mais assexuada do planeta terra”, which fits the song’s themes of vulnerability and feeling stuck. At the same time, they’re hopeful and want to become a better version of themselves, as in “quero ser uma melhor versão para a minha família, meus amigos e todas as pessoas a minha volta.” mirroring the song’s longing for better days and self-growth. Their mix of humor and emotional honesty, from “Vou transformar o meu tt em uma espécie de diário” to “As vezes fico mó impressionado o quanta sorte eu tenho de encontrar gente boa sabe ?”, matches the bittersweet but hopeful mood of Good Days. The track’s introspective lyrics and mellow vibe align well with someone who loves chill moments like “Meu deus como eu amo jazz” and often reflects on life, relationships, and the future.

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