Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings, from joy to anger, like in “CORINTHIANS SEU TESYDO” and “meu deus to muito mal mate todos pink rainha”.
- Humor-driven: Uses irony and jokes frequently, e.g. “rostos que voce so ve em um porno gay europeu” and “gente a mamute da era do gelo eh bonita ne queria ser ela”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows intense fandom engagement with Supernatural, comics, and football, like “VEM AI DEMON!DEAN BORA BORA” and “corinthians eu te amo porra”.
- Socially-aware: Critiques misogyny and representation, as in “contagem de misóginos no fandom do homem aranha” and “nao aguentaram uma mulher preta bucetuda no topo”.
- Affectionate-friend: Shows care and excitement about friends, e.g. “MEU DEUS O ANIVERSARIO DA MARI CHEGANDO” and “sou mto apaixonada na stefanie queria que ela fosse minha amiga”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses strong insults and profanity, like “VAI TOMAR NO CU” and “falsa do cacete”.
- Aggressive-reactivity: Reacts intensely with hostility when upset, e.g. “quero a morte de todos voces” and “PUTO DESGRAÇADO MATOU O KEVIN”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks negatively about her own life and mental state, like “eu nao sou mas eu suporto” and “queria ser bem ignorante, bem burrinha cerebro lisinho”.
- Family-frustration: Shows strong resentment toward family context, as in “o dia que eu sair de casa vou cortar contato com esse povo tudo” and criticism of her brother in “meu irmao nao vai ta entrando nao ele eh muito mongo”.
- Conflict-prone: Often positions herself in fights or call-outs, e.g. “se eu mando tomar no cu to errada” and “voes deveriam se envergonhar de serem tão jumentos assim”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, irreverent, and constantly shitposting but with flashes of real feeling. Their timeline is full of profanity and dramatic outbursts that mirror Bart’s impulsive, anarchic energy, like “VAI TOMAR NO CU”, “desgraça”, and “se eu mando tomar no cu to errada”. They also have a mischievous, sexually charged humor similar to older-teen Bart in fan portrayals, with tweets like “ai que delicia ai meu grelo” and “bixa tira minha pica da boca oxi te conheço”. At the same time, there’s real attachment to pop culture and fandom—Supernatural, comics, football—like Bart’s obsession with TV and comics, as seen in posts such as “VEM AI DEMON!DEAN BORA BORA” and “a cintura de jason todd tem 58 centímetros”. Under the chaos, you can glimpse vulnerability and frustration with family/life, echoing Bart’s softer core, in tweets like “o dia que eu sair de casa vou cortar contato com esse povo tudo” and “queria ser bem ignorante, bem burrinha cerebro lisinho”. Overall, they read as a very online, Brazilian, grown-up Bart: mouthy, funny, dramatic, and secretly sensitive.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is high-energy, outward-focused, and full of direct reactions to people and fandoms, e.g. the all-caps outbursts about football like “CORINTHIANS SEU TESYDO” and “corinthians eu te amo porra”, plus frequent interaction with quoted tweets and mentions such as “. @pinterestbr ta na hora de add opção de logar pelo user !! palhaçada”. Their style is strongly Intuitive rather than concrete Sensing: they dramatize and exaggerate ideas (e.g. “o mundo so vai pra frente quando pararem com essa esvaziaçao de pauta”) and spin humorous, abstract takes like “rostos que voce so ve em um porno gay europeu”, rather than describing detailed factual observations. They appear clearly Feeling-dominated: decisions and judgments are expressed via emotional intensity, moral stances, and affection/anger toward people and characters, for instance “nao aguentaram uma mulher preta bucetuda no topo”, “sou mto apaixonada na stefanie queria que ela fosse minha amiga pipipipi”, and the raw grief in “vou chorar o cameron boyce”. Their behavior is strongly Perceiving: they jump impulsively between topics (food, fandom, family, politics) with little sign of structured planning, as seen in spontaneous cravings like “quero sorvete quero batata frita com cheddar quero pizza de chocolate com morango” and the chaotic emotional swings from “quero dinheiro quero sair” to “spotify voltou ebaa”. Overall, their expressive, people-oriented, highly emotional and spontaneous online presence matches ENFP: an enthusiastic, reactive, intuitive feeler who processes life out loud and thrives on intense feelings and fandom-fueled interactions.
