Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and memes, like exaggerating binge to “at LEAST 6k calories and then sobbed to laura palmers theme” “I just ate at LEAST 6k calories and then sobbed to laura palmers theme how’s your october going”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes the harm of her disorder even while stuck in it, e.g. saying she “would never wish this disorder on anybody” after senior sunrise “I went to senior sunrise with a whole bunch of my friends and I couldn’t enjoy it because I was so focused on how fat I looked, I would never wish this disorder on anybody.”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about relapse, binges, and relationships, like admitting ongoing obsession with someone who doesn’t care the same way “I always feel like such a bad person when I continue to be obsessive over someone who no longer cares for me like they used to.”.
- Community-oriented: Actively seeks connection with moots, invites others to join things like the fasting app, and cross-promotes her Tumblr “Anyone who wants to join is welcome 🫶”, “Mooties I’m not super active on her rn but I’m also on tumblr!! @/nellslocket”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for interests like dance, Taylor Swift, and Paul McCartney, e.g. freaking out over Eras Tour livestream moments “I TURN OFF THE LIVESTREAM FOR TWO MINUTES AND I MISS NEVER GROW UP X THE BEST DAY 😭😭😭”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses urges to self-harm and talks about relapse like a goal, for example “I want to relapse so bad but I have nothing to cut with” and “You should start cutting yourself again” Okay man I will 😁.
- Body-obsessed: Constantly fixates on weight, BMI, and clothing sizes, such as stressing over being a medium in dance costumes “last night my dance teacher was handing out costumes and she looks at me and says 'oh wow you're a medium this year' IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF”.
- Harshly judgmental: Body-shames others and labels people harshly, like calling someone a “sicko” for others to unfollow and mocking a group of fat girls “If you follow this sicko go ahead and unfollow me”, “this GROUP of fat girls were making fun of the hat I was wearing... I’m too bmi 20’s for this”.
- Validation-seeking: Tracks follower counts and wants to be featured in edtwt retrospectives, feeling ignored with under 300 followers “Being an edtwt acc with less than 300 followers feels like I'm yelling into the abyss about how fat I look” and “Someday I want to end up in one of those edtwt retrospectives on yt”.
- Risk-glorifying: Openly glorifies extreme weight loss and dangerous behaviors, like aiming to look “sick” but excusing it with dance “I need to be sick to the point where everyone is worried about me but I can still play it off because of dance” and wanting to be “emaciated” “I WANNA BE EMACIATED”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Nellie most closely matches Lisa Simpson: she’s bright, hyper-self‑aware, socially and politically opinionated, but also deeply anxious and harsh on herself. Like Lisa, she mixes sharp moral stances and callouts with very online humor, e.g. criticizing someone by saying “If you follow this sicko go ahead and unfollow me” and mocking casual activism with “‘If I ever go to an ICE protest’ like it’s some concert???”. Her perfectionism and overthinking around school and dance echo Lisa’s performance pressure, seen in posts like “All of my schoolwork is due the day before I see Paul McCartney fml” and body-focused panic before dance events such as “I just found out we’re getting photos taken at dance tonight and I feel like a massive cow 💔”. She also has a strong artistic/stan side—obsessing over Taylor Swift and Paul McCartney, e.g. “Thinking about that time I saw Paul McCartney at the Paul McCartney concert where I payed to see Paul McCartney”—which parallels Lisa’s intense fandoms and musical passions. Underneath the sarcasm and self‑destruction, her occasional clarity about how much the disorder hurts her, like “I would never wish this disorder on anybody.”, feels very Lisa: smart enough to see what’s wrong, but still stuck in it emotionally.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: much of their life is online and inward-focused, centering on their internal struggles with eating disorders and self-harm rather than broad social engagement, e.g. describing themselves as "yelling into the abyss" on edtwt in “Being an edtwt acc with less than 300 followers feels like I'm yelling into the abyss about how fat I look” and worrying that friends/family will recognize their countertop in “being paranoid on #edtwt means I can't post a meal pic without being worried that somehow all of my friends and family will find the post and recognize my counter top or some bullshit”. Their focus on meanings, symbolism, and imagined scenarios rather than pure concrete facts suggests Intuition: for instance, they dramatize inner experiences and goals in an abstract way in “I need to be sick to the point where everyone is worried about me but I can still play it off because of dance” and idealize a future image of themselves in “Someday I want to end up in one of those edtwt retrospectives on yt”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, making decisions and judgments based on emotions, relationships, and hurt rather than detached logic, as seen in the guilt and empathy of “I went to senior sunrise with a whole bunch of my friends and I couldn’t enjoy it because I was so focused on how fat I looked, I would never wish this disorder on anybody.” and the self-conscious sadness in “Today my mom told me that she wanted to do something special but small for me on my 16th birthday… I hate this disorder ☹️”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: their feed shows impulsivity, swings between fasting and binging, and difficulty sticking to plans, like “I cry and complain abt how fat I am and then I start binging 10 minutes later like yeah obviously” and the chaotic, last-minute bracelet scrambling in “Eight months ago I found out I was going to the eras tour, yesterday I realized that I only made like ten bracelets (I leave today)(I made ten more)”. Putting this together, their strongest fit is INFP: an inwardly focused, emotionally intense, idealistic type whose values and self-image dominate their inner narrative, yet who struggles to translate ideals into consistent, organized action.
