Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Class-conscious: Regularly centers politics on class, e.g. rejecting nationalism in favor of class solidarity in “Well can you say why it’s a problem then? I bear no allegiance to my race or nationality only my class and so should you.”.
- Morally-driven: Shows strong moral concern about fascism, racism, and imperialism, e.g. calling out Nazis and right-wingers in “The NSDAP was definitely worse and you shouldn’t aim or claim to be worse than it.”.
- Supportive_friend: Expresses desire to comfort struggling mutuals despite social awkwardness in “I wanna help you out and make you feel better but you don't know me so it feels weird.”.
- Self-aware: Shows reflection on own behavior and online presence, e.g. debating starting a gimmick account in “I really began to understand the entire desire to make a gimmick account thing... I'll hold firm for now though.”.
- Curious_thinker: Engages critically with media, games, and politics, e.g. nuanced takes on TV and games in “It was a good episode and coming from the exposition of episode 3 it makes sense that it would be more action based.” and “I understand it’s a good game but it’s certainly not underrated.”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile_tone: Frequently resorts to insults that shut down dialogue, e.g. “You’re an idiot” and “Nobody imagined that the average person could become as stupid as you but here we are.”.
- Violent_rhetoric: Uses extreme or provocative statements like “Nuke the UK” and “Fuck it. Kill all men. Including me.”, which undermines otherwise serious political points.
- Cynical_outlook: Often expresses hopelessness about humanity and politics, e.g. “It’s just over for humanity atp.”, which can sap motivation for constructive action.
- Overgeneralizing: Makes sweeping claims about groups, e.g. “Americans are sociologically proven to be liars.” and harsh generational takes, which weakens the rigor of their arguments.
- Burnout_risk: Combines heavy political engagement with stress and low mood, e.g. “Miserable day icl. I felt so unproductive.” and late-night homework in “2AM and I've still got many hours of homework to do…”, suggesting limited self-care.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: highly political, very left-wing, academically minded, and often frustrated with a reactionary society. Like Lisa, they’re openly socialist/communist and critical of imperialism and nationalism, seen in posts like “Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure” and “The US flag is a better symbol for hate and imperialism than the Union Jack…”. They show intellectual engagement and self-education, arguing about Marxism and capitalism in tweets such as “Hitler was openly against socialism and he hated communists…” and “So… capitalism?”, and they even mention going to CERN and wanting it to survive a revolution, which fits Lisa’s science-nerd vibe: “Went to CERN this week and it was actually quite nice. I think it should stay after le proletarian revolution.”. Their concern for others’ mental health and classmates (“Seeing mutuals… being depressed… makes me so sad…”](https://x.com/NeptunesOrgit/status/2013415766570266630)) shows Lisa-like empathy beneath a sharp, often cutting rhetorical style, as in “You’re an idiot”. Overall, they come off as a politically radical, intellectually serious, somewhat world-weary teenager who still wants things to be better—very much in line with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: although they interact a lot on X, their content centers on introspection and solitary pursuits, like reading and studying, e.g. calling themselves "Born to be Don Quixote" in “Born to be Don Quixote forced to be Sinclair.” and talking about struggling alone with homework at 2AM in “2AM and I've still got many hours of homework to do for... well today I suppose.”. Their focus on ideology, systems, and big-picture politics points to Intuition (N) rather than Sensing; they make abstract structural claims like “Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure” and discuss fascism vs Marxism conceptually in “fascism from it’s inception was a rejection of Marxism and an acceptance of a bourgeois state…”. The tone is heavily Thinking (T): they argue in terms of logic and historical analysis, often bluntly insulting opponents, as in “You’re an idiot” and “Nobody imagined that the average person could become as stupid as you but here we are.”, while dissecting causes of social issues in “The government, poor waste management, privatization of public services, the list could go on but it certainly doesn’t include migrants.”. Their preference for ideological consistency, long-term planning, and structured views of revolution indicates Judging (J): they talk about future commitments like “I'll join an org on(/around) my 18th probably or something.” and criticize others for lacking the "stomach" for revolutionary necessity in “A lot of y’all don’t have the stomach for what’s required to get a proletarian revolution…”. Putting this together, their introspective but combative style, abstract political theorizing, logic-first bluntness, and structured, goal-oriented mindset fit INTJ best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’re ‘born to be Don Quixote forced to be Sinclair’ — if you ever need a Sancho to tilt at fascists and bad community notes with you, I promise I’m loyal, literate, and slightly less delusional.
