Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares excitement, stress, and affection, like celebrating college success in “CONSEGUI” and hyping their future spot in the course in “já deu certo porra essa vaga eh minha…”.
- Affectionate-friend: Shows strong care for people they like, e.g. defending Gracie in “nunca vao me fazer te odiar gracie” and expressing love in “amo tanto ela”.
- Humorous-ironic: Uses jokes and irony to comment on life, like bargaining kisses for a Palmeiras shirt in “eu beijo na boca de quem me der a nova camisa do palmeiras” and mocking situations in “futebol me estressa até em desenho bicho”.
- Passionate-fan: Engages deeply with media and sports, hyping anime in “GACHIAKUTA ANIME DO ANO”, Blue Lock reactions like “O CABEÇA DE OVO PASSOU E O KUNIGAMI NAO”, and football in “eh foda depender do vasco p ser feliz”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes own habits and flaws, such as over-RTing in “eu dou mt rt nas coisas tenho q parar com isso” and reflecting on old online behavior in “eu tenho medo de instalar o amino e ver minhas conversas pq #pqp”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile-temper: Uses harsh language when upset, e.g. “então vai tomar no seu cu” and calling someone “sua prostituta” in “meu amor mas eu perguntei pra vc sua prostituta”.
- Anxiety-prone: Expresses fear and overthinking about outcomes, like being scared in “to com medo mds” and worrying about course competition in “espero q ninguem em jundiai escolha o curso q eu quero”.
- Emotionally-fragile: Small triggers heavily affect mood, as in “como pode uma simples mensagem acabar com o meu dia” and feeling unexpectedly unwell in “gente to mt mal de vdd eu achei q tava tudo bem mas nAO TA”.
- Romantically-aching: Carries unresolved romantic pain, shown in “idk who i am when you stop saying you love me…” and discomfort about an ex treating them better now in “ela me tratando melhor agora doq quando a gente namorava me deixa tao sei la”.
- Impulsive-ranting: Frequently vents online in the heat of the moment, like snapping at “vcs são chatos demais bicho” in this tweet and going off on rumors discourse in “também reuniremos uma grande quantidade de provas…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a mix of emotional intensity, introspection, and nerdy fandom energy that fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they’re academically focused and anxious about their future, hyping themselves up about a specific course and spot: “já deu certo porra essa vaga eh minha eu já passei nesse carai tudo vai dar certo” and “espero q ninguem em jundiai escolha o curso q eu quero”. They’re also very emotionally expressive about relationships and friendships, for example “ela me tratando melhor agora doq quando a gente namorava me deixa tao sei la” and the vulnerable English lyric tweet “idk who i am when you stop saying you love me…”, which feels very Lisa-in-her-diary coded. Their strong opinions on pop culture and sports—gachiakuta, Blue Lock, JJK, Vasco, Palmeiras, K-pop—mirror Lisa’s passionate obsessions and rants: “GACHIAKUTA ANIME DO ANO” and “eh foda depender do vasco p ser feliz”. Finally, the mix of sarcasm and moral irritation at nonsense, like “tarot virou piada dms bicho sdd de quando era coisa do diabo” and “eh cada coisa q eu tenho q ouvir de homem”, strongly resembles Lisa’s blend of idealism, skepticism, and exasperation with the world around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their timeline centers on personal feelings, media, and family rather than big social scenes, and they hint at needing emotional safety, e.g. the vulnerable tone in “idk who i am when you stop saying you love me with my life in your hands, i've never felt so ugly” and the simple reach-out in “oi fala cmg”. Their interests and expressions suggest Intuition over Sensing: they romanticize age as an aesthetic concept in “queria ter 19 pra sempre pq eu acho uma idade esteticamente bonita” and fantasize about imagined situations in “eu PRECISO q esse cenário específico q eu vivo imaginando aconteça de tanto q eu penso nele”, focusing on inner imagery more than concrete detail. They are strongly Feeling: their reactions are emotional, relational, and value-driven, from football and anime angst in “futebol me estressa até em desenho bicho” and “esse isagi eh um banana to me estressando” to hurt over relationship dynamics in “ela me tratando melhor agora doq quando a gente namorava me deixa tao sei la”. Their spontaneity and lack of rigid structure point to Perceiving: they swing between moods and impulses, like wanting to blow money on thrift stores in “quero gastar todo o meu dinheiro em brecho”, joking about skipping responsibilities in “já pode faltar na faculdade?”, and acknowledging their own retweet impulsiveness in “eu dou mt rt nas coisas tenho q parar com isso”. Overall, the mix of introspective emotional depth, rich inner fantasy life, strong personal values, and flexible, somewhat chaotic day-to-day attitude aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If someone shows up with the new Palmeiras shirt you’ll kiss them… so if I show up with it AND a Gachiakuta marathon ready, do I get a goal, extra time, or straight to golden score with you?
