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Your Simpsons character
Neil reads as a very online, creative, emotionally intense teen who’s both self-aware and a bit overwhelmed, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they’re passionate and obsessive about niche interests and media, constantly deep-diving into fandoms and OCs, as seen in posts like “Trying to figure out like. Any hc design of my own is like trying to sound myself with a rusty needle…” and “Homestuck oc page i conjured in school thag i am VERY proud of…”. They’re introspective and a bit melodramatic about their feelings and relationships, such as “If i hadn't gone to that con, i think I'd be swinging from the ceiling” and “If i dont eat a burrito soon I'm ending it all”, mirroring Lisa’s flair for exaggerated angst. Their autism mention in the bio and posts like “ME IN FUCKING COMPUTER SCIENCE DUDE OMMG” echo Lisa’s gifted-but-struggling student energy, constantly bouncing between pride and frustration. Finally, their mix of sincere moral/emotional concern (“I know so many people like this and it genuinely hurts my soul”) and ironic shitposting matches Lisa’s combination of earnest heart and deadpan, sometimes dark humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extraverted: they constantly engage oomfs, want interaction and attention, and joke about meetups and cons (e.g. “MEETUP AT 3 RITE??' 'YES :)' If i hadn't gone to that con, i think I'd be swinging from the ceiling”), and openly share personal life/emotions like “I love my bf im gonna hurl”. Their interests and language suggest strong Intuition: they’re drawn to fandom worldbuilding, OCs, and hypothetical scenarios (“If him and intruder mandela catalogue made out is it just a crosship or is it considered selfcest 🤔💭”) more than concrete, practical topics. They skew Feeling: they emphasize emotional attachment to characters and people (“The two characters that saved me basically are so weird”) and comment on how fandom behavior “hurts my soul” (“I know so many people like this and it genuinely hurts my soul 😭😭”), rather than structured logic. Finally, they seem Perceiving: their tweets are spontaneous, chaotic, and in-the-moment (e.g. “If i dont eat a burrito soon I'm ending it all” and “Wyd if i show off some troll ocs later ok. Am i allowed.”), with little indication of rigid planning or organization. Put together, their expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.

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Neil | 17 | Autistic artist & Homestuck/Mandela Catalogue enjoyer | Once tried to explain my OCs to my dad and he decided they were demons.– @nerpatism

Your signature cocktail
The Irish whiskey splash nods to their homeland and loud con energy, from yelling about cons like “MEETUP AT 3 RITE?? ... if i hadn't gone to that con, i think I'd be swinging from the ceiling”. A float of Romanian plum brandy honors their dual identity and obsession with Romanian headcanons like “ROMANIAAA AND IRELAND 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴...” and the many Romanian Nepeta posts. The green apple soda base is sweet, hyper, and Homestuck-coded, matching their Heir of Light vibe from “IM NOT ANON BUT AYYY AYYY AYYYYY#HEIROF LIGHT FOREVER FOREVERRRR”. Black coffee ice cubes represent being “gods strongest sleeper” yet constantly exhausted and overstimulated in school like “ME IN FUCKING COMPUTER SCIENCE DUDE OMMG 😭😭😭”. Finally, a cherry popping candy rim captures their chaotic, crackship, fandom-brained humor from lines like “If him and intruder mandela catalogue made out is it just a crosship or is it considered selfcest 🤔💭”, making the drink literally fizz and crackle like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Neil comes across as deeply loyal and relationship‑oriented, centering friends, partners, and mutuals a lot more than self‑image or status. They gush about their boyfriend and long-term connections, e.g. “I love my bf im gonna hurl” and the long-running friendships in “6 YEARS AND GOINGGGG hi krys hi ava”, which suggests a Hufflepuff-style emphasis on bonds and consistency. They’re also quick to enthusiastically support others’ projects and posts with things like “GAS TBIS UP NOWWWW!!!!!” and “FIRE POST FROM OOMFATRONNN YESSS”, showing an instinct to cheerlead and uplift. Even in fandom frustrations, the tone is more exasperated than cruel, and they express hurt over seeing people like those in a meme, saying “I know so many people like this and it genuinely hurts my soul 😭😭”, which points to empathy and emotional sensitivity. While they are creative and witty, especially with OCs and headcanons, the throughline is devotion to friends, comfort characters, and communities—core Hufflepuff values of loyalty, care, and steady support.

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Their mix of melodramatic humor, intense fandom, and feeling like an over-the-top protagonist fits the theatrical, emo-hero energy of Welcome to the Black Parade. They talk about being “gods strongest sleeper” and call themselves “Heir of Light” in their bio, which mirrors the song’s grand, chosen-one melodrama. A lot of their tweets are about characters and media that ‘saved’ or transformed them, like when they say “The two characters that saved me basically are so weird”, echoing the song’s themes of clinging to fictional heroes to survive. They also balance morbid humor with genuine feeling, like joking about cons saving them from a dark place in “If i hadn't gone to that con, i think I'd be swinging from the ceiling”, which matches MCR’s mix of bleakness and hope. Finally, their love of dramatic, niche fandom spaces and self-mythologizing—seen in posts like “IM NOT ANON BUT AYYY AYYY AYYYYY#HEIROF LIGHT FOREVER FOREVERRRR”—fits perfectly with the song’s big, cathartic, emo-anthem vibe.

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