Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ideological Clarity: He explicitly defines his political framework in his bio as “Nacionalista. Laureanista. Bolivariano.” and maintains consistency across topics.
- Political Awareness: He monitors complex legislative and international shifts, such as lobbying efforts in the U.S. Senate and their impact on Colombia.
- Platform Literacy: He understands digital dynamics, identifying parody accounts and noting that “many Twitter users make electoral analyses that look like masturbation”.
- Candid Communication: He expresses his opinions without filters, openly admitting when he finds a candidate like Fajardo “a piece of crap” even while voting for him.
- Cultural Engagement: He uses humor and satire to engage his audience, often praising AI-generated memes as a tool for political commentary.
Weaknesses:
- Violence Advocacy: He repeatedly and explicitly calls for extrajudicial violence, stating “I just know I want SOCIAL CLEANSING NOW”.
- Dehumanizing Language: He refers to vulnerable populations like the homeless and drug users as “garbage” who should be dealt with by repressive state forces.
- Extreme Xenophobia: He displays aggressive prejudice toward other nationalities, specifically insulting Mexicans as having “sexual repression”.
- Anti-Democratic Sentiment: He openly disregards the rule of law, claiming “I don't give a damn about institutionality and the constitution”.
- Aggressive Hostility: His discourse is heavily reliant on profanity and insults, frequently calling opponents “perros hijueputas” or “hediondos”.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Like the refined yet vengeful Robert Terwilliger, this user possesses a sophisticated, reactionary political ideology, identifying as a “Laureanista, Bolivariano, and Fundamentalist of the Regeneration” while harboring a dark obsession with order through violence. They mirror Bob’s disdain for modern liberal society and his penchant for extreme solutions, repeatedly calling for “LIMPIEZA SOCIAL YA” (social cleansing). Much like Bob’s elitist attitude toward the 'common man,' the user mocks the electorate, stating that “many Twitteros' electoral analyses are like masturbation”. Ultimately, their flair for the dramatic and open admission of “doing apology for crime” perfectly encapsulates the persona of a high-brow villain who believes only a strong, ruthless hand can save the nation.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Neochulavita exhibits Extroversion (E) through a high volume of provocative public commentary and hosting social events like “SPACE A LAS 9PM”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their obsession with grand political ideologies and historical figures, as evidenced by calling “Bismarck ... lo más grande que le dio Alemania a el mundo”. They lean heavily into Thinking (T) with a blunt, often abrasive style that prioritizes cold efficiency over empathy, specifically when they claim “Me importa un culo la institucionalidad y la constitución” in favor of authoritarian order. Finally, their Judging (J) trait appears in their rigid adherence to traditionalist doctrine and their constant demand for immediate, decisive action, such as when they tweet “quiero LIMPIEZA SOCIAL YA”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Colombian F2? Because you’ve just cleared out every other thought in my head to make this the safest neighborhood for my heart.
- I promise I’m not a 'tibio' or a 'Petrista hediondo'—I’m 100% committed to winning your primary on the first ballot.
- Call me Bernie Moreno, because I’m a high-level asset from abroad looking to form a strategic, long-term alliance with your heart.
- If being with you is 'apología al delito,' then you can read my name among the accused any day, as long as we’re sharing the same bench.
- You can stop looking for Bismarck’s legacy; you’ve already achieved the greatest unification of my interest and my attention.
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Medellín native analyzing Colombian geopolitics. From deep dives on election polls to the irony of modern governance. I value hard truths and a sharp sense of humor.– @neochulavita
Your signature cocktail
The Iron Paternalist
This drink is strong, uncompromising, and deeply nationalistic, much like a user who identifies as a “Nacionalista. Laureanista. Bolivariano.”. The base of aged rum honors his Colombian identity, while the heavy bitters reflect his disdain for political moderation, specifically stating he is “cansado de los hijueputas tibios”. The dark red finish is a provocative nod to his repeated, controversial calls for “LIMPIEZA SOCIAL YA”, served to someone who openly admits “Me importa un culo la institucionalidad y la constitución”. It is a cocktail for the 'Regeneración' fundamentalist who prefers the iron fist of the past over modern multiculturalism.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user exhibits classic Slytherin traits of ambition, fierce group-loyalty, and a preference for power and order over institutional norms. They express a desire for authoritarian efficiency, stating “Me importa un culo la institucionalidad y la constitución... Esa mierda no nos ha traido nada bueno...”, while prioritizing the strategic advantage of having allies in high places, noting that “Necesitamos colombianos en posiciones de poder en otros países... Eso lo entendió muy bien el Lobby Israelí...”. Their bio's 'Fundamentalist' and 'Laureanista' labels, combined with their repeated, aggressive calls for “LIMPIEZA SOCIAL YA”, reflect a ruthless approach to achieving their vision of a 'regenerated' society. Ultimately, their focus on leadership through strength and the dismissal of 'lukewarm' opposition aligns them with the more extreme, power-oriented values of Slytherin house.
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Street Hassle - Lou Reed
The user’s profile is defined by a grim, uncompromising worldview rooted in authoritarianism and a desire for societal purging, explicitly identifying as a “Fan #1 de la limpieza social”. Like the gritty, cynical narrative of the song, they exhibit a profound lack of empathy for those they deem 'social waste,' stating that “hacen falta Miles de limpiezas sociales” to deal with the “marihuaneros, indígentes, y demás basura”. Their nostalgia for historical violence and the F2 security forces mirrors a dark, street-level nihilism, as seen when they celebrate an agent “asegurándose de mantener el lugar más seguro al vaciarse a todos los gamines”. Ultimately, the song’s cold detachment from human suffering matches their claim that “me importa un culo la institucionalidad y la constitución” in favor of radical, violent order.
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