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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intense, emotional, and hyper-online but also clearly thoughtful and values-driven. Like Lisa, they swing between idealism and melodrama — from all‑caps joy like “DIA FELIZ DIA MARAVILHOSO” and “#BESTDAYEVER” to dramatic despair such as “WE SHOULD ALL JUST DIE” and “EU VOU ME MATAR”. Their timeline shows passionate stanning and parasocial devotion, echoing Lisa’s obsessive fixations on causes and idols: “ai gente n da a yunjin eh o amor da minha vida…” and “aniversário do amor da minha vida pqpp”. They’re also self-aware and a bit self-deprecating, calling themselves “uma pessoa horrivel e futil” while still having a strong moral and emotional core, much like Lisa’s tendency to overthink and critique herself. The mix of intense online social life, niche fandom (#DOENCATWT, #LOIROTWT, fem4fem jokes) and sudden bursts of righteous anger — for instance “piranha desgracada espero que morra” — fits Lisa’s combination of brainy sensitivity and volcanic feelings more than any other main Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because their timeline is highly interactive and attention-directed, frequently calling out to others and seeking contact, e.g. “tuitem pfv qro conversar” and “to procurando alguem pra flertar no twitter alguem tem disponibilidade pfv”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N), centered on people, vibes, and dramatic interpretations rather than concrete facts; they react to events with hyperbolic, big-picture language like “WE SHOULD ALL JUST DIE” and “isso n pode ser real” instead of detailing specifics. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: their tweets are emotional, relational, and value-laden, from intense admiration “ai gente n da a yunjin eh o amor da minha vida” to interpersonal resentment “passando por aquela fase de odiar alguns amigos meus secretamente”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life appears spontaneous and reactive—wanting to “arranjar um problema” this week “to precisando arranjar um problema essa semana pensando aki”, swinging dramatically between “DIA FELIZ DIA MARAVILHOSO” and “DIA HORRIVEL THIS CAN’T BE REAL” (tweet)—which suggests flexible, in-the-moment living rather than structured planning. Overall, the combination of outgoing social energy, people-focused intuition, emotionally expressive language, and impulsive spontaneity best matches ENFP.

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Part-time princess, full-time fem4fem enthusiast. Once planned my week around a K‑idol birthday. Opinions loud, heart loyal, timeline blonde-coded.– @neilcest

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built around hazelnut-cocoa liqueur as a nod to their nyutella obsession and sweet, chaotic stan energy, perfectly echoing “nyutella femme4femme 𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚”. Sparkling rosé brings a bubbly, romantic vibe for all the #princess/#prin mentions and the constant gushing over idols like in “ai gente n da a yunjin eh o amor da minha vida eu n aguento mais como pode alguem ser tao lindo”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a tart edge for the dramatic mood swings between “DIA FELIZ DIA MARAVILHOSO” and “DIA HORRIVEL THIS CAN’T BE REAL”. Edible glitter captures the #LOIROTWT/#mytype aesthetic and their sparkly, over-the-top stan edits like “2016 princess ⭐️”. The spicy chili sugar rim represents their unfiltered, sometimes lethal tongue in tweets such as “VOU COMER OS OLHOS DELA” and “piranha desgracada espero que morra”, giving the drink a pretty-but-dangerous femme4femme punch.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a dramatic, intense personality that fits Slytherin’s sharp, self-protective edge more than any other house. They’re openly vengeful and ruthless toward people they dislike, as in “piranha desgracada espero que morra” and “VOU COMER OS OLHOS DELA”, which reflects Slytherin’s willingness to go on the attack rather than take the moral high road. There’s also a possessive, almost obsessive streak in how they talk about their faves and ships, like “eu te amo tanto cara vsfffffffffffffffffff princesa linda cara” and “ai gente n da a yunjin eh o amor da minha vida eu n aguento mais como pode alguem ser tao lindo”, suggesting intense devotion and a ride-or-die mentality typical of Slytherins toward their chosen people. They’re self-aware about being ‘horrible and superficial’ in “sou uma pessoa horrivel e futil”, but they lean into it rather than apologizing, which fits Slytherin’s comfort with their own flaws and social persona. Even their joking hyperbole about self-destruction, like “EU VOU ME MATAR” and “WE SHOULD ALL JUST DIE”, comes off less like Gryffindor melodrama and more like sharp, darkly comic self-preservation through exaggeration. Overall, the combination of cutting hostility toward enemies, fierce attachment to favorites, and unapologetic, dramatic attitude points most strongly to Slytherin.

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A song that fits them well is cool for the summer by Demi Lovato, because it mixes flirtatious, chaotic energy with queer undertones and dark humor. Their bio “#freak4freak” and tweets like “to precisando arranjar um problema essa semana pensando aki” mirror the song’s reckless, thrill-seeking vibe. They’re openly femme-loving and very fem4fem-coded, as shown in posts like “nyutella femme4femme 𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚” and “aquele casal #fem4fem lindu 🤍”, which matches the song’s queer flirt energy. The dramatic swings between adoration and over-the-top rage—such as “mulher deliciosa meudeus to tremendo sinto q vou ter uma sincope em 3 2 1 kk :/” and “VOU COMER OS OLHOS DELA”—echo the song’s intense, almost dangerous passion. Even their self-aware chaos in “sou uma pessoa horrivel e futil” fits the unapologetically messy, hedonistic spirit of cool for the summer.

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