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This user aligns most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly oscillating between edgy humor and genuine angst. Like Bart, they lean into provocation and shock value, joking about violence and rivalry in tweets like “dei uma banda nele e sai correndo 🙅🙅🙅 aq é FJV PORRA FODASE O FLAMENGO ✠✠✠✠✠✠” and “MEU HEROI @L9PUNHETASNEGRA ME DEU FOLLOW O MAIS RACISTA DE TODOS!!!!!!”, which mirror Bart’s tendency to idolize the worst possible role models. The over-the-top horniness and juvenile bravado in “galera orem por mim estou com muito tesão” and “o motivo do exposed é que eu tenho uma pica muito grande e suculenta...” fit Bart’s eternally 10‑year‑old sense of humor turned up to 11 in an online context. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly introspective, depressive undercurrent in “que nojo que eu tenho de mim mesmo” and “acho engraçado como q eu me submeto a participar de situações q me fazem mal”, which matches the rare moments where Bart shows vulnerability beneath his clowning. Their love of music, fandoms, and dramatic emotional framing in tweets like “Depois de ouvir todos os EPs de Gfriend sem parar, a ficha caiu... q dor nmrl” and “Sister I'm dying I've been a wicked man And this guilt is scourging me” reads like Bart if he grew up online, powered by emo playlists, League tilt, and perpetual late‑night crises.

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They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: despite joking about sex, parties and friends, a lot of their emotional life is internal and self‑directed, with tweets like “acho engraçado como q eu me submeto a participar de situações q me fazem mal pra ter um pingo de piedade de colega, preciso começar a arrumar as coisas pprt” and “que nojo que eu tenho de mim mesmo” showing introspection, self‑criticism, and emotional rumination rather than a focus on constant social engagement. Their feed is highly intuitive (N), full of symbolic, poetic or dramatic language instead of concrete detail, as in “a cor que eu enxergava não era pra mim”, “Sister I'm dying I've been a wicked man And this guilt is scourging me”, and the use of different scripts and occult imagery in “VAI SE FUDER YGOR CRISOSTOMO… ԴԱԴԱՐԵՑԵ՛Ք ՀԵՏԵՎԵԼ ԲՈԼՈՐ ԿԱՆԱՆՑ ՀԻՄԱ 🜏🜏🜏🜏🜏”. They lean strongly feeling (F): reactions are emotional, hyperbolic, and value‑laden rather than reasoned or analytical, e.g. “eu odeio a summer odeio seus dentes tortos… eu odeio o som da risada dela”, “q dor nmrl”, and “to carente mas n consigo me decidir se queria beijinhos ou uma facada”. Their lifestyle appears perceiving (P) rather than judging: they are chaotic, spontaneous and procrastinating, as seen in “Por que eu sempre me fodo as 5 da manhã??????? WTF”, “surtando com a prova de física de amanhã, vou acordar as 5 e ainda tô estudando qnd deveria estar dormindo. N TO NEM NA METADE DO CONTEÚDO CARA SCRRR”, and impulsive reactions like “DESCOBRI QUE NAO TENHO AULA A TARDE HJ MEU PROFESSOR MORREU PORRAAA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕”. Altogether, the intense inner emotional world, poetic/edgy aesthetics, self‑loathing mixed with idealism about music and media (e.g. “Depois de ouvir todos os EPs de Gfriend… q dor nmrl” and “Esperando o dia que o Rex vai soltar um single… mesmo q who cares? já pareça bastante n é a mesma coisa”) line up most closely with INFP rather than other types.

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League enjoyer on the Howling Abyss, MCR & Gfriend on repeat. Once celebrated a cancelled class a bit too loudly and never fully recovered from it.– @NerooIce_

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A chaotic, high-proof fernet base nods to their Argentinian flag and unhinged football energy, like "COMO Q ESSA PORRA DE TIME ESCROTO NOJENTO ESCROTO MASCHESTER UNITED EMPATA NO ACRESCIMO PORRAAAA". Blood orange juice brings a tart, melodramatic edge, mirroring lines like "que nojo que eu tenho de mim mesmo" and "dor". Blackberry liqueur adds dark sweetness for the emo/anime romantic who says things like "to carente mas n consigo me decidir se queria beijinhos ou uma facada" and stans My Chemical Romance with "se ser fã de My Chemical Romance é crime, então podem me prender.". A shot of red energy drink captures the 5 a.m. meltdown gamer grind of "Por que eu sempre me fodo as 5 da manhã??????? WTF" and "surtando com a prova de física de amanhã, vou acordar as 5 e ainda tô estudando". Finally, a smoked salt rim represents the permanent tilt and toxicity—both joking and real—behind tweets like "acabei de ver um cara com a perna machucada andando de muleta e com camisa do flamengo, dei uma banda nele e sai correndo" and "esse povo de medvet tem tudo é q ir tomar no cu", leaving a bitter, addicting aftertaste as dramatic as their timeline from "Bem vindos a Howling Abyss."

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This account shows strong Slytherin traits: aggression, provocation, and a taste for dominance and transgression. For instance, they brag about violence and football hooliganism in “acabei de ver um cara com a perna machucada andando de muleta e com camisa do flamengo, dei uma banda nele e sai correndo 🙅🙅🙅 aq é FJV PORRA FODASE O FLAMENGO ✠✠✠✠✠✠” and celebrate being followed by someone they call “O MAIS RACISTA DE TODOS!!!!!!” in “MEU HEROI @L9PUNHETASNEGRA ME DEU FOLLOW O MAIS RACISTA DE TODOS!!!!!!”, which signals alignment with edgy, taboo power figures rather than moral scruples. Their sexual bravado and self-promotion in “oi basicamente fizeram uma thread me expondo (?) ... o motivo do exposed é que eu tenho uma pica muito grande e suculenta...” shows ego, image-consciousness, and a willingness to weaponize controversy. Even when distressed, they frame things in dramatic, almost theatrical ways, like “to carente mas n consigo me decidir se queria beijinhos ou uma facada” and “me desculpa irmão, me desculpa. Me custou tudo mas eu tinha q fazer.”, suggesting a persona that revels in dark intensity and self-preservation over harmony. There’s wit and some introspection, but the predominant pattern is provocative, ruthless, and status-oriented behavior, which fits Slytherin more than Gryffindor’s idealism, Hufflepuff’s kindness, or Ravenclaw’s intellectualism.

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A fitting song for them is I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance. They openly embrace MCR, saying “se ser fã de My Chemical Romance é crime, então podem me prender.”, which already ties their identity to the band’s emo, dramatic style. The track’s themes of emotional chaos, self‑loathing, and dark humor mirror tweets like “que nojo que eu tenho de mim mesmo” and “dor”. The blend of joking about death and violence with real frustration and exhaustion shows up in posts such as “to carente mas n consigo me decidir se queria beijinhos ou uma facada” and “surtando com a prova de física de amanhã, vou acordar as 5 e ainda tô estudando”. Like the song, they oscillate between over-the-top angst and self-aware irony, as seen in “galera orem por mim estou com muito tesão” and “Por que eu sempre me fodo as 5 da manhã??????? WTF”. All of this creates a persona that fits perfectly with the melodramatic, emotionally frazzled energy of I'm Not Okay (I Promise).

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