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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Her tweet 'As we celebrate Easter Sunday... Peter got his ass kicked in a foot race to the tomb' shows her knack for blending humor with everyday observations.
- Creative: Her crochet Easter chickens and detailed baking advice ('Carrot cake should always be made the night before') highlight her imaginative and artistic side.
- Passionate: Her emotional investment in hockey games, like 'Me realizing I need to attend Blues playoff games in order for them to win,' demonstrates her fervor for her interests.
- Faithful: Her tweet '🎶Alleluia, Alleluia!... He has risen up in triumph from the darkness of the grave' reflects her strong Christian faith and connection to religious traditions.
- Witty: Her sharp commentary, such as 'Calling a criminal illegal alien gang member a constituent? Okie dokie,' shows her quick wit and ability to make pointed observations.
Weaknesses:
- Opinionated: Her tweet 'Imagine traveling to El Salvador to try and bring this turd back to the U.S. lol' shows she can be blunt, which might not resonate with everyone.
- Impulsive: Her confession 'Tonight, while downtown, I beat a bum to the punch and asked him for a $1' reveals a tendency for spontaneous actions.
- Overthinking: Her tweet 'Oh good—a new thing for me to have anxiety about' highlights her tendency to stress over new situations.
- Stubborn: Her insistence on eating fake movie theater popcorn butter ('God I love the fake movie theatre popcorn butter') shows her resistance to changing her preferences despite criticism.
- Distracted: Her tweet 'I have yard work to do today. [making a giant iced coffee and walking around garden center for a couple hours]' suggests she can easily lose focus on tasks.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
Vanessa channels Marge Simpson's blend of humor, practicality, and devotion to family. Like Marge fixing household problems, Vanessa's tweet 'Trying to fix a garage door chain in an Easter dress and 4.5in pumps' shows her resourcefulness. Her nostalgic love for Happy Meals ('You could take me to get a Happy Meal') mirrors Marge's appreciation for simple pleasures. Both share sharp wit and occasional exasperation, as seen in Vanessa's commentary on social issues ('Calling a criminal illegal alien gang member a constituent?'). They're wholesome yet hilarious.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Vanessa embodies ESFP: extroverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving. Her extroversion shines in tweets like 'Sunday Scaries —AMA to take my mind off it,' engaging with others openly. Her sensing side is evident in her love for tactile hobbies like crocheting Easter chickens and gardening ('I spent three hours weeding and mulching'). Her feeling-oriented personality comes through in her emotional tweets about hockey ('Make it happen, boys'). Her perceiving trait shows adaptability, like 'I have yard work to do today [making a giant iced coffee and walking around garden center].' Vanessa thrives on fun, connection, and spontaneity.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Happy Meal? Because you're the best day ever waiting to happen.
- Do you crochet? Because you've stitched your way into my heart.
- Are you a carrot cake? Because you just get better the longer I know you.
- Girl, you must be fake movie theater popcorn butter, because you're making everything better.
- Are you a hockey puck? Because I can't take my eyes off you during the game.
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Biochemist | Hockey enthusiast | Crochet queen | Lover of Happy Meals & fake popcorn butter | Fixing garage doors in heels since forever | Missouri girl with sass and soul ☧– @Nessakins_
Your signature cocktail
Happy Meal Mimosa
The 'Happy Meal Mimosa' captures Vanessa's playful and nostalgic personality. Orange juice and champagne reflect her bubbly humor ('Peter got his ass kicked in a foot race to the tomb'). A maraschino cherry adds a touch of sweetness, echoing her love for Happy Meals ('You could take me to get a Happy Meal and it would be the best day ever'). Vanilla syrup ties in her creative side, like crocheting Easter chickens. It's a cheerful and comforting cocktail that matches her vibe perfectly.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Vanessa fits into Hufflepuff with her creativity, kindness, and loyalty. Her tweet 'You could take me to get a Happy Meal and it would be the best day ever' shows her appreciation for simple joys and nostalgia, a hallmark of Hufflepuff. Her dedication to gardening ('I spent three hours weeding and mulching') reflects their hardworking nature. Her love for hockey and cheering for teams ('Make it happen, boys') highlights her loyalty and passion. Hufflepuffs value community and sincerity, which Vanessa embodies.
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Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves
Vanessa's upbeat and humorous personality matches the joyful vibe of 'Walking on Sunshine.' Her tweet 'You could take me to get a Happy Meal and it would be the best day ever' reflects the song's carefree spirit. Her creative hobbies, like crocheting Easter chickens, show her cheerful and vibrant nature. Even her humorous commentary ('Peter got his ass kicked in a foot race to the tomb') carries an optimistic tone. This song captures her sunny disposition and fun-loving attitude.
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