Some pickup lines for you
- You yelling “CORINTHIANS EU TE AMO PORRA” had me thinking… if I show up with lemon pie ice cream and talharim bolonhesa, do I get at least a “eu te amo porra” lite version?
- You watching Supernatural, mourning Charlie Bradbury, Demon!Dean and Sam’s little fringe… be honest: are you looking for a third Winchester brother or can I audition as ‘the hot one who survives’?
- You said you hate making feijão and want a sewing machine; I can’t cook beans to save my life, but I can stitch us a little life where your only job is deciding which movie we’re crying over next—Cameron Boyce, Kevin, or another spoiler you ‘accidentally’ see.
- You live-tweeting Spider‑Man misogynists, marauders drama and that ‘fandom is just incest incest incest’ makes sense—because somehow all timelines I open lead back to you.
- From wanting a cockatiel and calling the Ice Age mammoth pretty to screaming at Paul Walker to stay away from cars… your brain is pure chaotic cinema; can I be the low-budget love interest in the nerdwally extended universe?
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Corinthians enthusiast, Supernatural marathoner & pasta defender. Once burned feijão so badly I considered it a hate crime. Opinions are my cardio.– @nerdwally
Your signature cocktail
Fight Club Grelo Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with lime peel for unapologetically Brazilian chaos and loud fandom energy, echoing all‑caps outbursts like “CORINTHIANS SEU TESYDO” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU”. Spicy ginger syrup brings the sharp tongue and zero‑patience attitude from tweets like “vocês deveriam se envergonhar de serem tão jumentos assim” and “se eu mando tomar no cu to errada”. A lime tart sorbet scoop nods to the sweet tooth and dramatic food cravings in “sorvete de torta de limão” and “quero sorvete quero batata frita com cheddar quero pizza de chocolate com morango”. Sparkling citrus soda adds effervescent, hyper commentary that jumps from Supernatural meltdowns like “PULO DESGRAÇADO MATOU O KEVIN” to meme-y chaos like “gente a mamute da era do gelo eh bonita ne queria ser ela”. Finally, a dash of bitters reflects the underlying exhaustion and dark humor in “o dia que eu sair de casa vou cortar contato com esse povo tudo” and “quero a morte de todos voces”, making the drink strong, messy, and weirdly comforting—exactly their timeline in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is full of raw, impulsive emotion and a tendency to loudly confront whatever upsets them, which is very characteristic of Gryffindor. They repeatedly erupt in profanity-laced reactions to football and media, like “VAI TOMAR NO CU”, “desgraça”, and the all-caps grief in “PUTO DESGRAÇADO MATOU O KEVIN”, showing a hot-blooded, heart-on-sleeve temperament. They also react protectively and vengefully when they or others are wronged, as in “se eu mando tomar no cu to errada” and “quero a morte de todos voces”, which reads less as cold Slytherin calculation and more as impulsive moral outrage. Their devotion to Corinthians in “corinthians eu te amo porra” shows passionate loyalty to a cause/team in a very theatrical way. While they have wit and sarcasm, the dominant throughline is fiery courage and emotional reactivity rather than detached analysis or quiet loyalty, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
bad idea right? - Olivia Rodrigo
Their timeline is chaotic, horny, dramatic, and self-aware in exactly the way bad idea right? sounds. The bio, “fight club sex scene typa beat,” and tweets like “ai que delicia ai meu grelo” and “bixa tira minha pica da boca oxi te conheço” show an unfiltered, sexual, joking tone that matches the song’s messy energy. They swing fast between extremes—screaming about football in “CORINTHIANS SEU TESYDO” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU”, then suddenly soft or vulnerable with posts like “ai ai quanto sentimento” and “quero dinheiro quero sair”. That emotional whiplash and slightly chaotic decision-making is the whole premise of the song. Even their media obsessions (Supernatural angst, horny jokes about fictional men, and dramatic fandom takes like “esse fandom eh so incesto incesto incesto, deus tenha piedade”) echo the song’s mix of irony, drama, and self-destructive fun.
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