
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They read as an emotional, creative, and self-aware teen, which aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re expressive and introspective about growing up and getting older, joking about age and frailty in posts like “I have grown old and now I'm 16. I can feel my ankles buckling and my back hurting.” and later “im no longer 16 im now 17 with fragile bones and wrinkles”. Their artistic and fandom passions (boosting art and drawing fan content) show a Lisa-like creative streak, for example “it happened. i finally drew something!” and “boost oomf’s art please!! ^_^”. They also show strong convictions and discomfort with harmful online behavior, similar to Lisa’s moral backbone, with posts like “IF UR EDTᗯT AND/OR SHTᗯT AND INTERACT W/ IT, DNI. I'LL BLOCK OTHERWISE.” and criticism of a project causing “ACTUAL trauma” in “i dont wish to engage with drama again but i cant believe tdu is still being continued after everything that happened.”. At the same time, the dramatic, slightly over-the-top humor in posts like “before i die anyone wants to admit they have a crush on me” fits Lisa’s blend of sincerity, teen angst, and theatrical self-expression more than the chaos of Bart or the obliviousness of Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their humor is self-focused and inward-looking, like “before i die anyone wants to admit they have a crush on me” and the scheduled birthday tweet about turning to dust, and they mention having a private account in their bio (“priv @saturnremnants”), which suggests valuing a smaller, safer circle. Their style shows Intuition more than Sensing: they speak in metaphors and dramatizations rather than concrete detail, e.g. “I have grown old and now I'm 16. I can feel my ankles buckling and my back hurting. ... * turns into dust and is being blown away by the wind *”, and they latch onto narratives and characters from media like Aqualand City and Honkai Star Rail instead of real‑life specifics. The tone is strongly Feeling over Thinking: they frequently talk about trauma and emotional impact in a values-based way, such as “the project has brought ACTUAL trauma to people. like, all of people”, and their excitement and worry for others appears in posts like “boost oomf’s art please!! ^_^”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they describe procrastinating and being messy with plans, e.g. “working on rentry instead of studying for english exam hru ( my ass is gonna get kicked tmrw” and “also sorta half assed my rentry i'll finish it tad later + fix it up cos its sorta ugly atm”, suggesting spontaneity and flexible follow-through rather than structured organization. Overall, the emotionally dramatic, imaginative, values-driven, and slightly chaotic presentation best fits INFP.

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Allister · 18 · he/him | Artist, fic writer, and certified balloon enjoyer. Once lost sleep over a Twitter game. Here for games, art, and mild chaos.– @neptuneviiew

Your signature cocktail
The Fragile Bones Balloon Fizz is a bright, floaty drink that celebrates their balloon birthdays and self-aware aging, inspired by the gleeful chaos of “BALLOONS!! im no longer 16 im now 17 with fragile bones and wrinkles” and the dramatic “I have grown old and now I'm 16. I can feel my ankles buckling and my back hurting.”. Watermelon vodka nods to the 🍉 in their name and bio, giving it a playful but slightly punchy base. Lychee soda keeps it sweet and effervescent, echoing their excitable, fandom-fueled energy like “JARDEAS #1 SUPPORTER REPORTING FOR DUTY” and their begging-in-all-caps enthusiasm in “PLLEASEEEE MAKE MEDKIT WIN PLESALELL I WILL UMM I WILL DO ANYTHING !!”. A splash of blue curaçao references their spacey username and Aqualand/fandom vibes from “BACKGROUND FROM AQUALAND! HOW INCREDIBLE!”, keeping things a bit surreal and game-like. Cotton candy foam on top stands for their soft, dramatic exterior that dissolves under pressure—like “free me from this madness”—while edible glitter captures their celebratory, supportive side seen in “boost oomf’s art please!! ^_^” and “HAPPPYYY PRIDEEEEE”. Overall it’s sweet, slightly strong, sparkly, and a little unhinged—just like gambling on #Aventurine in “I bet the chip is in #AventurinesRightHand I am willing to bet on it with: PLEAAASSEEEEE”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, kindness, and valuing friendships. They repeatedly support and uplift others’ work, like when they say “boost oomf’s art please!! ^_^” while sharing a mutual’s piece of art: “boost oomf’s art please!! ^_^”. They also express deep appreciation for communities and friends, for example celebrating the Days Union experience and the people they met even while acknowledging the problems it caused: “glad i got to join du at some point and get united with a lot of awesome people and get friends 🫶 hopefully this is an official goodbye !!! as much as it was a fun experience, it brought too much trouble. we are finally free !!!!!!!”. Even when talking about drama, their focus is on the emotional well‑being of others and the harm done to people involved: “the project has brought ACTUAL trauma to people. like, all of people”. This combination of caring about community, prioritizing people’s safety, and wanting mutual support over personal glory aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A song that fits them well is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because so many of their posts joke about the chaos and melodrama of growing up. They repeatedly frame aging as comically tragic, like calling themselves “old” at 16 and 17 with lines such as “I have grown old and now I'm 16. I can feel my ankles buckling and my back hurting. I'm not sure how far I am in… turns into dust and is being blown away by the wind” and “im no longer 16 im now 17 with fragile bones and wrinkles”. Their timeline is full of dramatic, humorous reactions—“before i die anyone wants to admit they have a crush on me” and “free me from this madness”—which matches the song’s theatrical, slightly satirical take on teen angst. The mix of fandom obsession, online drama, and genuine stress, like “working on rentry instead of studying for english exam hru ( my ass is gonna get kicked tmrw” and their comments on community trauma, echoes the song’s theme of teens feeling overwhelmed by a world that doesn’t quite take them seriously. Overall, their posts balance self-aware humor and real emotional intensity in a way that mirrors the energy and tone of “Teenagers.”

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