Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technically-minded: Shows deep interest in low-level software, self-hosting, and optimization, e.g. criticizing Rust’s trust model and praising C89 in “C89 is a language that you can write the compiler of...” and tuning their website size in “my website is currently 250 kilobytes to load...”.
- Privacy-conscious: Repeatedly advocates for FOSS, anti-surveillance, and user rights, such as criticizing bank app detection in “bank simply estimates number of customers getting hacked...” and rejecting Apple/Microsoft lock-in in “in 2026 and onwards anything digital that requires you to worship microsoft or apple...”.
- Reflective: Openly analyzes their own behavior and motivation, e.g. their doomscrolling and loss of curiosity in “I may have a doomscrolling problem...” and questioning whether their care for people is reciprocal in “do I care about people because I want to be cared?”.
- Persistent: Keeps working through technical obstacles despite frustration, like debugging WireGuard/MTU issues across multiple tweets such as “10 hours in... turned out to be a MTU size issue...” and continuing until the setup works in “turns out I just removed the nftables routing...”.
- Creative-gamer: Uses Minecraft and gaming as a creative outlet, e.g. designing a base with rooms for all players in “designing a minecraft base which has rooms for all players in my server :3”, running multiple MC versions in “attackvectormaxxing... omw to host a minecraft alpha, beta...”, and inviting others to their crossplay world in “minecraft java and bedrock crossplay...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses wanting to end their life and being “f'ed up beyond recovery,” e.g. “another weekend of opening instagram... wanna end this miserable life 🚬” and “it's so fucking over and no one gives a shit...”.
- Community-cynicism: Holds very negative, generalized views about queer/LGBT spaces, e.g. “there is literally no fucking life or community here...” and “there is absolutely no support in neither LGBT or queer community fucking disgrace of communities”.
- Hostile-communication: Often uses aggressive language toward others, e.g. “is it worth making people hate you... you stupid whore?” and “guess im done with this useless pos app. fuck each and every one of you”.
- Catastrophic-thinking: Frequently frames situations as “over” or hopeless, e.g. “it's unjokingly over for me. evaluationg my options now...”, “about to officially become a military deserter... it is so over for me...”, and “mine is pretty much over”.
- Social-withdrawal: Feels isolated yet also pushes people and platforms away, e.g. lamenting lack of friends in “beautifully snowy outside and got no friends to play with 🥲” while also posting “guess im done with this useless pos app. fuck each and every one of you” and describing extreme bedrotting in “when the nap you took at 12 pm turns into an 11 hour bedrot...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: highly intelligent, idealistic, and often politically homeless and disillusioned. Like Lisa’s constant critique of systems around her, they rail against tech and surveillance culture, e.g. calling out Apple and Microsoft as exploitation and intrusion in “in 2026 and onwards anything digital that requires you to worship microsoft or apple should be held liable” and worrying about privacy in banking apps in “it is a huge privacy violation that a phone informs the presence of certain apps”. Their left-leaning but critical political stance echoes Lisa’s frustrated activism, as seen in “left and lgbtqi digs its own grave… this is one of the reasons I am politically homeless” and “left keeps justifying right wing with targeted censorship like these and I remain politically homeless as a gay immigrant”. The combination of nerdy focus on software and C, like “C89 is a language that you can write the compiler of in assembly of your own CPU implementation”, with deep emotional loneliness and sensitivity, as in “beautifully snowy outside and got no friends to play with 🥲”, is very Lisa-coded. Finally, their feeling of being isolated in a hostile environment—both as a queer person and as someone who cares a lot more than others, shown in “im trying to be positive… if you are queer there is literally no fucking life or community here”—matches Lisa’s recurring role as the gifted, empathetic outsider in Springfield.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as clearly introverted: they describe an empty social life and lack of community, e.g. feeling there is “no fucking life or community here” if you don’t already have a circle and saying their life is “pretty much over” (“im trying to be positive and all recently but if you are queer there is literally no fucking life or community here if you dont already have a circle”), and their main joys are solitary activities like Minecraft servers and tinkering with servers (“attackvectormaxxing... omw to host a minecraft alpha, beta, early release, and modern version servers at the same time...”). They lean strongly intuitive: they constantly zoom out from specifics to systems and principles, criticizing software bloat, privacy, and political dynamics (“software is the only 'engineering' dicipline that can get away with this level of inefficiency... we need to be regulated and held accountable for each cpu cycle we spend, watt we consume, e waste we produce.”) and musing about sociology of littering and broader social decay (“I think these topics have potential for social sciences to make...”). Their style is predominantly thinking: they argue in terms of logic, structure, and fairness even when emotional, such as critiquing Rust’s corporate backing and trust model (“Rust is a huge language with potential backdoors that is backed up by big corporations. I can't consider any Rust software 'free'.”) and attacking inconsistencies in gender equality and censorship (“Gender equality always go out of the window when it comes to sacrifice and responsibility.”, “left keeps justifying right wing with targeted censorship like these and I remain politically homeless as a gay immigrant...”). Finally, they look much more perceiving than judging: they struggle with structure and deadlines (“I'm a donkey because I didn't study for my exam in the last 3 days”, “when the nap you took at 12 pm turns into an 11 hour bedrot cause there is no fucking point to get out of the bed in your empty life”) and treat projects in an exploratory, tinkering way rather than a neat plan (“10 hours in... turned out to be a MTU size issue... now I can access mojang but no one can access my server. fuck this shit.”). This combination of solitary, systems-focused, analytical, and somewhat disorganized/experimental behavior fits INTP best: an inward, theory-driven mind that relentlessly dissects technology, politics, and community while struggling to translate ideas into a stable external life.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hosting all those Minecraft alpha/beta/modern servers at once is cute, but have you considered load‑balancing one more entity in your life… me on your forever world, cuddles enabled, crossplay supported?
