
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, anxious about the future, and easily overwhelmed by how much they care. Like Lisa stressing over school and her place in the world, this user constantly fixates on college and expectations, asking things like “oq q eu levo pra faculdade”, repeating it anxiously in “faculdade faculdade faculdade faculdade”, and lamenting “nao quero ir pra faculdade nao quero nao quero”. Their posts show intense emotion and a sense of not being taken seriously, mirroring Lisa’s frustration when others dismiss her: “ai fodase ninguém me leva a serio mesmo fodase fodase fodase quero sumir”. They also show deep care and attachment, as in “não tem nada que eu mais ame do que ela.”, alongside a strong, sometimes pessimistic empathy akin to Lisa’s world-weariness, reflected in “engraçado que se você for empático nesse mundo você só se fode ne”. The mix of intellectual focus (study account, college worries), emotional intensity, and feeling misunderstood lines up far more with Lisa than with more chaotic characters like Bart or Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about their own feelings and inner reactions rather than active socializing, like “fds vou sumir nao quero mais saber de nada tbm” and “ai fodase ninguém me leva a serio mesmo fodase fodase fodase quero sumir”, which show retreating inward when overwhelmed. Their focus is strongly emotional and value‑driven rather than concrete or detail‑oriented, pointing to Intuition (N) over Sensing, for example “engraçado que se você for empático nesse mundo você só se fode ne”, which reflects on empathy and the world in a broad, abstract way. The heavy emphasis on feelings, hurt, and relationships suggests Feeling (F): they talk about love “não tem nada que eu mais ame do que ela.” and emotional pain “to com tanta tristeza no coração que to me sentindo essa imagem” rather than logical analysis. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they frequently express being overwhelmed and unprepared about college, like “eu não sei o que levar pra faculdade” and “oq q eu levo pra faculdade”, suggesting a spontaneous, less structured approach. Overall, the combination of introspective emotional intensity, idealism about empathy, and difficulty with structured demands like college aligns best with INFP.

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16 • figuring out college, coffee and life • easily ragebaited but trying to stay soft • once packed for uni and forgot everything except my headphones– @neonkagerou

Your signature cocktail
The Blue curaçao matches their chaotic, online-core vibe and late-night timeline spirals like “fds vou sumir nao quero mais saber de nada tbm”, giving the drink a neon, dramatic flair. An espresso shot channels the exhausted student energy and caffeine reliance behind “eu não sei o que levar pra faculdade” and “oq q eu levo pra faculdade”. Pink cotton candy syrup represents the soft, romantic side of “esposo da yume mizuki” and the tenderness in “não tem nada que eu mais ame do que ela.”, adding sweetness under all the yelling. Sparkling tonic water mirrors their jumpy, hyper, easily-triggered timeline, fizzing like “eu fico com ódio descomunal da pessoa o dia inteiro pq sou facilmente ragebaitavel”. Finally, a dash of bitters captures the sadness and frustration behind “eu to tao tao tao triste” and “ai fodase ninguém me leva a serio mesmo fodase fodase fodase quero sumir”, keeping the drink complex, not just cute and sweet.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong orientation toward relationships and attachment, which leans Hufflepuff: in their bio they call themselves "esposo da yume mizuki" and say there is nothing they love more than her, echoed in the tweet “não tem nada que eu mais ame do que ela.”. This intensity of care appears alongside frustration about not being taken seriously, as in “ai fodase ninguém me leva a serio mesmo fodase fodase fodase quero sumir”, suggesting someone who values being a good friend or person and feels hurt when their loyalty or feelings aren’t respected. Their complaints about empathy — “engraçado que se você for empático nesse mundo você só se fode ne” — show they view kindness and emotional consideration as important, even if it backfires. The mix of college anxiety and persistence, like repeatedly worrying about what to bring to college in “eu não sei o que levar pra faculdade” and “oq q eu levo pra faculdade”, reflects a hardworking, dutiful side rather than pure ambition or showy bravery. Their anger and "ragebait" tweets, such as “eu fico com ódio descomunal da pessoa o dia inteiro pq sou facilmente ragebaitavel”, read more like an emotionally sensitive, easily hurt Hufflepuff than a coldly strategic Slytherin or glory-seeking Gryffindor. Overall, the emphasis on love, empathy, and emotional loyalty—paired with anxiety about school—fits Hufflepuff most convincingly.

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A well-fitting song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures teenage angst, frustration, and the feeling of not being taken seriously. They repeatedly express not wanting to deal with college, like in “nao quero ir pra faculdade nao quero nao quero” and the obsessive repetition in “faculdade faculdade faculdade faculdade”, echoing the song’s tension between expectations and emotional exhaustion. Their posts often show bursts of anger and a desire to disappear, such as “fds vou sumir nao quero mais saber de nada tbm” and “ai fodase ninguém me leva a serio mesmo fodase fodase fodase quero sumir”, which mirror the song’s feelings of alienation and wanting to escape. The persistent sadness in “eu to tao tao tao triste” and “to com tanta tristeza no coração que to me sentindo essa imagem” matches the melancholic core of Teen Idle. At the same time, their affection for their partner in “não tem nada que eu mais ame do que ela.” shows a tender side beneath the anger and cynicism, much like the vulnerability behind MARINA’s dramatic lyrics.

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