NerdTransiting
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: They crunch system statistics and spot errors, like noting "smarttrain maps are geographically wrong…" and pointing out fares recovery numbers, which shows a data‑first approach.
- Passionate Advocate: Frequent calls to action such as "RUN MORE TRAINS" and policy posts like "psst… you can get more than 5 million from fare evaders" show a civic-minded drive to improve transit for riders.
- Competitive: Holding and defending a speedrun world record and livestreaming runs ("All @SFMTA_Muni stations speedrun! Come watch!") demonstrates a love of measurable performance and competition.
- Documentarian: They photograph and livestream relentlessly — "Was told not to take pictures. Too bad there’s this thing called disobeying orders." — showing an instinct to record and share the street reality.
- Community‑oriented: They invite others to join causes and Discords, promote youth transit ("#FreeMUNIForYouth") and celebrate riders greeting each other, showing a focus on building community around transit.
Weaknesses:
- Impatient: Frequent exasperations like "RUN MORE TRAINS" and "really. It’s not scheduled and you are going to ruin my speedrun" show a low tolerance for delays or incompetence.
- Bluntness: Direct lines such as "Absolute incompetency. @SFBART @Bartfare" and "The Israeli flag is the Jewish flag. Fuck off." reveal a confrontational tone that can escalate conflicts.
- Fixation on details: He corrects record times publicly ("the record stated in the video is wrong") and nitpicks maps, which can make broader persuasion harder when focusing on minutiae.
- Frustration‑prone: Tweets like "Walking in the Tenderloin ... Literally stepping through shit" and "Every day, I get less empathetic and more angry" indicate burnout and rising impatience with systemic problems.
- Polarizing: Strong political comments (e.g., "This is why I am going to vote republican") and blunt calls-out risk alienating potential allies even when trying to advocate for transit.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa matches here: an earnest, policy‑minded, sometimes exasperated civic conscience who knows facts and gets frustrated by complacency. NerdTransiting mixes data, activism and moral concern ("This city is beautiful..." vs. "Every day, I get less empathetic and more angry"), just like Lisa's idealism tempered by frustration with the status quo. Their documentary impulses and civic critiques echo Lisa's role as the smart, insistent voice in Springfield.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
INTP fits a curious, analytical transit nerd who loves to dissect systems and theorize improvements. Introverted thinking shows up in detailed critiques and data posts ("Fares recovered ... only 52% compared to pre pandemic"), intuition in pattern‑spotting and map errors ("@smarttrain maps are geographically wrong…"), thinking in public policy logic and blunt critiques ("Absolute incompetency. @SFBART @Bartfare"), and perceiving in the flexible, improvisational speedruns and itineraries (the chaotic multi‑vehicle sprint described as "This was the most insane itenerary I’ve ever done"). Their style is investigative, playful with rules, and driven by ideas more than social polish, which aligns with INTP tendencies.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a headway? Because I want to chase you down every 3 minutes until I catch you.
- If missing my stop got me to you, I'd do a whole MUNI Metro speedrun and get lost on purpose.
- I don't need a transfer to know we'd make a perfect connection—I'll sprint 0.5mi in 3min for you.
- Call me your replacement bus — I'll show up when everyone's complaining and still make you smile.
- You hold records and I hold snacks for the ride—wanna livestream our first date and call it a run?
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World‑record MUNI speedrunner • Transit analyst & photo nerd • Live streams, weird itineraries, and relentless schedule critiques • SF‑based — fighting for faster trains and better policy • runs, rides, repeats.– @NerdTransiting
Your signature cocktail
Fog & Fast
"Fog & Fast" blends bright city citrus with a clear, crisp fizz to reflect someone who loves foggy San Francisco vibes ("The fog isn’t a tax. It’s our rebate!") but moves at world‑record speed (speedrun references). Japanese gin and yuzu nod to their ideal Tokyo getaway and transit aesthetic, soda water keeps it clean like a well‑run platform, and candied ginger is a little spicy — like their blunt, candid tweets calling out incompetence.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They fit Ravenclaw's hunger for knowledge and problem‑solving: they point out mapping errors ("@smarttrain maps are geographically wrong…") and analyze budgets and ridership ("MUNI moves 530k daily riders on a ~1.1b budget"). Their speedrunning and inventive tactics (e.g., precise itineraries and timing) show curiosity and a love of clever solutions rather than pure bravado. While they can be outspoken, their primary drive is to understand and fix systems, which is very Ravenclaw.
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Ticket to Ride - The Beatles
A train‑themed classic that captures both movement and the small dramas of transit life, which suits a person who celebrates train rides ("I love you Bart 8 car red line") and documents the daily ebb and flow of commuting. The song's mix of travel imagery and relationship metaphors fits a timeline of missed stops, sprints, and emotional ride reports on their feed.
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