NellKenning
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Principled: Consistently defends Ukraine and condemns Russian aggression, e.g. “As a British citizen 🇬🇧 I just want to say that I would wholeheartedly support the use of the🇬🇧RAF to close the skies over Ukraine…” and “There is exactly zero moral equivalence between Ukraine and Israel. Israel has far more in common with Russia.”.
- Compassionate: Frequently fundraises and urges donations for Ukrainian units and individuals, e.g. “Please donate and save lives 🙏💙💛🇺🇦” and “Please help little Solomiya recover from Covid 😥🙏🙏”.
- Civically-engaged: Actively encourages political participation and accountability, such as “For the love of your children get these criminals out of power forever! … Please please vote for whichever candidate in your constituency is most likely to beat the Conservative candidate.” and criticism of privatisation in “We must take back ownership of our waterways and infrastructure. Privatisation is theft.”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about politics and personal losses, e.g. “God I miss this man 😭” and grief over pets in war zones in “Somehow the pets hit hardest 😭💔”.
- Supportive-ally: Defends and uplifts others in her community, e.g. “We love our Harri 💞… Since the beginning he has done everything he can to support Ukrainians… His loyalty deserves ours” and standing up for a fundraiser organizer in “This lovely lady does everything she can to help the units she is in contact with. Nafo is not about followers, it's about Ukraine.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Regular use of insults and strong profanity, e.g. “Disgusting Reformist Don't vote for these evil pos”, “Completely fucking insane woman. What dipshits voted this moron in?”, and “Bollox and F off! 😡”.
- Confrontational: Often frames disagreements in combative terms, e.g. “Absolutely despicable behaviour… you should be ashamed of yourself.” and “This sick fuck thinks that wars are entertainment. I'd like to drop him into the middle of an assault…”.
- Polarizing-tone: Tends to present complex issues in absolute moral binaries, e.g. “There is exactly zero moral equivalence between Ukraine and Israel.” and “Privatisation is theft”, which may alienate some readers even if the underlying concerns are valid.
- Anger-driven: Frequently posts while very upset, which can overshadow nuance, e.g. “I'm so angry right now It's all bollox Absolute 🐂💩 Why can't anyone tell when they're being manipulated??” and repeated “Tory corruption 😡” threads like this one.
- Personal-attacks: Sometimes targets individuals rather than just their ideas, e.g. “Not to mention the fact it's impossible to take someone named after dried grapes seriously 😑” and “I strongly object to the erasure of my Celtic, Viking and Norman ancestry… I am sick and tired of this stupid rhetoric.”, which shifts focus from argument to person.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The closest match is Lisa Simpson: outspoken, principled, intellectual, and deeply politically engaged. Like Lisa, this user is fiercely moral and internationalist, strongly defending Ukraine and calling out Russian aggression in tweets such as “Russia is the root cause of the conflict. It is Russia that needs to be eliminated” and “As a British citizen 🇬🇧 I just want to say that I would wholeheartedly support the use of the🇬🇧RAF to close the skies over Ukraine”. They rail against injustice and inequality in a very Lisa-like way, for example “The super wealthy have us fighting each other so we don't notice they are the problem. Tax the rich, right the wrongs.” and “We must take back ownership of our waterways and infrastructure. Privatisation is theft.”. Their emphasis on critical thinking and media literacy echoes Lisa’s rationalism, as seen in “This is informational warfare: nothing is what it seems. Your emotional reaction is what the enemy wants! We have to be more rational than this”. Finally, they balance righteous anger with warmth, music, and small joys—like “Mamma mia! First bloom of my rose bush this year 💗” and “Dolly Parton is a real life Angel 🪽”—which fits Lisa’s blend of activism, sensitivity, and appreciation for beauty.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They show clear Extraversion (E): they actively rally others, address large groups, and clearly enjoy public engagement and organizing people, e.g. mass calls like “For the love of your children get these criminals out of power forever! They are destroying our country. Please please vote for whichever candidate in your constituency is most likely to beat the Conservative candidate.” and repeated fundraising pushes such as “Come on everyone, chip in! It's only a fiver a ticket and you'll be helping a unit get back on their wheels. Please help 🙏 #RageDonate”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N), centering on big-picture politics, systems, and principles rather than day‑to‑day minutiae, as in “The super wealthy have us fighting each other so we don't notice they are the problem. Tax the rich, right the wrongs.” and structural critiques like “We must take back ownership of our waterways and infrastructure. Private foreign owned corporations care for nothing but profit. Privatisation is theft.”. They show a dominant Feeling (F) preference with moral language, empathy, and protection of vulnerable people, for example “This is systematic child abuse by the government of the US. Americans must stand together against this evil!” and “Please keep supporting Ukraine! Our governments don't do enough, Ukrainian soldiers depend on donations to keep fighting and stay alive.”. At the same time, they are often blunt and confrontational in defense of values, as in “Absolutely despicable behaviour… Nafo is not about followers, it's about Ukraine. NAFO bullies forget who they're supposed to be bullying 🤬”, which still centers on ethics and loyalty rather than detached logic. Finally, they display strong Judging (J) traits in their structured, goal‑oriented activism and clear decisions: they advocate strategic voting in a very organized way (“People know how to vote strategically. Reform are nowhere near as popular as they or their bots tell you they are.”) and repeatedly push specific, time‑sensitive fundraisers and campaigns like “Let's get this finished! Under $1000 needed for these defenders to be mobile again Please help 🙏‼️”, showing a preference for closure, plans, and decisive collective action. These patterns together best fit ENFJ: an outspoken, values‑driven organizer who rallies communities around moral causes, communicates passionately, and prefers structured, purposeful efforts over open‑ended debate.
