Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about music, love, and experiences, e.g. “pocas veces lloré tan desconsolademente como con esta canción en vivo” and “la conexión q yo tengo con esta canción no la voy a poder explicar nunca”.
- Humor-oriented: Constantly uses jokes and playful exaggeration, like “me estoy muriendo de calor… me voy a morir de calor me muerooo” and “no puede ser q estuve todo el dia cantando la cancion de la coqueta lobotomia urgente”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense dedication to Oasis and the Gallagher brothers, e.g. “hoy brindé x los hermanos gallagher” and “what's the point of living si ya vi a oasis en vivo q sigue después life peaked ese 16/11”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes and laughs at own tendencies, like “no puede gustarme tanto salir soy un gallagher” and “es insoportable q cuando estoy cursando quiero q sean vacaciones y cuando son vacaciones… por q no dejo de existir y listo”.
- Creative-minded: Enjoys creating edits and visual concepts, e.g. “hice esto para representar como se ve el interior de mi cabeza” and “cosas para hacer cuando hacen 34 grados… un edit de noel desde la oscuridad de tu pieza”.
Weaknesses:
- Heat-intolerant: Frequently complains about hot weather and feeling unable to cope, e.g. “me estoy muriendo de calor… me voy a morir de calor” and “realmente el eslabon mas debil de la sociedad soy discapacitada del calor”.
- Overattached fandom: Frames life meaning heavily around Oasis/Noel, like “what's the point of living si ya vi a oasis en vivo q sigue después life peaked ese 16/11” and “ojala mi proxima navidad sea de novia con noel”.
- Procrastination-prone: Mentions putting things off and distraction, e.g. “me había OLVIDADO q tenia esto q nunca abrí pq tenía q estudiar” and using games instead of sleep in “estuve jugando al jueguito ese… ahora cuando cierro los ojos… veo el jueguito”.
- Socially timid: Describes herself as too shy to approach people, like “el pibe q cursa en la misma comisión q vos pero q nunca le vas a hablar pq sos una timida de re mierda”.
- Romantically idealistic: Projects strong romantic fantasies onto musicians, e.g. “una navidad con el bastará para sanarme”, “noel gallagher tiene el cuerpo hecho a medida del romance”, and “más vale q mañana esté este señor envuelto abajo del arbol con mi nombre arriba”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: emotional, thoughtful, a little dramatic, and very attached to their favorite art and media. Like Lisa with jazz and books, they feel things intensely and overthink, for example saying “terminé frankenstein quien me mandó a ser tan empática loco” and “pocas veces lloré tan desconsolademente como con esta canción en vivo”. Their obsessive love for bands and specific artists echoes Lisa’s passionate fixations on causes and idols: “what's the point of living si ya vi a oasis en vivo q sigue después life peaked ese 16/11” and “noel gallagher tiene el cuerpo hecho a medida del romance”. They also show self-awareness and a bit of existential angst, similar to Lisa’s inner monologues, in tweets like “es insoportable q cuando estoy cursando quiero q sean vacaciones y cuando son vacaciones ... por q no dejo de existir y listo” and “hice esto para representar como se ve el interior de mi cabeza”. Even their mix of tenderness and snark toward others, such as “hay gente q no leyó la bibliografia”, matches Lisa’s blend of empathy and sharp judgment.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean introvert over extrovert: they often describe themselves as bored, withdrawn or observing rather than constantly social, like in “me aburro tanto al final lo unico q me entretenia era estudiar para los parciales” and “el pibe q cursa en la misma comisión q vos pero q nunca le vas a hablar pq sos una timida de re mierda”, and they process feelings alone on trains or in their room, e.g. “estoy llorando en el tren… mientras lloro pq tengo esto en frente” and “cosas para hacer… un edit de noel desde la oscuridad de tu pieza”. Their heavy use of metaphor, imagination and romanticization points to intuition over sensing: they talk about being “connected to the moon” in their bio, call Noel’s body “made to measure for romance” in “noel gallagher tiene el cuerpo hecho a medida del romance”, and dramatize experiences as life-peaking moments in “what's the point of living si ya vi a oasis en vivo q sigue después life peaked ese 16/11”. They clearly prioritize feeling over thinking, centering emotions, relationships and sentimental attachments: they describe crying to songs in “pocas veces lloré tan desconsolademente como con esta canción en vivo”, empathizing with Frankenstein in “terminé frankenstein quien me mandó a ser tan empática loco”, and dreaming of romantic Christmas scenarios like “ojala mi proxima navidad sea de novia con noel”. Their lifestyle and tone feel perceiving rather than judging: they complain about boredom and lack of structure instead of detailing plans, as in “es insoportable q cuando estoy cursando quiero q sean vacaciones y cuando son vacaciones… o me muero del aburrimiento”, and they spontaneously binge movies (“tercera peli del día let's fucking gooo”) or games until their mind is full of it, as in “estuve jugando al jueguito ese… ahora cuando cierro los ojos… veo el jueguito”. Altogether, the dreamy romanticism, strong emotional expression, shy/observant stance, and go-with-the-flow spontaneity line up best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said life peaked seeing Oasis on 16/11, but have you considered a sequel where we slow dance to ‘Come On Baby Blue’ and see if the sky kicks another hole just for us?