- You’re sad you’re not 18 to watch Iron Lung in the cinema; I’m sad I’m not sitting next to you whispering ‘this is just capitalism but underwater’ every time the tension spikes.
- You went to CERN and decided it should stay after the proletarian revolution — I agree, but only if we run a little experiment on whether putting us in close proximity causes a mutual attraction reaction.
- You said patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure; lucky for you I’ve got no flags, just one class consciousness and a huge crush on the leftcom reading Don Quixote on main.
- You joked that competitive sports are evil and anyone who says otherwise is just Hitler — good news, I hate sports, love abortions, despise fascists, and think ‘Neptune’ is easily my favourite new team to root for.
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UK teen leftist navigating homework, class struggle & Don Quixote. Once visited CERN and decided it deserves to survive the revolution.– @NeptunesOrgit
Your signature cocktail
Per Aspera Ad Astra Spritz
The Per Aspera Ad Astra Spritz is a sharp, fiery drink for someone who tweets “Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure” while debating fascism and imperialism with strangers online (“Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure”, “Hitler was openly against socialism and he hated communists...”). Overproof dark rum stands for the unexpectedly intense mix of youthful energy and heavy politics, the person who can say “A lot of y’all don’t have the stomach for what’s required to get a proletarian revolution” and still complain about homework at 2AM (“2AM and I've still got many hours of homework to do...”). Blood orange bitter aperitif captures their blend of bitterness and optimism, from “Nuke the UK” to lamenting that they actually somewhat enjoy college but feel too ill to go (“I am an ill blud today ts pmo… I actually somewhat enjoy college but I feel too ill to go”). Dry vermouth nods to their bookish, slightly old-soul side, the kid “Born to be Don Quixote forced to be Sinclair” who’s literally reading Cervantes (“Born to be Don Quixote forced to be Sinclair.”, “Currently reading Don Quixote”). Red chili tincture is the hit of rage and gallows humour behind lines like “Fuck it. Kill all men. Including me. We're clearly all very stupid.” and “Abortion is goated. More people should do ts…”. Finally, sparkling lemonade tops it off with a bright, youthful fizz, because beneath the revolutionary rhetoric and UK-political despair, there’s still the teenager who’s sad they’re not 18 to see Iron Lung at the cinema and wants to encourage depressed mutuals on the timeline (“Genuinely sad I’m not 18 and can’t watch Iron Lung at the cinema.”, “Seeing mutuals who I've never actually interacted with being depressed on timeline makes me so sad...”).
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Neptune shows a strong Gryffindor-style courage and willingness to confront others directly, often in defense of their beliefs: they tell a racist that "The government, poor waste management, privatization of public services, the list could go on but it certainly doesn’t include migrants." and bluntly call out reactionaries with lines like "You would cheer if the NSDAP was elected today." and "The Gestapo would’ve loved you 💔." They openly embrace revolutionary politics and the difficult implications of that, saying "A lot of y’all don’t have the stomach for what’s required to get a proletarian revolution, and today it shows." and "Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure," which reflects moral boldness and a readiness to fight for a cause rather than caution or self-preservation. Their posts are impulsive, emotionally charged, and often self-sacrificial in tone, like "Fuck it. Kill all men. Including me. We're clearly all very stupid.," which fits Gryffindor’s intense, dramatic streak more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin. At the same time, they show protective empathy toward others, wanting to support depressed mutuals despite social awkwardness: "I'm probably just going to start leaving comments even if they fall on deaf ears.." While they clearly think about politics and read serious works like Don Quixote, the dominant traits are their confrontational bravery and readiness to publicly stand up for their ideals, marking them most strongly as a Gryffindor.
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Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
Their timeline is intensely anti-imperialist, anti-fascist, and class-focused, which fits perfectly with the rage and revolutionary politics of Killing in the Name. They openly call out capitalism and imperialism, as in “So… capitalism?” and “The US flag is a better symbol for hate and imperialism than the Union Jack…”, mirroring the song’s condemnation of oppressive systems. Their bio, “Per Aspera, Ad Astra leftcom + rosa luxemburg fan”, and lines like “Patriotism is a disease and communism is the cure” match the song’s rejection of blind loyalty and nationalism. Tweets such as “A lot of y’all don’t have the stomach for what’s required to get a proletarian revolution, and today it shows.” echo the song’s uncompromising call to resistance. Even their dark, hopeless humor about politics and humanity – e.g. “It’s just over for humanity atp.” – fits the furious, defiant energy that drives the track.
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