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Your Simpsons character
Vanessa channels Marge Simpson's blend of humor, practicality, and devotion to family. Like Marge fixing household problems, Vanessa's tweet 'Trying to fix a garage door chain in an Easter dress and 4.5in pumps' shows her resourcefulness. Her nostalgic love for Happy Meals ('You could take me to get a Happy Meal') mirrors Marge's appreciation for simple pleasures. Both share sharp wit and occasional exasperation, as seen in Vanessa's commentary on social issues ('Calling a criminal illegal alien gang member a constituent?'). They're wholesome yet hilarious.

Your MBTI personality Type
Vanessa embodies ESFP: extroverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving. Her extroversion shines in tweets like 'Sunday Scaries —AMA to take my mind off it,' engaging with others openly. Her sensing side is evident in her love for tactile hobbies like crocheting Easter chickens and gardening ('I spent three hours weeding and mulching'). Her feeling-oriented personality comes through in her emotional tweets about hockey ('Make it happen, boys'). Her perceiving trait shows adaptability, like 'I have yard work to do today [making a giant iced coffee and walking around garden center].' Vanessa thrives on fun, connection, and spontaneity.

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Biochemist | Hockey enthusiast | Crochet queen | Lover of Happy Meals & fake popcorn butter | Fixing garage doors in heels since forever | Missouri girl with sass and soul ☧– @Nessakins_

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The 'Happy Meal Mimosa' captures Vanessa's playful and nostalgic personality. Orange juice and champagne reflect her bubbly humor ('Peter got his ass kicked in a foot race to the tomb'). A maraschino cherry adds a touch of sweetness, echoing her love for Happy Meals ('You could take me to get a Happy Meal and it would be the best day ever'). Vanilla syrup ties in her creative side, like crocheting Easter chickens. It's a cheerful and comforting cocktail that matches her vibe perfectly.

Your Hogwarts House
Vanessa fits into Hufflepuff with her creativity, kindness, and loyalty. Her tweet 'You could take me to get a Happy Meal and it would be the best day ever' shows her appreciation for simple joys and nostalgia, a hallmark of Hufflepuff. Her dedication to gardening ('I spent three hours weeding and mulching') reflects their hardworking nature. Her love for hockey and cheering for teams ('Make it happen, boys') highlights her loyalty and passion. Hufflepuffs value community and sincerity, which Vanessa embodies.

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Vanessa's upbeat and humorous personality matches the joyful vibe of 'Walking on Sunshine.' Her tweet 'You could take me to get a Happy Meal and it would be the best day ever' reflects the song's carefree spirit. Her creative hobbies, like crocheting Easter chickens, show her cheerful and vibrant nature. Even her humorous commentary ('Peter got his ass kicked in a foot race to the tomb') carries an optimistic tone. This song captures her sunny disposition and fun-loving attitude.

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