Some pickup lines for you
- You love kendo, roses, and Ukraine – if I promise not to hug the snow kitty and to shout ‘PRIVATISATION IS THEFT’ at water companies with you, do I at least earn a coffee and a rant together?
- You said the age of tank warfare is over and drones rule the battlefield… good, because my only offensive weapon is trying to slide into your DMs like a badly piloted Mavic.
- As a fellow ‘tax the rich, renationalise the water, Russia is not our friend’ lefty: if strategic voting can beat Reform, maybe strategic dating can land me one evening listening to you talk politics and yarn.
- You survived DV and cancer, support Ukrainian defenders, and still find time to giggle that ‘як ти’ sounds like pak choi – I don’t have a pick‑up line for that, just a lot of respect and a hope I might get to know the person behind that strength and humour.
- You posted about Chernobyl tours, sakura blossoms, Dolly Parton the angel, and Rod Stewart – clearly you appreciate legends and unlikely beauty; any chance you’d like to add ‘strangely charming internet rando’ to that list over a drink?
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Brit, NAFO Main Bastard & kendo nerd. Cancer & DV survivor raising hell for Ukraine, public services & rivers. Once mistook Wi‑Fi for airplane-mode magic.– @NellKenning
Your signature cocktail
The Main Bastard Blizzard
Overproof navy rum brings a hard-hitting, uncompromising core, echoing their rage at corruption and fascism in posts like “For the love of your children get these criminals out of power forever!” and “This is systematic child abuse by the government of the US. Americans must stand together against this evil!”. The frozen blackcurrant and blueberry puree nods to their cold fury toward Russia and warm solidarity with Ukraine, as seen in “As a British citizen 🇬🇧 I just want to say that I would wholeheartedly support the use of the🇬🇧RAF to close the skies over Ukraine…” and “There is exactly zero moral equivalence between Ukraine and Israel.”. Fresh lemon juice adds a sharp, cutting acidity that matches their no-nonsense clapbacks at politicians and grifters such as “Completely fucking insane woman. What dipshits voted this moron in?”. The rosemary, lightly smoked, reflects resilience and remembrance—appropriate for a DV and cancer survivor who still supports others, like in “Please keep supporting Ukraine! Our governments don't do enough…”. Finally, the golden glitter rim celebrates their flashes of joy and humour—yarn, sakura, roses, and kitties—as in “Mamma mia! First bloom of my rose bush this year 💗” and the hilarity of “My son showed me this poor kitty from Tumblr and I couldn't stop laughing”, proving that even a Main Bastard Blizzard can sparkle.
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Gryffindor
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Your song
Fight Song - Rachel Platten
A fitting anthem for @NellKenning is “Fight Song” because so much of their identity is wrapped up in surviving and resisting. Their bio explicitly notes being a “DV survivor, cancer survivor”, and their timeline shows persistent advocacy and defiance, like calling out corruption and urging voters to act: “For the love of your children get these criminals out of power forever! They are destroying our country.” They consistently stand up for Ukraine and against Russian aggression, for example: “As a British citizen 🇬🇧 I just want to say that I would wholeheartedly support the use of the🇬🇧RAF to close the skies over Ukraine… Stop the slaughter Close the skies” and “Please keep supporting Ukraine! Our governments don't do enough, Ukrainian soldiers depend on donations to keep fighting and stay alive.”. The song’s themes of reclaiming power and refusing to give up mirror their tone when they say things like “We must take back ownership of our waterways and infrastructure. Privatisation is theft.” and “The super wealthy have us fighting each other so we don't notice they are the problem. Tax the rich, right the wrongs.”. Even in smaller moments—like proudly contributing to memorial services or fundraisers for defenders—they show a determined, hopeful spirit that matches the song’s insistence on making “this is my fight song” into a way of life.
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