Some pickup lines for you
- You wanting to end up in an edtwt retrospective and me wanting to end up in your camera roll is basically the same goal, right?
- If you can walk around downtown Toronto and call it burning 400 calories, does walking through your mind rent‑free count as cardio too, or is that just my heart rate spiking?
- Your mom said she’d bake you a cake but didn’t want you to ‘freak out over getting fat’—if it helps, I’d happily take you on a birthday date where the only thing getting bigger is our playlist of Paul McCartney and Taylor Swift.
- You said you only went to senior sunrise but couldn’t enjoy it because you felt fat—so how about we redo it: same sunrise, but this time you’re with someone who’s way more obsessed with your smile than your BMI.
- You woke up from a panic attack because you dreamed you broke your fast—meanwhile I keep waking up from dreams where I finally worked up the nerve to ask you out and had to come on here and do it for real.
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Your new Twitter bio
Nellie ✨ 16 | ballet, Taylor Swift & Toronto airport playlists | once used a retainer as a diet hack, now just trying to pass dance costume check– @nellslocket
Your signature cocktail
The Withering Whimsy Fizz
The Withering Whimsy Fizz is sharp, bright, and a little unhinged—just like Nellie doomscrolling edtwt mid-crisis. The green-apple vodka bite channels her body-obsessed edge and self-sabotage, pulled straight from lines like “I just need to lose 25 lbs like right now” and “I WANNA BE EMACIATED”. The sugar-free berry energy drink is her jittery, caffeinated grind, echoing “Never taking 40mg of Vyvanse then drinking a red bull it feels like my entire body has been shaking for the last three hours” and “I’ve been walking around downtown Toronto all day I just burned like 400 calories 🙏🙏”. Pink grapefruit juice keeps it bittersweet and theatrical, nodding to both ballet stress like “I just found out we’re getting photos taken at dance tonight and I feel like a massive cow 💔” and her soft-core romantic melodrama in “I always feel like such a bad person when I continue to be obsessive over someone who no longer cares for me like they used to.”. Finally, the edible glitter and rock-candy rim is her twee, sparkly fandom side—Eras Tour, Paul McCartney, and all—sparkling through tweets like “It’s my birthday today and one of my friends just gave me an extra Eras Tour VIP box” and “Thinking about that time I saw Paul McCartney at the Paul McCartney concert where I payed to see Paul McCartney”. Strong but playful, a little toxic but addictively pretty, it’s the drink you order when you want to look like you’re coping in style.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Nellie’s timeline shows intense ambition and a willingness to push herself far past healthy limits to achieve her body-image goals, which is very Slytherin-coded. She repeatedly frames extreme weight loss as a ruthless objective, like when she says she “need[s] to be sick to the point where everyone is worried about me but I can still play it off because of dance” “I need to be sick to the point where everyone is worried about me but I can still play it off because of dance” and sets concrete goals such as “Unpinning at 100lbs/45.3kgs!!!” “Unpinning at 100lbs/45.3kgs!!!”. She is also highly image- and status-conscious, wanting to be notable within a niche community: “Someday I want to end up in one of those edtwt retrospectives on yt” “Someday I want to end up in one of those edtwt retrospectives on yt”. There’s a sharp, sometimes cutting social judgment in tweets like “If you follow this sicko go ahead and unfollow me” “If you follow this sicko go ahead and unfollow me” and the way she reacts to being called a medium at dance with “IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF” “last night my dance teacher was handing out costumes and she looks at me and says 'oh wow you're a medium this year' IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF”, which shows a very all-or-nothing, pride-driven mindset. Even her joking embrace of being seen as extreme or controversial within her niche (“MGGs controversially young gf” in the bio) underscores that she leans into edginess and identity as power, a classic Slytherin flavor. While there are flashes of vulnerability and humor, the dominant throughline is ambitious self-reinvention, competitiveness about appearance, and a willingness to endure a lot for her goals—traits that align most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
this is me trying - Taylor Swift
A song that best suits Nellie is this is me trying by Taylor Swift. She’s clearly a devoted Swiftie, talking about the Eras Tour multiple times, like when she says “The eras tour is ending tonight BUT IT JUST STARTED 🥲” and getting an “extra Eras Tour VIP box THAT THEY JUST HAD AROUND THE HOUSE?!??”. The song’s themes of exhaustion, relapse, and quietly struggling to stay afloat mirror her eating disorder and self-harm battles, such as “why do I have to relapse right before my birthday literally every year?????” and “I want to relapse so bad but I have nothing to cut with”. Lyrics about feeling like a failure but still trying fit tweets where she calls herself a “fatass” and laments “Why can’t I just get skinny and maintain it every time I reach a lw I get fat asf”. At the same time, there’s a quiet determination in her attempts to cope and keep going—like going to alternative school and dance despite everything—that aligns with the song’s resigned but persistent hopefulness.
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