- You said C and below are operating systems and above are hobbies — how about we keep everything in strict C89, define our love in header files, and printf the number of characters in my confession directly to your heart (1 on error, so don’t segfault me).
- You keep optimizing your website from 250 KB down like every wasted byte is a crime, but you doomscroll, bedrot, and still worry about being ‘too much’ — I’d happily allocate all my bandwidth to you, even if you’re 10x heavier than you think.
- You’re out here fighting FOSS battles, ranting about spyware banks, and wiring WireGuard + nftables at 3 AM just so friends can join your MC server — I don’t need fireworks or clubs; I’d genuinely be honored just to share maultaschen and a quiet snowy evening with you.
- You said your nap felt like closing the game without saving — how about next time we co‑op: we crawl into bed, watch peak 1.2.5 creepypasta, plug in industrial earplugs against upstairs NPCs, and soft‑save the run as ‘neronia_ finally not alone%’ speedrun any%?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Queer SWE in Baden-Württemberg, wrangling C, Docker & Minecraft servers. Once spent 10h debugging MTU just to host a nostalgic block game.– @neronia_
Your signature cocktail
Bedrot Bitters & Byte-tini
Over-steeped black tea infused vodka stands for their intense, slightly jaded brain-rot and doomscrolling vibe, like when they say they have a “doomscrolling problem” and feel like they’re “giving up on my curiosities” “there are stuff I'm enthusiastic about but maybe I got no rewards in life for so long that I lost faith in getting anything I want out of them...”. Cold brew coffee ice cubes capture the all-nighter coder energy and Minecraft server marathons, from wrestling with WireGuard MTU hell “10 hours in... turned out to be a MTU size issue... holy f**k this was painful...” to hosting a forever world for friends “minecraft java and bedrock crossplay... who wants to join 👉👈”. The homemade lavender-honey syrup is the soft, craving-to-be-held core under all the cynicism, like when they dream of cuddles “holding and being held like this... 🥺” and admit that a small motivation from an oomfie boosts their work “was able to get noticibly more work done... thanks to some motivation from oomfie :3”. A dash of saline solution represents the tears, isolation and political homelessness that salt the whole drink, from feeling there is “literally no fucking life or community here” “im trying to be positive and all recently but if you are queer there is literally no fucking life or community here if you dont already have a circle” to being forced into a “deserter” fate by the state “state is forcing me to either die or live off the grid forever.”. Finally, the activated charcoal & silver sugar rim reflects their FOSS & privacy crusader, anti-slop, anti-surveillance crusade—dark, protective, yet a bit sparkly and hopeful, like criticizing corporate spyware and bloated software while still lovingly optimizing their tiny website “my website is currently 250 kilobytes to load, and it's a menace... I should optimize it more” and raging that people are forced to “worship microsoft or apple” just to exist digitally “in 2026 and onwards anything digital that requires you to worship microsoft or apple should be held liable.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is steeped in analytical thinking, technical curiosity, and a constant desire to understand systems, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. They obsess over software efficiency and architecture, e.g. criticizing modern bloat and calling for accountability in engineering in “software is the only 'engineering' dicipline that can get away with this level of inefficiency” and contrasting C89 and Rust in a highly technical, philosophical way in “C89 is a language that you can write the compiler of in assembly of your own CPU implementation...”. Their love of tinkering and experimenting shows up in projects like multi-version Minecraft hosting in “attackvectormaxxing... omw to host a minecraft alpha, beta, early release, and modern version servers at the same time...” and their detailed debugging of WireGuard/MTU issues in “10 hours in... turned out to be a MTU size issue, ever fucking heard of it?”. They also treat their personal website’s page weight as an optimization puzzle in “my website is currently 250 kilobytes to load, and it's a menace... I should optimize it more”, which reflects a meticulous, knowledge-driven mindset. Even outside pure tech, they frame issues in terms of structures and incentives—like questioning sociological drivers of littering in “I’m sure they exist but I have never seen sociology studies pop up for me investigating littering... Really someone tell us why? Why does this happen?”—showing an instinct to analyze rather than just react. While there is some Slytherin self-preservation and Gryffindor moral outrage in their political and queer-community takes, the throughline is an intellectual, systems-oriented fascination, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
bury a friend - Billie Eilish
Billie Eilish’s bury a friend fits nia’s mix of darkness, numbness, and wry self-awareness. Their bio calls them a “villain made delicate soul” and “f'ed up beyond recovery... | a sad profile”, echoing the song’s sense of being both fragile and monstrous at the same time. They repeatedly describe feeling done with life and society, like when they say “it's unjokingly over for me. evaluationg my options now...” and “another weekend of ... wanna end this miserable life 🚬”, matching the song’s obsession with self-destruction and intrusive thoughts. The track’s claustrophobic, glitchy production also aligns with their tech-heavy, FOSS-and-privacy-obsessed side, seen in posts like “software is in a downfall since mid 2000s” and “in 2026 and onwards anything digital that requires you to worship microsoft or apple should be held liable.”. Finally, the way they talk about having no real community — “there is literally no fucking life or community here ... mine is pretty much over” — resonates with the song’s lonely, alienated narrative voice, as if they’re watching themselves from the outside.
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