- You toasted to the Gallagher brothers on Christmas and wished next Navidad would be as Noel’s girlfriend… I can’t be Noel, but I can offer you vitel toné refills and a lifetime of laughing at cejudos together.
- You finished Frankenstein and got too empathetic, you cry at Matilda, and you saw the romance in Noel’s silhouette—are you sure you’re not the one connected to the moon and I’m just the monster falling for you?
- You complain about the heat, survive on fan air while editing Noel, and call yourself ‘discapacitada del calor’—if you want, I can be your human air conditioner: cold drinks, colder room, and very warm cuddles.
- You said behind every gay person there’s a meaner, more evil gay person; behind this DM there’s just a shy idiot who’d absolutely be the ‘pibe que cursa en tu comisión’ and still somehow manage to ask you out for a movie marathon and reheated nachos de la sustancia.
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Your new Twitter bio
Oasis scholar, heatwave hater, and professional overthinker. Once learned what the Super Bowl was from The Simpsons a decade late.– @nenadenoel
Your signature cocktail
Gallagher Moon Fever
This drink is built around Fernet and cola, loud and chaotic but still classic Argentina energy, perfect for someone tweeting about a “lovely day in argentina!!!” “lovely day in argentina!!!” and melting in the heat while making edits in the dark. A splash of Malbec adds drama and romance for the girl who toasts “x los hermanos gallagher” and dreams “ojala mi proxima navidad sea de novia con noel” “hoy brindé x los hermanos gallagher” “ojala mi proxima navidad sea de novia con noel”. The lemon-mint syrup is for her sharp, funny chaos and fresh, unfiltered commentary when she yells “CALLATE PESADA DE MIERDAAAAAA” and admits “a mi q me importa” “CALLATE PESADA DE MIERDAAAAAA” “a mi q me importa”. Salted caramel slides in for the soft, clingy, romantic side that cries over songs and movies, like when she says “pocas veces lloré tan desconsolademente como con esta canción en vivo” and “q peli triste es matilda cual hay si lloro mirando matilda.” “pocas veces lloré tan desconsolademente como con esta canción en vivo” “q peli triste es matilda cual hay si lloro mirando matilda.”. Finally, the edible silver glitter is her moon connection and rockstar obsession in one shimmer, for the person who writes “I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon” and swears “what's the point of living si ya vi a oasis en vivo q sigue después life peaked ese 16/11.” “I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon” “what's the point of living si ya vi a oasis en vivo q sigue después life peaked ese 16/11”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is driven much more by deep attachment and devotion than by ambition or showmanship, which fits Hufflepuff. They’re intensely loyal to the things and people they love, especially Oasis/Noel/Liam, in tweets like “what's the point of living si ya vi a oasis en vivo q sigue después life peaked ese 16/11” and “hoy brindé x los hermanos gallagher”, where their fandom becomes almost a life-orientation. They also romanticize and cherish family and close relationships, as in “mi mamá”, “las caras q le hacia a mi hermana cuando era chica”, and the affectionate joking at their boyfriend in “el cornudo de mi novio”. Even their complaints have a warm, self-deprecating tone—like “realmente el eslabon mas debil de la sociedad soy discapacitada del calor” and “es insoportable q cuando estoy cursando quiero q sean vacaciones y cuando son vacaciones... por q no dejo de existir y listo”—suggesting humility rather than ego. While they are witty and creative (e.g., “hice esto para representar como se ve el interior de mi cabeza”), the core through-line is emotional constancy, softness, and a preference for comfort and connection over glory, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff rather than Ravenclaw or Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Slide Away - Oasis
A song that best fits them is “Slide Away” by Oasis. They are intensely Oasis- and Gallagher-core, constantly centering their feelings and fantasies around Noel, like when they said “ojala mi proxima navidad sea de novia con noel” and “noel gallagher tiene el cuerpo hecho a medida del romance”. Slide Away is a big, romantic, slightly desperate love song, which matches their dramatic, idealized way of loving, seen in “and i remember when i met him it was so clear that he was the only one for me”. It also fits their tendency to anchor their emotional life to Oasis, as they said “what's the point of living si ya vi a oasis en vivo q sigue después life peaked ese 16/11”. The song’s mix of yearning, devotion, and slightly melancholy hope feels exactly like the romantic, over-the-top inner world they hinted at with “hice esto para representar como se ve el interior de mi cabeza”.
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