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Homer Simpson is an impulsive, self‑destructive, and often clueless every‑man who mirrors the chaotic and contradictory nature of @NESORAZMERNOST. The user’s frequent 'I quit weed 15 days and realized my life sucks…', 'IM DELETING NESORAZMERNOST! … 10% complete…', and 'I seek a love like no other a femcel autistic girlfriend' show a blend of hopelessness, impulsive drama, and bizarre romantic fantasies that are classic Homer‑style behavior. Their conspiracy‑laden posts like 'I want you to seriously consider my conspiracy theory… digital ID phone app fact wallet' echo Homer’s gullibility and tendency to latch onto wild ideas. The user’s bigoted, hateful rants such as 'BAP is the fruit of a poisonous tree that tree being the jewish people' reflect the occasional bigotry shown by Homer in older episodes. Finally, the random tech obsessions ('I plan to try installing … Zorin, Nobara, Open Mandriva, Cachy') and simplistic pleasures ('Chainsaw Man is peak fiction for people who think I’m hungry and horny') are reminiscent of Homer’s love for simple, often mindless entertainment.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s high volume of public, attention‑seeking posts (e.g., "IM DELETING NESORAZMERNOST! 🌈😭👋 …") indicates Extraversion. Their frequent discussion of abstract, speculative ideas—like the "pleasure cube" thought experiment and a future "digital ID phone app"—shows a preference for Intuition. Logical, argument‑driven statements such as "A privacy coin … must enforce privacy by default" point to Thinking. Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous mix of topics, from anime critiques to conspiracy theories and ad‑hoc future plans ("I plan to try installing … in the next 3‑5 years") reflects a Perceiving, flexible style.

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Tech tinkerer, privacy‑coin advocate, Linux distro explorer, anime aficionado—once built a 60 GB Hebrew text generator for fun.– @NESORAZMERNOST

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The cocktail blends dark, mysterious ingredients to mirror the user's fascination with hidden systems and conspiracies. The black vodka nods to the tweet "This document presents evidence of a sophisticated three tier system for recruitment, surveillance, and human trafficking operating across socioeconomic classes in the United States" that lurks beneath society. Absinthe and the phrase "The entire goddamn point of civilization is to attempt to approximate the pleasurecube as best as we can" capture the surreal thought experiment about perfect pleasure. Mint simple syrup represents the privacy‑coin obsession, echoing the Monero and Zcash tweets such as "Zcash glows brighter than the sun". Finally, blood‑orange juice and a pinch of edible silver glitter salute the anime‑filled passion for Chainsaw Man and the chaotic energy of the tweet "I want a love like no other a femcel autistic girlfriend, just like Asa Mitaka from Chainsaw Man".

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The user repeatedly shows ambition and a desire for personal advantage, such as claiming "The entire goddamn point of civilization is to attempt to approximate the pleasurecube as best we can" and expressing a wish to "forcefully impregnate Frieren" which reflects a ruthless pursuit of goals. Their conspiratorial mindset, e.g., "By 2030 they want to force everyone away from personal devices and into AI based cloud systems… Feudal plutocracy," demonstrates cunning and strategic thinking. They also boast about power structures in crypto, saying "Zcash glows brighter than the sun… secret meetings with 3‑letter agencies," indicating a fascination with influence. These traits align most closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition, resourcefulness, and willingness to bend rules for personal gain.

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The user’s timeline is saturated with conspiratorial posts that reveal a deep, pervasive mistrust of governments and tech giants, such as "I want you to seriously consider my conspiracy theory. I've held this for a while now. In the 2030s (most likely), the EU will release a digital ID phone app (project name 'fact wallet') that includes your ID, work history, education and basically all your stats" and "By 2030 they want to force everyone away from personal devices and into AI based cloud systems scanned from top to bottom by Palantir. Project 2030 isn't a conspiracy theory. Feudal plutocracy". They repeatedly point out hidden power structures, for example "Anglo finance, Frankfurt School scientists and Amsterdam banking is all connected. The royal family of England is only a small part of it but the broader Black Nobility is significant as it connects squarely back to the Vatican and to Venice, which was the Vatican deep state", which mirrors the obsessive suspicion expressed in the song “Paranoid”. The user also shares bleak self‑destructive thoughts, like "I quit weed 15 days and realized my life sucks and I was too blazed the whole time to realize. It's too late to save it now I am 25 dead ass job, no foid . Life is just too unbearable sober but I am holding hopefully the raw disgust I feel for my life will give me courage to kms", echoing the song’s dark, angst‑filled mood. Their agoraphobic anxiety, "I’m agoraphobic so leaving the house for me represents some kind of effort towards not being that way, but the way normies talk about 'touching grass' as if it actually does anything is pretty alarming", further reinforces the sense of constant fear and hyper‑vigilance that “Paranoid” captures. The heavy, brooding riff and the lyric “When I look out my window, I see the world’s a…”, together with the user’s obsessive fear of surveillance and personal despair, make Black Sabbath’s “Paranoid” a fitting anthem for their online persona.

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