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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: highly political, very left-wing, academically minded, and often frustrated with a reactionary society. Like Lisa, they’re openly socialist/communist and critical of imperialism and nationalism, seen in posts like “Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure” and “The US flag is a better symbol for hate and imperialism than the Union Jack…”. They show intellectual engagement and self-education, arguing about Marxism and capitalism in tweets such as “Hitler was openly against socialism and he hated communists…” and “So… capitalism?”, and they even mention going to CERN and wanting it to survive a revolution, which fits Lisa’s science-nerd vibe: “Went to CERN this week and it was actually quite nice. I think it should stay after le proletarian revolution.”. Their concern for others’ mental health and classmates (“Seeing mutuals… being depressed… makes me so sad…”](https://x.com/NeptunesOrgit/status/2013415766570266630)) shows Lisa-like empathy beneath a sharp, often cutting rhetorical style, as in “You’re an idiot”. Overall, they come off as a politically radical, intellectually serious, somewhat world-weary teenager who still wants things to be better—very much in line with Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: although they interact a lot on X, their content centers on introspection and solitary pursuits, like reading and studying, e.g. calling themselves "Born to be Don Quixote" in “Born to be Don Quixote forced to be Sinclair.” and talking about struggling alone with homework at 2AM in “2AM and I've still got many hours of homework to do for... well today I suppose.”. Their focus on ideology, systems, and big-picture politics points to Intuition (N) rather than Sensing; they make abstract structural claims like “Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure” and discuss fascism vs Marxism conceptually in “fascism from it’s inception was a rejection of Marxism and an acceptance of a bourgeois state…”. The tone is heavily Thinking (T): they argue in terms of logic and historical analysis, often bluntly insulting opponents, as in “You’re an idiot” and “Nobody imagined that the average person could become as stupid as you but here we are.”, while dissecting causes of social issues in “The government, poor waste management, privatization of public services, the list could go on but it certainly doesn’t include migrants.”. Their preference for ideological consistency, long-term planning, and structured views of revolution indicates Judging (J): they talk about future commitments like “I'll join an org on(/around) my 18th probably or something.” and criticize others for lacking the "stomach" for revolutionary necessity in “A lot of y’all don’t have the stomach for what’s required to get a proletarian revolution…”. Putting this together, their introspective but combative style, abstract political theorizing, logic-first bluntness, and structured, goal-oriented mindset fit INTJ best.

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UK teen leftist navigating homework, class struggle & Don Quixote. Once visited CERN and decided it deserves to survive the revolution.– @NeptunesOrgit

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The Per Aspera Ad Astra Spritz is a sharp, fiery drink for someone who tweets “Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure” while debating fascism and imperialism with strangers online (“Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure”, “Hitler was openly against socialism and he hated communists...”). Overproof dark rum stands for the unexpectedly intense mix of youthful energy and heavy politics, the person who can say “A lot of y’all don’t have the stomach for what’s required to get a proletarian revolution” and still complain about homework at 2AM (“2AM and I've still got many hours of homework to do...”). Blood orange bitter aperitif captures their blend of bitterness and optimism, from “Nuke the UK” to lamenting that they actually somewhat enjoy college but feel too ill to go (“I am an ill blud today ts pmo… I actually somewhat enjoy college but I feel too ill to go”). Dry vermouth nods to their bookish, slightly old-soul side, the kid “Born to be Don Quixote forced to be Sinclair” who’s literally reading Cervantes (“Born to be Don Quixote forced to be Sinclair.”, “Currently reading Don Quixote”). Red chili tincture is the hit of rage and gallows humour behind lines like “Fuck it. Kill all men. Including me. We're clearly all very stupid.” and “Abortion is goated. More people should do ts…”. Finally, sparkling lemonade tops it off with a bright, youthful fizz, because beneath the revolutionary rhetoric and UK-political despair, there’s still the teenager who’s sad they’re not 18 to see Iron Lung at the cinema and wants to encourage depressed mutuals on the timeline (“Genuinely sad I’m not 18 and can’t watch Iron Lung at the cinema.”, “Seeing mutuals who I've never actually interacted with being depressed on timeline makes me so sad...”).

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Neptune shows a strong Gryffindor-style courage and willingness to confront others directly, often in defense of their beliefs: they tell a racist that "The government, poor waste management, privatization of public services, the list could go on but it certainly doesn’t include migrants." and bluntly call out reactionaries with lines like "You would cheer if the NSDAP was elected today." and "The Gestapo would’ve loved you 💔." They openly embrace revolutionary politics and the difficult implications of that, saying "A lot of y’all don’t have the stomach for what’s required to get a proletarian revolution, and today it shows." and "Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure," which reflects moral boldness and a readiness to fight for a cause rather than caution or self-preservation. Their posts are impulsive, emotionally charged, and often self-sacrificial in tone, like "Fuck it. Kill all men. Including me. We're clearly all very stupid.," which fits Gryffindor’s intense, dramatic streak more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin. At the same time, they show protective empathy toward others, wanting to support depressed mutuals despite social awkwardness: "I'm probably just going to start leaving comments even if they fall on deaf ears.." While they clearly think about politics and read serious works like Don Quixote, the dominant traits are their confrontational bravery and readiness to publicly stand up for their ideals, marking them most strongly as a Gryffindor.

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Their timeline is intensely anti-imperialist, anti-fascist, and class-focused, which fits perfectly with the rage and revolutionary politics of Killing in the Name. They openly call out capitalism and imperialism, as in “So… capitalism?” and “The US flag is a better symbol for hate and imperialism than the Union Jack…”, mirroring the song’s condemnation of oppressive systems. Their bio, “Per Aspera, Ad Astra leftcom + rosa luxemburg fan”, and lines like “Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure” match the song’s rejection of blind loyalty and nationalism. Tweets such as “A lot of y’all don’t have the stomach for what’s required to get a proletarian revolution, and today it shows.” echo the song’s uncompromising call to resistance. Even their dark, hopeless humor about politics and humanity – e.g. “It’s just over for humanity atp.” – fits the furious, defiant energy that drives the track.

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