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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: very online and fandom-brained, but also clearly thoughtful, introspective, and stressed about school and the future. Like Lisa juggling jazz, school, and causes, they’re deeply invested in niche interests and analysis, especially Unstable Universe and Minecraft creators, seen in detailed breakdowns like “aight so whats the exact timeline of events from after theo and flame parted ways?” and emotional meta such as “idk if it’d ever happen but i really do want to see parrot have some sorta mental break”. Their academic pressure and self-imposed stakes mirror Lisa’s overachiever anxiety: “i need to lock in with school… if i don’t finish a full semester of school by March 1st… i have to tweet anything my oomfs want me to tweet for a whole hour” and “i wouldnt wish online school on my worst enemy… but i just had to make life harder dawg”. There’s also that mix of sincerity and self-deprecating humor Lisa often has about fitting in, echoed in “friends from past internship wanna meet up… bro im NOT bringing up my twt acc this is all i have going on for me rn 😔”. Overall, like Lisa, they’re bright, emotionally intense, hyper-fixated on their interests, and a little overwhelmed by how seriously they care about everything.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction and shared experiences online, e.g. setting public stakes with oomfs about school (“if i don’t finish a full semester of school by March 1st… i have to tweet anything my oomfs want me to tweet”) and actively joining fandom spaces and group chats (“wait omg yes i’d love to join!! i might just lurk for a bit, just depends on the vibes”). Their content is highly imaginative and pattern-focused, suggesting Intuition: they theorize about story arcs and character psychology rather than just recapping events, like when they speculate about timelines and mental breaks in Unstable Universe (“idk if it’d ever happen but i really do want to see parrot have some sorta mental break…” and “aight so whats the exact timeline of events from after theo and flame parted ways?”). They clearly favor Feeling over strict logic, prioritizing emotional resonance and attachment to characters and creators, as shown by their intense reactions (“im genuinely still crying over this clip bro parrot is not real, cartwings is not real and i wish they werent just a figment of my imagination”) and how much they care about community vibes (“seeing oomfs from other fandoms lowkey getting canceled but u have no idea whats happening cause theyre lowkey on the other side of town now”). Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about struggling to stay organized with school and deadlines (“ive crashed out 4 times in the last 3 hours… man FUCK february”, “i wouldnt wish online school on my worst enemy… i chose to do this”) and frequently act on impulse and changing vibes, such as wanting sudden layout changes or hair dye (“i need a new layout and i need it NOW”, “i’m in that mental state currently where i feel like if i dont dye my hair rn im gonna die”). All together, the highly social, emotionally expressive, speculative, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.

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Online student, UU & clipsfer archivist, part-time strawpage mechanic. Once crashed a layout, fixed it to Fetty Wap on loop.– @nesieescup

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This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and a little too awake, just like their timeline locked in on UU and Boosfer. The passionfruit vodka channels their obsessive multifandom hyperfixation and high-energy stan life, from “im lowkey too locked in on UU to focus on any other mc content this arc has me in a chokehold” to “lock in like we clock in baby 😈😈 #clipsfer #boosfer”. An espresso shot represents their unhinged sleep schedule and late-night spiral posts like “why do i genuinely feel better when i get like 4 hours of sleep but when i get like 7+ hours i feel like death” and “written at 1 am, the cartwings illness i have is fatal i will die with it”. Strawberry purée adds sweetness for their genuinely soft side and affection toward creators, as seen in “thank you thank you thank you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and the way they gush over duos like in “MY PHOENIX DUO 😭😭😭”. Sparkling lemonade brings a tart, fizzy kick for their dramatic, reactive live-tweet energy — all-caps hype like “MACE WEILDER...WEMMBU. HOLY FUCK. OH MY GOD.” and “holy shit, oh my days, BRO IM SO HYPED”. Finally, golden luster dust swirls through the drink to mirror their flair for aesthetics and lore-brain, from wanting a crafted gambit mace in “i want to make my own gambit mace or smth i really like doing silly diys” to dreaming about showing UU to their future kids in “i cant wait to show my kids in 10 years unstable universe”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently come across as loyal, community‑oriented, and quietly hard‑working in a very Hufflepuff way. They pour a ton of effort into fandom resources for others, like when they finish and share a detailed guide and invite corrections and additions from the community: “finally finished the guide, i hope this can help anyone! as said in the post, you can put any info or new duos/trios in the ask box but if you’d like me to add something quickly, the best way to reach me is on this acc (dms or tagging) <3”. That same dedication shows when they struggle but keep fixing their Strawpage layout for everyone’s benefit even while it stresses them out: “NOO THE STRAWPAGE FUCKED UP I GOTTA FIX IT 😭😭😭” and “duo/trio strawpage fixed...u guys dont understand bro i was pulling at my hair crying…”. They’re also openly supportive and grateful toward mutuals and creators, such as thanking people for help and celebrating others’ milestones: “THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “happy baablu day to all who celebrate <3”. Even their approach to school shows a very Hufflepuff mix of self‑imposed responsibility and perseverance, as they set a high-stakes public deadline just to motivate themselves to complete a semester: “i need to lock in with school, SO if i don’t finish a full semester of school by March 1st 00:00, i have to tweet anything my oomfs want me to tweet for a whole hour no matter how insane it is…“. While they are creative and analytical about their fandoms, the strongest and most repeated traits here are loyalty to friends/creators and a willingness to quietly grind for the sake of others, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A song that fits them best is Burning Pile by Mother Mother, with its mix of chaos, humor, and low-key emotional spiraling. They constantly joke about being overwhelmed and a little self-destructive in a funny way, like when they say their Cartwings obsession is fatal in “the cartwings illness i have is fatal i will die with it” and when they admit that online school was their own doing in “i wouldnt wish online school on my worst enemy and the worst thing abt all this is that i chose to do this”. The song’s frantic, spiraling energy mirrors how they talk about fandom and content, such as being completely consumed by UU in “im lowkey too locked in on UU to focus on any other mc content this arc has me in a chokehold”. At the same time, there’s a playful, theatrical flair in their tweets—like “i cast my interaction bait, please take it” and “lock in like we clock in baby 😈😈”—that matches the song’s dramatic, sing-along chaos. The way they oscillate between crashing out over small things and laughing it off, seen in “ive crashed out 4 times in the last 3 hours over various reasons, man FUCK february this is the worst month ever”, feels very much like the emotional seesaw of Burning Pile.

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