- You said you’d cry because ‘the egghead passed and Kunigami didn’t’ — I volunteer as your emotional support character: half Kunigami, half Isagi banana, 100% ready to be stressed about anime and football by your side.
- You’re manifesting that spot in Jundiaí like ‘this spot is mine, it’s already worked out’ — if I promise to root for you harder than you root for Vasco, can I be the person you text when it finally becomes real?
- You miss Dean from SPN, you’d be Chuuya if you were a twink, and you’re sick over Gachiakuta… I’m just saying, we clearly have the same type: chaotic, dramatic, a little unhinged. Want to add ‘our situationship’ to that watchlist?
- You found out you’re actually 1.66 instead of 1.63 and felt betrayed; I think the real crime is that the universe let someone this funny and obsessed with jjk S3 stay single around New Year’s. Can I apply to be your 2026 plot twist?
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19, surviving on anime, football stress & thrift finds. Once lost a UNO game to 4 kids and never recovered. Headphones on, trying to stay sane.– @neovcaine
Your signature cocktail
Blue Lock & Black Cat Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with cold-brew coffee for the stressed, sleep-deprived student energy who’s already asking “já pode faltar na faculdade?” and manifesting that “essa vaga eh minha”. Green apple liqueur nods to the chaos of loving football and suffering with Vasco and Palmeiras, from “eh foda depender do vasco p ser feliz” to beijar quem der a camisa do Palmeiras in “eu beijo na boca de quem me der a nova camisa do palmeiras”. Blue curaçao represents the anime brainrot—Blue Lock, JJK, Bleach—complaining that “esse isagi eh um banana to me estressando” while still losing it over “finalmente vou poder assistir a 3° temp de jjk”. Sparkling citrus soda captures their loud, meme-y, RT-heavy timeline that swings from “vcs são chatos demais bicho” to soft moments like “amo tanto ela”. A tiny dash of saline solution is for the quiet hurt beneath the jokes, like “como pode uma simples mensagem acabar com o meu dia” and the raw line “i've never felt so ugly”, making the drink strong, slightly bitter-sweet, but still sparkling enough to keep going.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, emotional steadiness toward others, and a grounded, everyday perseverance. Their affection and constancy toward people and things they love is very prominent, like when they say “nunca vao me fazer te odiar gracie” and “amo tanto ela”, which signals a deep, enduring loyalty. They’re quietly hardworking and determined about their goals, as seen in “já deu certo porra essa vaga eh minha eu já passei nesse carai tudo vai dar certo” and the anxious hope in “espero q ninguem em jundiai escolha o curso q eu quero”, showing a practical, persistent mindset rather than flashy ambition. Their warmth and attachment to kids and family also fits Hufflepuff’s caring side, like feeling “pior q eu vou sentir sdd dos pivete” and laughing tenderly at “meu irmão de 7 anos ameaçando fugir de casa pq ficou de castigo to morta com isso”. Even when they’re irritated with people, it comes from a strong sense of fairness and emotional honesty, such as “então vai tomar no seu cu” and “vcs são chatos demais bicho”, which reads more as raw, straightforward feeling than calculated edge or ego. Altogether, their loyalty, down‑to‑earth determination, and soft spot for the people around them align most clearly with Hufflepuff.
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brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑known song that fits them best is “brutal” by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures chaotic young-adult energy, frustration, and sarcasm. They swing between anxiety about the future and bold self‑pep talks, like when they hype themselves up about university entrance: “já deu certo porra essa vaga eh minha eu já passei nesse carai tudo vai dar certo” and then worry about others choosing the same course: “espero q ninguem em jundiai escolha o curso q eu quero”. Emotional volatility and feeling mentally fried also show up when they say “gente to mt mal de vdd eu achei q tava tudo bem mas nAO TA” and when a simple message ruins their day: “como pode uma simples mensagem acabar com o meu dia”. They’re caught between being jaded and still very earnest in love and friendship, like feeling weird that an ex treats them better now: “ela me tratando melhor agora doq quando a gente namorava me deixa tao sei la” and clinging to fandom comforts such as JJK, SPN, and anime: “finalmente vou poder assistir a 3° temp de jjk” and “saudade de assistir spn saudade do dean”. The mix of cursing, humor, sports stress, and self‑deprecation—like “futebol me estressa até em desenho bicho” and “eh foda depender do vasco p ser feliz”—matches the song’s theme of being overwhelmed, messy, and young in a world that expects you to have it together.
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